Name: Ezekiel Joshua Zeccariah (Zeke for short)

Gender: Boy, although often confused for a girl due to crossdressing habits.

Weight: Heavier than air, lighter than a mountain.

Height: Taller than a dwarf, shorter than a giant

Favorite color: Anything black. Or rainbow.

Favorite foods: Anything that tastes good. And is edible.

Voted Most Likely To: End up on the news someday, steal a cop car, and do something stupid that would land me in prison on a regular basis.

Voted Least Likely To: Be normal.

Fanfiction Description:

I'm an ageless, psychic, immortal kid with the ability to open portals, with the use of an amulet my sister, Wherever Girl, gave to me.

I was sent back in time by Weeping Angels, to the year 1935. There, I befriended a group known as 'The East Side Kids' as well as a few cartoon characters.

I enjoy humor and mystery stories, and have the habit of writing fluff-based fics.

I have a kitten named Captain Sprinkles and a snake named Ryojii.

I also have two room-mates: Jonesy, my guardian angel, and Proxy, my robot bodyguard. We're all good friends.

When someone or something makes me angry beyond my breaking point (such as pedophiles, incest, human traffickers, or anything that results in a child/animal getting harmed/killed) I turn into my dark-ego, Fluffy, who is indestructible and kills anyone in his path, unless it is a child or my sister. *so don't piss me off!*

I can't eat powdered sugar as it makes me go INSANE. Like, more insane than Freakazoid on meth. That's some crazy shiznit.

I'm also bisexual-- but I'm also abstinent, having a respect for all genders.

Now stop reading my profile and read some fics-- I'm sure you'll find them much more entertaining ;)