bowser comunist lv x Poll: WHICH ONE OF MY OC IS YOU FAVE? Vote Now! |
 Author has written 2 stories for Super Smash Brothers, and Pokémon. hello audience wait im trying to come up with my own jokes cuss tobuscus threatened to sue VARIMID get your lawyer brother i will be makeing 3 storys here 1 bowser comunist tod of epicosity: with both varimid and steve: humor 2 mew born: a Pokemon (maybe skyrim cross) story telling steves random story: humor/hurt&comfort/(maybe romances) 3 that bloody code: a story of varimids life in smash mansion after he puts the konami code into the game out of boredom: humor/adventure about me likes: pie, pokemon, videogames, johto, Link in pain,senile wizards dwarfs, mews,CAP-TIN FAL-CON, Canadians, video game music with lyrics, doughnuts, apple rain, cheese, girls(but cant talk to them), speaking dragon, swearing, ninjas, and lets plays hates: hoenn, final fantasy, kingdom hearts, square enics in general (will give them a chance if they give geno back to nintendo), school, home work, where i live (ha gotcha stalkers ill give you a hint its cold), my memorys (don't ask), dialga (we had a time Pokemon already), and any episode of the anime after johto i play smash bros brawl online a ton. my friend code for it is 3869-0026-6282 send me yours. if you are wondering if you face my randomly i play as red snake, dark link, original color toon link ( as in link from the first game), normal lucario (or as i call him pokemon goku), or red hat pikachu. i also do random power where i just do random every time :P. now for the oc or as you guys know them "crazy" from the world of minecraft varimid grizzwald peculiar,. amnesiac dwarf of kaz-modan, 15 years old he has a short brown drwaven beard and blue eyes, he wares a yellow shirt with a mario star with the word "invincible" under it, he whares black sweet pants and has iron shoulder pads. weapons: insanity, a diamond pick-ax, a katana, his "boom stick" his shot gun personality: all out crazy, a good friend if you can get to know him, pretty gullible but knows when to gtfto. is the glue that keeps the house of bc together treats simon like a son. how he came to the house of b.c: i found him hungry a tried in the slums of golden rod city i offered him a place to stay and boom the insanity was born. final smash: forgoten past: throws his pick down summoning a army of dwarfs he then pumps his shot gun and shoots the closest dude theme song: diggy diggy hole remix, yogscast other info: has a crush on kussa but cant grow a pair to tell her 47 (2.0. thank you very much tgms), the mega-bat from the neather, as old as the world itself and beyond even that he has the body shape similar to zero of the mega-man sires but is colored to look like batman he has deep white eyes wepons: bat-a-rangs, a mega buster, unlimited obsidean, large amount of info on any under world personality: can be a real grifer but is nice to his friends, very human like and enjoys grifing humans, hates it when people dystroy minecraftia for kicks alone and usaly kills them with out a care. SUPER protective over kussa as she reactivated him how he came to the house of b.c: i won him in a fiddle off with herobrine and kussa reactivated him by putting in the code "12345" final smash: over drive: summons a ghast made of fire that attacks everyone, he is stunned after words theme song: robo rolled, crono triger/brentall floss other info: he ends most sentences with "snarf!" "SHNARF!" if positive "derp." if negative t-bag (tb), the mlg minecrafter, 15 years old he looks alot like steve of minecraft but has a white shirt that says "cut,it,out" on it with the sigh language symbols under each word weapon: a bucket, a stone shovel, and any gun he can get his hands on personality: ANY "MLG PRO" GAMER. but if you want a better example look up "the adventures of n00bly" on you tube should be easy finding him. has a crush on kussa and has convinced him self there in a relationship how he came to the house of b.c: he was digging a hole and ended up in our basement. (we take any one we can get) final smash: camp power: becomes in-tangible for a short time but can still hurt others. theme song: eye of the creeper, omfgcata/survivor other info: has a fear of herobrine like no other from the world of pokemon steve senri, the shiny dragon born mew, 14 mew years a shiny mew. that's it. why are you still reading this? i kill you!!! weapon: psychic powers, UN-relenting force, psychic bubbles personality: exactly like varimid, but dose not like pokemon trainers in any way shape or form how he came to the house of bc: found him with a arrow in his knee i helped him out and the rest is history final smash: fus ro bomb: focuses un-relenting force into a small ball trows it causing a smart bomb like explosion theme song: pokemon theme other info: has a red bouncy ball he plays