Hello there! How are you today? If you are on this page, it means you probably read (and even maybe enjoyed) some of my stories. Or you just randomly came across me. Whatever the reason, I am glad you've made it here.

You can call me Kyle. I'm a sixteen year old dude living in 'Murica. I thoroughly enjoy the TV show Glee (as you can tell, it being the only fandom I've written for). Although I have not seen the most recent seasons, so please no spoilers! My favorite character is Kurt, closely followed by Blaine. I have met both Chris Colfer and Darren Criss in real life. (Side note - Darren Criss knows of the existence of my fanfiction. asdfghjkl. I kind of hope that he finds it, but at the same time, I don't. Ever.)

I like Harry Potter, like, more than you can imagine, but I don't think I'll be writing that here. J.K. Rowling's writing is too amazing to ever reproduce. However, I do have another account where I have posted some Harry Potter. *sigh*

Some of my hobbies include reading, writing, acting, and Internet-ing. I also love music. I'm totally not picky about genres, either. I just don't like rap, hip hop, dubstep, electronica, and country. *cough* Okay maybe a little picky.

I think my love for all Starkid productions deserves a special shoutout, but especially the Very Potter Musicals. Because words cannot express how much I love them. And all things Harry Potter. I AM A NERD AND I AM PROUD.

I guess that's it... I think I'll start boring you with useless information you don't need. Unless I've already done that.

Ships (in no particular order)

1. Drarry

2. WolfStar

3. Faberry

4. PezBerry

5. Sebtana (I don't ship straight couples, but when I do, they're gay)

6. Puckurt

7. Niff (I like them as more of just a REALLY close bromance, but they would also make an adorable couple.)

8. Rane

10. Kurt/everyone

11. AlScor

12. Jogan

And my OTP: KLAINE!!!!! (you see, I love them so much that I had to bold, underline, and italicize their couple name.)

Favorite Glee Characters

1. Blaine (duh.)

2. Kurt (Again, duh.)

3. Sebastian (Well. You see. He's just... He's nicer in my headcanons.)

4. Chandler (BRING HIM BACK. PLEASE.)

Favorite HP Characters

1. Draco (You just have to get to know him...)

2. Fred and George

3. Neville

4. Luna

And now, because I love boring you, here's a little game:

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order. (Can I converge fandoms? Because I did. So there. Have fun.)

1. Harry

2. Hermione

3. Kurt

4. Ron

5. Santana

6. Brittany

7. Draco

8. Chandler

9. Luna

10. Sebastian

11. Voldemort

12. Blaine

Now answer these questions:

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Brittany/Voldemort)

No. No. No. My brain. Aghg. Brsbjh. Nope.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Ron)

Okay, I have to admit, Rupert Grint was my first celebrity crush. However, by the time I watched Chamber of Secrets (where I absolutely fell in love), he was already in his twenties.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Blaine got Chandler pregnant)

But... but... I mean... Blaine can't be with anyone except for Kurt. I don't care if he can get Chandler pregnant, he has to be with Kurt.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? (Luna)

Um, there was one I glanced over recently that involved her having an eating disorder. So, then, yeah. I do recall.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Hermione/Brittany)

Hmm... I never really thought about that. Possibly...? But probably not.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Santana/Luna or Santana/Sebastian)

Oh, Sebtana for the win.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Draco walking in on Hermione/Blaine)

Draco shields his eyes and says, "Who the hell is that?!"

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Kurt/Sebastian)

"What do you want, Sebastian?" The last thing Kurt expected was to feel a pair of warms lips against his. And to enjoy it. (I ENJOY THIS COUPLE WAY TOO MUCH)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Harry/Chandler)

No one else mixes up the fandoms like I do. So no.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Draco/Blaine)

Save Me From What I've Become

Okay so Blaine goes to Hogwarts and in the sixth year when Draco is stressing about killing Dumbledore Blaine could find him in the bathroom and they could open up and have a heart-to-heart and start dating. Or maybe they could just be really good friends. Or something. OOH. Draco could totally reject him and Blaine could be broken hearted. Yes. That is final.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Chandler)

"I'm Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO. Because Chandler is awesome and confident etc.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Harry/Brittany/Blaine)

Warning: complete crack. Seriously. I have no idea what I even wrote

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Santana)

A while ago. I need to catch up on my brittana shipping.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Harry and Draco are in a happy relationship (YESS) until Draco runs off with Ron (oh god). Harry, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Voldemort (MY EYES) and a brief unhappy affair with Blaine, then follows the wise advice of Santana and finds true love with Kurt.

Okay. Umm... Sure.

15. (5), (4), (7), (1), and (3) are playing truth or dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says truth. (5) asks who (7) loves and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken and seeks comfort in (1), while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1) and becomes so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort with (1), becomes in a relationship with (1). And so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped in time by police officer (9) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continue their relationship.

Santana, Ron, Draco, Harry, and Kurt are playing truth or dare. Santana asks Draco, and Draco says truth. Santana asks who Draco loves and Draco, after some prodding from Kurt, confesses their true love with Ron (ehh). Ron does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Kurt (neeeehhhh nope). Draco is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Harry (YES), while Kurt and Ron run into the sunset together. However, Santana is secretly in love with Harry and becomes so jealous of Draco, who, after the comfort with Harry, becomes in a relationship Harry. And so Santana decides to murder Draco, but is stopped in time by police officer Luna and is sent to prison, allowing Harry and Draco to continue their relationship.

I can dig this one.

