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"If you can't beat the game, if you can't solve the puzzle, you're nothing but a loser." -Nate "Near" Rivers


If for any reason you want to RP a Bert so I could try out writing a Mary Poppins please PM me, I'm dying to write something with them. I prefer longer posts, a paragraph or two, but if you want something shorter I'm so desperate to do this that I'll probably agree.


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The Love and Lose of Dearest Friends by HPWeasleyTwins reviews
Over the years Remus Lupin noticed a lot of things about his best mates and yet somehow for all his know how he missed some very important details. Read on to enjoy a much beloved couples rise and fall as seen by one of their best friends, the one and only Remus Lupin. And then read further to discover all the other untold adventures, small and large, of the doomed couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 3/15/2016 - [Sirius B., Marlene M.] Remus L., James P.
A First Time For Everything by Blood-Sucker-1428 reviews
The first time she met him, the first time he truly trusted her, the first time he really smiled at her, and more. A series of one shots - all related - of all the firsts Anthea and Mycroft experience in their relationship from meeting each other and beyond. Starts off professional and friendly, but will end up being Mythea.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 281 - Words: 943,746 - Reviews: 6156 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Mycroft H., Anthea
It's a Jolly Holiday with Mary by Disneylover95 reviews
A series of one-shots. As the title suggests, will mainly focus on the lives of Mary Poppins and Bert with some other characters added in. Mary/ Bert. Irregular Updates
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Mary P., Bert A.
Anything by Tinkerbell-Addams reviews
Mary and Bert's day off. Set while the children are at the bank with their father. Please R&R. I don't own May Poppins or it's characters.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2016 - Mary P., Bert A. - Complete
Visits and Days Off by Tinkerbell-Addams reviews
Mary Poppins visits Bert for a stroll in the park in between assignments. [Oneshot] Please R&R I do not own Mary Poppins or it's characters
Mary Poppins - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Mary P., Bert A. - Complete
Straight On Until Morning by Darling Pretty reviews
"Did you live in Neverland, Mummy?" Mary smiles and sits down next to her son. Without a word, he crawls into her lap, settling in as he faces her. Mary wraps him in her arms and kisses his forehead. "Where do you think I met your father?"
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Mary P., Bert A.
On The Front Porch by Darling Pretty reviews
While missing Mary, Bert dreams. Oneshot.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Mary P., Bert A. - Complete
Just Whistle by Darling Pretty reviews
"'Mary' The quiet voice interrupts her concentration and she sighs, knowing that those blood vessels hadn't completely healed, that though it may be lighter, the skin of her cheek will still be an unsettling blue." Not all the families Mary Poppins works with are as lovely as the Banks. Oneshot.
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Complete
The Best Christmas Ever by melodylovesdoctorwho reviews
Mary Poppins goes to Bert's flat to help him decorate for Christmas but Bert has a plan to reveal his feelings for her. Mary/Bert. Obnoxiously fluffy :)
Mary Poppins - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Complete
Love by durancedurance reviews
Bert and Mary get a little bit closer after some arguing, and Mary finally opens up to him one evening on the rooftops. Just some oneshot shenanigans that I jotted down one evening.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Complete
When Somebody Loved Me by Darling Pretty reviews
"It had been rainy the day Mary Poppins had kissed him. Rainy and cold." Oneshot.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete
Tomorrow Will Be Kinder by Darling Pretty reviews
1940. As bombs destroy Mary's precious London, they take something even more dear. Mary/Bert. -I do promise a happy ending, but you might want tissues.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,374 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012
On The Rooftops by Darling Pretty reviews
"Y' just jumped off a roof! Of course I'm looking at you like you're mad! You're completely barmy!" -One cold winter night, Herbert Alfred stumbles into what may be the turning point of his life. A bit of an origin story for Mary Poppins and Bert's friendship. (Warning: could be triggering for some.)
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Complete
A Delightful Return by durancedurance reviews
The Banks family is still in good condition, but the youngest children, twins John and Barbara, are getting out of hand. Jane takes it upon herself to fix the situation, calling upon her favorite nanny's help once more. How does Mary handle round two?
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,350 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Complete
Practically Perfect by ravenwritingclaw reviews
Bert always missed Mary most in the winter. Yet when she surprises him late at night, he gives her his own gift. **Read and Review**
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Complete
Snapshots by Darling Pretty reviews
31 drabbles in 31 days. Most will be Mary/Bert because I'm me.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 16,782 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Complete
And So It Began by SavannahDarling reviews
How Mary Poppins and Bert met, and it wasn't an extremely pleasant meeting. It was memorable though...