with when bored kussa, the frosslass pokemorph, 15 years old she has bright blue hair that gos down to her shoulders and a white komono with a orange rope around it, sha also has purple eyes weapons: ice abilitys, psychic powers personality: to us at the house of bc she is as crazy as varimid just with a more female touch, but with others she is very very shy and will hide behind the closet bc oc. is very nice to her freinds and is a peace maker, she is very motherly to Simon and treats him as her own son. she hates any one that rys to act like a gangster/pimp/mlg boss. how she came to the house of b.c: varimid got separated from us when we where at mt silver, she found him and saved him from a cold grave and after we got tired of ignoring the fact she had been following us after that day we let her join. final smash: big freeze: will shoot huge "off wave" like waves that freeze any one who cant doge it (dose only minor damage) theam song: brent-mass mad lib other info: she has sworn to never use her powers to eat sols after she killed her own father by mistake, has a huge fear of cites simon, ralts, pokemorph, 5 years old he has green hair in a bole cut style with a huge red Mohawk in the middle, all his cloths are baggy on him and are dead white. weapons: psychic powers, extreme street smarts, best darn grifter in the world, extreme cuteness. personality: he cute and he knows it, a real con artist and thief will guilt trip you out of your wallet and then steal your belt. he dose however care deeply for his friends and will not steal from them. he really mature for his age in reality he knows many swear words and is attracted to females more so then just puppy love, but he will only show it when he knows hes only with villains as he can relate with them easily. thinks of kussa as his "mommy" and if you insult her well hit it "hide your kids hide your wife and hide your husband" how he came to the house of bc: we found him behind a dumpster after a night of partying. (we also found a drunk guini pig but we left him there) final smash: bam-bam: picks up a fighter and beats the liveing crap out of them saying "BAM-BAM" theme: pokemon gets played other info: looks up to many villains as a roll model and will look upon them like rock stars ezio the gangar, the failed oc, 15 (gangar years) looks like any other gangar weapons: basic gangar atacks and powers, he can speak human freely not just in story's that the author is to lazy to do it right. personality: a real "lost puppy" that no matter how many times i feed him to maya, no matter how many times i lock him in the basement he comes back and is loyal to me, enjoys messing with varimid and has a fear of gardivors how he came to the house of bc: he was one of my failed experiments along with a succabus gardivor, a black VVVVVV person, and ghost dragon born. after a while of begging i said yes final smash: blasting off again!!: creates a big explosion that shoots every one sky-ward that only counts as a kill if he star ko's them theme: team rocket (original) mato other info: can turn into a black hover board that anyone can ride on bebe the electravire, the shocking tomboy, 9 years old looks like any other electravire weapons: basic electric moves, and a FALCON PWNCH personality: a over all tom-boy that likes to play rough, she doesn't yet get or understand her strength and so is a bit of a klutz. she dose have a soft spot for anything that cant say proper English. she looks "up" to varimid as a father figure. how she came to the house of bc: little known fact: varimid lived in the johto daycare center before the house of bc, he hatched her there and after he left (do to the un-even flow of time) she evolved twice and after i got bored teleported her here. final smash: lightning falcon: combines thunder punch, mega punch, and falcon pwnch to totally kill who ever is right next to her. theme: song of storms (heavy metal style) amber, the fisher women, 4 years old she has amber coloerd hair that is pretty long, her eyes are a neon purple color. she is a bit short but not dwarvin short. she wares a orange poncho that covers most of her body, under it she has black pants and a black t. weapons: a costom battle fishing pole (half staff, half whip) personality: very strong willed and caring, she is usually nice to everyone even villains! (just last night she gave tabu cookies) and can put a smile on even the most harden beings, how she came to the house of bc: kussa's and varimid's daughter final smash: summons a giant ice dwarf of death theme: epona's song other info: is scared of the dark, like will rip you eyes out in panic scared from the world of "stupid mario bros" by richaveras sage (coconut), prince of the gerudo, 18 years old looks like a friendlier Ganon with a obi-won like robe and fedora weapons: energy balls, WARLOCK PWNCH, twin