Hey!

If you know me, then you probably hate me for never finishing any of my multi-chapter stories. You're free to adopt any of them, just tell me so I can read and realize you do a much better job than me...

Erm, I mostly work on one-shots because of that fact, but I do try to write a multi-chaptered once in a while. Usually when I do this, I get pretty far because my oh-so lovely friends - You know who you are! - bug the crap out of me until I continue writing.

And yet my teachers wonder why I don't pay attention in class...

So, anyway, I'm a massive Potterhead. Most of my stories are HP. I also like Hunger Games, Twilight, Divergent, The Darkest Powers, and some more random fandoms.

I'd appreciate a Beta patient enough to deal with my time schedule - which doesn't exist - and my large amount of mistakes - which do exist - though I can understand why no one would want to deal with me.

It's okay, I don't, either.

So, if you like my stories then you're probably just as much of a mess as me (Congratu-fucking-lations!) or you're just trying to cheer yourself up with other people's misery. You sadistic, horrible, evil person. I like you.

Erm, what else? Oh, yeah, check out my friends' pages: ikkebenraar for some awesome soul eater stories and, if she ever decides to publish a story (You can do it, Mirre. Well, you can't be any worse than some of the crap I've seen on here, anyway!) MirretheKid for some awesome... well, I dunno what she'll write. But it'll be awesome. Or at least not terrible.

And if you've read all this I'm impressed with your patience and hope you have enough sanity left to read my stories. Not that you'd need any sanity for those.

Bya

Spy for the Right

or, if my aunt decides to look me up again

Myra Bones.