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2012
Practically Perfect by GallifreyanPanicMoon reviews
The wind is changing and it is time for Mary to move on from her recently accomplished work for the Banks family. As she is about to leave from the rooftops, she is met by Bert who tries to give her a reason to stay. The couple struggle to hide their love for one another and this leads them to ponder on what it means to be "practically perfect".
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Complete
A Helping Hand by Darling Pretty reviews
Bert knows he'll never be able to win over the girl of his dreams, but Mary Poppins doesn't believe that at all. Oneshot. Mary/Bert.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Complete
Show Me by Darling Pretty reviews
"Of all the things that Mary Poppins does not do, getting frustrated is nearly number one on the list... And yet, that was the only word he could come up with for how she was acting." There are some things that frustrate even Mary Poppins. Oneshot.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
Hyde Park, London, England by Dominaet reviews
May 25th, 1912, turned out to be a far more eventful day in the lives of Mary Poppins and Herbert Alfred than either of them had much reason to expect... billows of fluff
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
Eternity in a Kiss by Snacky8 reviews
Bert's story of his life with Mary Poppins.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
Never Been Kissed by MissAnime111 reviews
"Mary Poppins, 'ave you ever bin in love?" He asked. Her fists clenched and she let her eyes flutter shut. No. Not this. Not now..." A regular Tuesday off with Bert raises some terribly awkward questions, and some long awaited confessions. Please Review!
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Complete
The Grumps by Darling Pretty reviews
She knew it was going to be a long day from the moment she diagnosed the children with a case of The Grumps. It only gets worse when Bert realizes she might be catching it. And now? Well, somebody needs to cheer her up! Mary/Bert. Oneshot.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Complete
The Luckiest Man in the World by Darling Pretty reviews
From the moment they met, Bert has wanted to kiss Mary Poppins. And for ten years, he's only joked about it. Mary/Bert. Oneshot.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
Marry Mary, Quite Contrary by Darling Pretty reviews
"You are Herbert Alfred, are you not? And you are in want of a wife, are you not?" A ripped up letter brings Mary Poppins back into Bert's life in a big way. Mary/Bert. Oneshot.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
Surprise by Bethselamin reviews
Bert knows there is nothing that could ever surprise Mary Poppins. Or is there? Mary/Bert.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Complete
Practical Perfection by BroadwayStarlet reviews
My first Mary Poppins fic! This scene takes place at the end of the musical, after Mary kisses Bert on the cheek. It's a sweet scene, and I got the impression that Bert and Mary would get together on her next assignment...
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
The Ascent by SallySorrell reviews
Fluff, cenetered around Mary's umbrella and a stroll in the park. Bert/Mary, as all my MP writing is!
Mary Poppins - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
Bridges by Cocoa987 reviews
In which it is a cold rainy night in London, Mary is depressed, Bert is sarcastic, and an umbrella is thrown into the Thames. A Mary-meets-Bert dark oneshot. ANGST. Because the fandom doesn't have enough. T for reference to suicide.
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Stepping In Time by Cocoa987 reviews
Bert and the sweepers will always 'step in time' when they are needed. But what if one of their own is the one that needs the help? MaryxBert. T for Violence
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Sentiment by Jaela-chan reviews
The most shocking question Bert could ever have asked changes Mary's life forever.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008
Practically Perfect, Penned and Priced by Margo Duncan reviews
Following his narrations at Cherry Tree Lane, Bert wanted to tell Mary's story to the world but this mysterious woman's tale consists of a facet that even her dearest friend could never know: a debt that must be paid. For the Walt Disney movie. UPDATED
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,216 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
Practically Perfect In Every Way But One by rikkurox reviews
Why does Mary Poppins want every second Tuesday off? A short fluffy fan fic about what she does on her day off. Please read and review.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Under The Weather by BG Sparrow reviews
One-Shot. Mary Poppins is feeling under the weather, and Bert, Jane, & Michael spend a comical day trying to tend to her and keep the house under control. How bad can things get when Mary Poppins isn't on her feet? A fun short story, MaryBert implied.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/22/2007 - [Mary P., Bert A.] Jane B., Michael B. - Complete
Daisies and Chimneys by LadyLizaElliott reviews
Oneshot. Cursed to be practically perfect, senseless, heartless, trapped within her duty, the day finally comes when the spell is broken. He always thought that she was real, but she's divine. MaryBert.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Practically by Sariii reviews
Practically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking. MaryBert
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
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