swords (the ones used by the gerudo pirates) personality: very calm and collected and though he can quote 90% of what varimid can he doesn't usually. he is the most sane and the voice of reason. he also translates memes into English for those not into the internet. has high respect for women (whould'nt you, living with over 9000 violent female pirates?) and will let them choose what happens. how he came to the house of bc: me, varimid, and steve acidentaly killed all his warriors after we smashed a rock into a VERY weak part of the ship final smash: sandstorm: basically.. the Pokemon move. my o.s (own sport) orange ball! the rules of orange ball are simple there are three main objects the north acid pit the south lava pit and orange's liveing disembody head orange: wait what? there are two teams in orange ball the blue team who in this tutorial are akuma, sephoroth, and varimid and the red team who here are crazy hand, herobrine, and 47 red and blue: lets kill orange orange: i blame you for this t.g.m.s the red teams job is to get the ball to fall and completely melt in the lava while the blue have the acid (don't forget to dribble.) orange: ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-arrrrrrggghhhhh akuma: yes i am the ultimate warrior even in this childish game! me: would you say its childish if it was fueled on revenge? akuma: i would say this is my new fav sport! after 11 deaths the winner is decried who ever has the most points win! final score red-5, blue-6 song time yay :D the dragon born comes from skyrim our hero our hero claims a warriors harte i tell you i tell you the dragonborn comes with the voice wielding power of the ancient nord art belive belive the dragon born comes its the end to the evil of all skyrims foes beware beware the dragon born come for the darkness has past yet the legand still grows youll know youll know the dragon brons come soft huming* Dovahkiin Dovahkiin Naal ok zin los vahriin wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin fah hin kogaan mu draal. robo rolled by brentall floss (in tone to rick rolled) I'm not programmed to love Never gonna glitch you up the yognught anthem (diggy diggy hole) I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole! Dwarf! Dwarf! I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole! Dwarf! Dwarf! I am a I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole! HOW CRAZIE?? Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't Spanish and you just do that to annoy him. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only utensil-type thing available. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (I say random things...) Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. (I do that.) Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when you're crazy.(I KNOW I'm crazy.) Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world, (Well, I do this except the part about forgetting my reason for hating thy world.) Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane. Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty". Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through. Crazy is when you hit your head on an object, then start yelling and swearing revenge. Crazy is when you mix five box-fulls of Jello Pudding Mix with Dish Soap and Green food coloring in a jar,pour it on the side walk,and say it's "alien bloooood". Crazy is when you make up stupid texts and faces just for pleasure. Crazy is when you get into an in-depth conversation with your split personalities for hours on end and talk about nothing in particular. (I do this.) Crazy is when you laugh at something serious. Crazy is when you have 21 different ways of saying one swear word If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! List your favourite video game characters and act as if you were actually in their games! ill do some oc because screw the rules im in spaaaaccceeee 1. kussa (sorry varimid) 2. varimid 3. heavy weapons guy 4. okami amaterastu 5. susano 6. steve (pikmin) 7. steve (minecraft) 8. steve (shiny mew) 9. genscet 10. mewtwo Answer these questions What would happen if Number 1 woke you up in bed? me: nightmare? kussa: *nods* me: its ok *rubs head* Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? me: this is not the fridge heavy: my bad Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? me: so much irony! Number Five cooked you dinner? me: dude im under-aged susano: madness all should have saki Number Six is lying next to you on the beach what do you do? me: *makes water proof wall of sand* we cant have a hero die. