Hello, I'm SarcasticPerson, which says quite a lot about my personality!

Just something to note though, I am ENGLISH and so spell things the ENGLISH way. I'm sorry if this annoys you, but I've always believed the English know their own language pretty well, so I won't be told that the American spellings are correct. I know this will irritate some people because I am writing fanfiction for American stuff, but I try to avoid idioms etc. and only have different spelling. If you spot something that doesn't make sense to you - point it out and I will be more than happy to change it, but I will not alter my stubborn English ways on spelling. Sorry about that, but if you can't cope, go read someone else's work! There's plenty of great writers out there!

That's my rant over, and I hope you enjoy my writing!

Bye for now!

SarcasticPerson.

P.S. Nothing you recognise in my writing belongs to me! I'm just doing this for fun, and to improve my writing. Always forget to put a disclaimer in my chapters, so I'm putting a permanent one here!

ANOTHER NOTE:

Apologies to readers of Five Year Curse, but that story (if you haven't already guessed) is on a bit of a break. I lost the plot (literally - I wrote it down and lost the bit of paper), and now I just can't find the inspiration to pick it up again.

You're going to be annoyed with me - and rightly so, I'm a horrible person - but I'm currently working on a different story in a different fandom (Percy Jackson, if you're interested) and so I don't know when I'll be able to get back to writing FYC.

So sorry!!

SarcasticPerson.