Hello people of the internet, Burnt Red here, I would like to welcome you to my profile, here you will find the ravings of a sadistic mad woman. I hope you enjoy. I also have two unicorns one is called Orange Cremsicle and the other is called Frank, he likes jumping on pink fluffy marshmallows. Orange Cremiscle, on the other hand, is an orange unicorn with homicidal tendencies, he kills all the ice cream gummy bears. They like to come out and play.

I like ice cream, and I like gummy bears.

I also hope you enjoy my stories, to say I have a sadistic sense of humor would be an understatement.

Anyone a fan of rock?

Warrant- Cherry Pie

ACDC- Thunderstruck, Shoot to thrill...(mostly all of them)

Def Leppard- Pour some sugar on me and Rock of ages (HELL YEAH!!!!)

Deep Purple- Smoke on the water

Fall out boy- ALL omg

Panic! At the disco- ALL orgasmic

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Story Ideas

Danse Macabre - Don't tell me your life is difficult because of your job, don't you dare tell me that! I can't see my gorgeous kids or my amazing husband because of the profession I work in, one mistake, one tiny mistake, and that could be the end of my family. I can't let that happen. I know they hate me, but I'd rather have them hate me than be dead. You see I work for MI5, but not just any division, I work for the 6th division. The 6th division is notorious for it's suicide missions, but we have a 99% success rate...How you ask? Well our division is different because we are different from normal human beings, after a certain incident, some humans changed, we have powers that are beyond the human imagination, but it's funny we are still human. And more than anything I want to see my husband and my kids, to watch them grow up and grow old with my husband...But I cannot because I am the Duchess of Murder and I am the best of the best and I would be damned before I let anything happen to my precious people. AU, inspired by Darker than Black

Rated M Sakura Haruno and Itachi Uchiha Romance and Drama

The Tomb of the Snake Emperor- There once lived a ruthless king, who had a vision, he wished to conquer all. Many of his opponents hired assassins to kill the said king, but they all failed. And one by one his enemies fell, he was ruthless his captured victims would either serve or if they defied they would die. Soon he became master of all under heaven, but alas he had yet to defeat his final opponent, Death itself. News came of a powerful witch who was rumored to know the secret to eternal life, he sent his oldest friend and most trusted ally to search for this witch, but she was nothing like they expected. The witch sensed a great darkness within the king and refused to grant him his wish and cursed him for the rest of eternity. For if he was to every arise again he would be cause disaster and chaos, as he would finish what he started. Yeah well, eternity my ass as fate had other plans, enter a playboy badboy archaeologist, his rambunctious team and a quick-tempered pink-haired ninja with an amazing ass. AU, inspired by The Mummy; tomb of the dragon Emperor

Rated M Sakura Haruno, Itachi Uchiha, Team 7, Shisui Uchiha, Romance and Fantasy

ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign)

AQUARIUS - The Slut
(1/20-2/18)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One
(7/23-8/22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One
(3/21-4/19)
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
(11/22-12/21)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One
(4/20-5/20)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One
(12/22-1/19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
(8/23-9/22)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

Burnt Red: Lol, explains a lot

Favourite Quotes

"My name is Dean Winchester, I am an Aquarius. I like long walks on the beach and frisky women." Dean Winchester...I like frisky women too...

"To define true madness, what is't to be but nothing else but mad" Professor Stein

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts" Albert Einstein

"The blood never stops flowing and the party never ends. You wanna pass on through? You wanna stay a while? Great. What's mine is yours, but it is mine. My home, my family, my rules." Marcel Gerard

"Smart people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, stupid people talk about other people."- Eleanor Roosevelt

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Mahatma Gandhi

The Beautiful Sky Cover, I found this beautiful picture in google images, and I had to use it for the cover of my story. Of course I tweaked it a bit to suit my tastes!