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? me: this explains alot Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? me: note to self make sure lass trainers cant get in house Number Nine made fun of all your friends? me: dude i understand you hate humans but really? Number Ten ignored you all the time? me: *gets bfg9000* hi dude how was your day? Two serial killers are hunting you down! Quick! What will Number One do? kussa: have a ice day *freezes killers* me: kussa, white can do it, you cant. but thanks You're on vacation with Number Two, and you manage to break your leg. What does Two do? varimid: golden apple? me: ADVENTURE *fly's into air* It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? me: awesome a mini gun thanks dude! heavy: no problem little baby You seem to have stuck yourself in a house that is on fire! What does Four do? draws 3 lines causing it to rain and or hurricane You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Five do? he'll get a bottle ready You're about to marry Number 10! What is One's reaction? kussa: *breaks hypnosis* me: damn-it steve! You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? steve: *barfs dirt on me* me: *barfs the same dirt back* You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? by killing everyone else You can't stop laughing! What will 10 do? mewtwo: SHUT THE HELL UP *shoots shadow ball* Number One is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? damn-it steve Number Two tell you his/her deeply hidden love for Nine? me: dude your engaged to kussa... jealousy wont work to get you more stuff You're dating Three, and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? me: STEVE I AM FEEDING YOU TO A SUCCUBUS Would Five and Six ever kiss? not likely Number Six appears to be a player, breaking many hearts... me: dude your a hero don't abuse that steve: *flips me off* me: *dumps water on head* You had a haircut, and Seven can't stop staring at you. me: unlike you we cant just change when we want all of a sudden Eight thinks that he/she'll never get a girl/boy friend. What do you tell him/her? me: hey you could always transform into a human you know how to get to lasses well steve: genius!!! Nine is too shy to face you, and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? me: im sorry dude i cant do this to day gensect: D: You spot Ten kissing One. How do you react? me: mewtwo you do realize she's Giovanni's daughter right? mewtwo: MUTHA F- You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? me: i wonder if i could take shadow back to the past and save the native Americans Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? kussa doesn't like people that let there job and status go to their head Would 2 trust 5? probably their both fans of getting drunk Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? ME:the most epic battle eva. DAY GET THE POPCORN, TGMS YOU GET THE CANDY, NM YOU GET THE POP, LETS WATCH THIS THING! If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? probably something involving japan If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? me: pellet posies and sandviches... AWSOME If 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? most likely building something idk If 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? I'm gonna say "no" If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy? probably seeing as he has a color printer in his butt 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? a: loopuny, b: gardivor, c: frosslass, d: blue from pokemon manga What would happen if 1 accidentally kicked 10? kussa hurt, varimid angry, mewtwo with a pick in his head If 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
varimid: sorry dude If 5 and 6 did a workout together? the gym would be in ruins If 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? me: dude its at a water park steve: ohh If 7 won the lottery? me: golden apples for all!!!!! If 8 had quite a big secret? me: what do you mean "not proud of this maga- ... dude i am NEVER letting you subscribe to a magazine again If 9 became a singer? me: RAVE PARTY!!!! If 10 got a daughter? me: OMGWTFTBBQTHISISSPARTA HOW DID YOU GET ONE! mewtwo: i dont remember What would 1 think of 2? kussa: this little guy is kinda funny and he seems nice me: thats what she thought of varimid when she first met him What would 2 think of 1? varimid: wow. she may not be smoking hot but she is actually not hurting me... did she just LAUGH at one of MY jokes?... thank you oh great notch. me: when varimid first met kussa What would 4 envy about 5? amateratsu: he gets all the saki he can drink What do 6 and 7 have in common? hmmm steve and steve... nothing i can think of What would make 7 angry at 8? steve: lass trainer steve: ahhhhh Where would 8 meet
What would 9 never dare to tell 10? me: YOUR A GIRL?!?!?!? gensect: DONT TELL MEWTWO!!! mewtwo: tell me what gensect: ummm i like pie mewtwo: ok then... What would make 10 scared of 1? the fact she is Giovanni's daughter FINISH THIS PHRASE YOUR WAY: When life gives you lemons... Eat them! Lemons are yummy! -noonesorange-StarsRShiney Read Them! O.O -noonespurple-toxilev Squirt the juice in your enemy's eye! -Kicon MAKE FLYING MONKIES!! -Picklewars2 . . . use them to power your doomsday device and hold a few countries ransom, THEN use the resulting influx in cash to take over the world. -M. Burusu make applesauce! -FrostDeman ... use one lemon bunch's seeds to grow more lemons and start a lemon farm, use the other bunch to make a pitcher of poisoned lemonade, which you give to your worst enemy, then you use the last bunch to power up a time bomb which you use to scare the mayor of your city into giving you complete control over it. Then you use your city control to enslave the townspeople as soldiers to aid you in your plan to take over the world. (Profile worthy, eh?)- Cresle Generation X ... Use them to make a love potion! -Raikim4Never ...Make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it -Rainsong or Moonfeather ... Squirt them in Life's eyes, rendering him powerless. Then harness his limitless power to assassinate the president and take over the world!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! - Moonstream-Sunstripe ...tell me about your cookies! -Spottedpaw13 ...eat cherry pie. I mean seriously, which would you rather have? -Rainhead ... Turn around, throw them at a window, then blame it on your neighbor, get them arrested, and last of all, LET THE WORLD WONDER HOW YOU DID IT WITHOUT EXPLODING! -InvaderTyleana ...Throw them at rush-hour traffic, causing a terrible accident and killing several people, then wet yourself laughing uncontrollably. Oh, and possibly make some bad pun about how their cars must have been lemons.- Invader ShadowWolf ...wonder who released the moose. Because everyone knows that the moose used to give out lemons on National Pi Day. -Invader Cakez ...you're normal, when life gives you melons, you're special... or dyslexic. -LibertyEevee ... give em back i dont want your damn lemons -bowser comunist lev x 50 facts bout bc 1: im 50% deaf 2: i have psychic powa once i predicted a light bulb would die 1 sec before it blew up 3: i didnt talk till i was 3.5 years old 4: my fav game is pokemon white 5: i was grounded from cartoon network for 2 years due to my mom hating ed, edd, & eddy 6: i have yet to beat a loz game. i am not a good legend of zelda :/ 7: i did this list out of bordom 8: i have a phobia of zombies, poison, and gardivoirs. 9: my first ever Pokemon i caught was a zigzagoon 10: im left eyed 11: im right handed 12: im left footed 13: im f*ed up 14: i allways break my right foot never my left 15: i prefer scooter over bike or skate board 16: the fist lp i ever saw was lets play pokemon crystal by chuggaconroy 17: my name comes from the runawayguys's " bowser communism" and the Pokemon trading card game "level X" 18: i originally came to fan fiction to flame beacuse i thought it was full of final fantasy fan girls that want to bone cloud. 19: my first game system was a pikachu n64 20: when i was 1.5 years old i would get on my dog and he would help me steal cherrios. 21: i cant pronounce "Apocalypse" 22: i have mild insomia 23: my fav holiday is holloween (its like comic con with out the comic con) 24: my dad hates me being a geek 25: i hate final fantasy. i find it as a mega hitlar. 26: i tend to put my leg behind my head when i sleep 27: i was NOT introduced to minecraft by the yogcast rather farfromsubtle 28: the first game i ever beat was sly cooper and the thevius racoonus 29: my fav food is coconut 30: i have a mouth as dirty as the angry video game nerd 31: my dog thinks its a cat 32: im running out of ideas at this point 33: my fav movie is blues brothers 34: my fav tv show is breaking in 35: my fav super hero is the flash 36: my fav pokemon is frosslass 37: i once spent a 3 hours trying to touch my nose with my toung 38: i have a habit of chewing on plastic 39: i have had a crush on a total of 7 cartoon characters (im pathetic) 40: i have self-esteem issues 41: i have killed a total of 58 fish ':P 42: im a cat person 43: i learned to avoid the death question "dose this *blank* make me look fat" at the age of 1. my mom asked me that and i walked away 44: i learned to walk my first on bithday 45: i learned to use the vhs the day after 46: my mom wanted to smash all my vhs tapes the following day 47: this is my lucky number 48: my happiest memory is watching amaricas funniest videos with my family 49: i almost drowned when i was 5 50: im tagging daylight sorrow, ninja mongoose, and ddd-man people to see for epicosity daylight sorrow (go see her shes my first g.f) tobuscus bluexephose total biscuit far from subtle omfg cata meet josh jepson, his boy chugaa(conroy), dughter (proton) jony (sa), tim (Nintendo caprisun) his wife the runaway guys and any one i faved here :) |
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