16. What kind of story line would you use if One wanted to seduce Two? (Harry wanted to seduce Hermione)

Harry acts like an idiot and Hermione falls for him because they are alone in the woods and Ron has deserted them and they are teenagers. HERMIONE WILL NEVER LOVE HIM. (If you couldn't tell, I'm not a huge fan of that pairing.)

17. Do any of your friends read Seven/Nine? (Draco/Luna)

Heh. My friends don't read fanfiction.

18. (6), (3), (2), (4), and (11) are at a bar when (3) makes a drunken confession that (2) is in love with (1). (6) is secretly in love with (2) and plots to abduct (2) to keep (2) away from (1), but is stopped by (4) and (11). However, (6) is so crazed by this point that (6) needs constant watching to make sure (6) doesn't go after (2) again, and (4) and (11) volunteer to do this. As they work together, (4) and (11) develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that (6) escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save (2) and (1) from untimely deaths, (7) magically appears and vanquishes (6) forever.

Brittany, Kurt, Hermione, Ron, and Voldemort are at a bar when Kurt makes a drunken confession that Hermione is in love with Harry. Brittany is secretly in love with Hermione and plots to abduct Hermione to keep Hermione away from Harry, but is stopped by Ron and Voldemort. However, Brittany is so crazed by this point that Brittany needs constant watching to make sure Brittany doesn't go after Hermione again, and Ron and Voldemort volunteer to do this. As they work together, Ron and Voldemort develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that Brittany escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Hermione and Harry from untimely deaths, Draco magically appears and vanquishes Brittany forever.

Well, Draco is awesome and the rest of this is utter nonsense.

19. How would Eight react if they found out that Five and Nine were meeting for a threesome with Two? (Chandler reacting about Santana and Luna meeting for a threesome with Hermione)

Well, he's gay, so probably not care that much. But maybe be a little curious as to why and how characters from Harry Potter got to Ohio.

20. One sees Five naked. His/her reaction? (Harry sees Santana naked)

"Uhh... hi." *staring awkwardly*

"Dude. I'm changing. Get out."

.*snapping out of it* "Oh, sorry."

21. Would 12 and 5 make a good couple? (Blaine and Santana)

Umm... yeah, they would actually. Very cute. That is, if they were straight and Blaine not with Kurt.

22. What would you do if you found One and Four in a closet with a rubber ducky? (Harry and Ron)

“Now tell me, what are the functions of a rubber duck?"

"This... isn't what it looks like."

"Oh, just shut up and let me be magical with you."

23. Three kills Seven, what does Three say? (Kurt kills Draco. He says:)

“Nobody insults Albus Dumbledore in front of me."

24. Suggest a title for an Eight and Nine fluff story (Chandler and Luna)

Head in the Clouds

25. What would be a good pick up line for 7 to use on 1? (Draco for Harry)

"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my boyfriend?"

26. Three finds Four and Seven kissing. What would Three do? (Kurt finds Ron and Draco)

"Am I at Hogwarts...? But Ron, I do believe that you belong with Hermione, and Draco, you with Harry."

*I put two of these things together, and I'm too lazy to fix the numbers.*

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? (Ron invites Kurt and Chandler)

Ron eats food, and Kurt and Chandler talk about musicals.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happen? (Luna tries to get Santana in yoga)

She makes a very convincing argument about how nargles leave you alone when you are more at peace with yourself, and Santana cusses her out, essentially telling her to go away and stop talking about those gosh darned nargles.

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? (Harry or Brittany)

Well, both would be quite entertaining. But probably Harry because he's a wizard.

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction? (Hermione and Draco with Sebastian walking in)

Sebastian shrugs and walks away.

5) 3 falls in love with6. 8 is jealous. What happens? (Kurt falls in love with Brittany. Chandler is jealous)

sigh* oK, Kurt, I thought we were over that Brittany thing. And Chandler: go for it.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7? (Ron jumps me. Sebastian, Hermione, or Draco)

They could all team up and save meee!!!! yay.

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening? (Harry)

He has probably burned down the studio.

9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose? (Kurt has to marry Will, Tina, or Karofsky.)

Oh dear God. I would pick Tina. Because... reasons.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? (Draco kidnaps Hermione and asks Santana)

A rocketship with enough fuel to get to Mars. Andtobehisslaveforadaystartingnow

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose? (Harry or Brittany)

... Didn't we already do this pairing?

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why? (Sebastian challenges Ron to a... chariot race?)

Umm... wut? He... doesn't even know Ron...

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell? (Kurt)

Heck yeah! YOU GO BABY! KICK SOME BUTT!

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react? (Hermione/Sebastian getting married. Chandler not invited)

But Sebastian is gay.

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7? (Brittany of Draco)

Because 7 8 9! And there should be no reason to.

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go? (Sebastian)

Once upon a time there was a man and he was a sexy beast. He had sex with everyone. Including Kurt. But you didn't hear that from me. The end.

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late? (Harry for Hermione/Sebastian)

SEBASTIAN IS GAY. STOP DOING THIS.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? (Santana and Luna)

Me: There's a trashcan right over there if y'all need to puke. Just don't do it near my house. Siriusly. I will hurt you.

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8? (Kurt, Chandler, Brittany, and Ron for Chandler)

Chandler pretends to be a monkey for the entirety of the day, Brittany is mesmerized by the dolphins, Ron just keeps eating, and Kurt is thoroughly enjoying his wacky friends.

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

Well Blaine's probably protesting me torturing Kurt. ANd the rest of them are protesting me ignoring them in favor of Klaine. And they are all totally right. But I will take my bebes and leave.

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them? (Luna murders Hermione's best friend)

Tell a teacher, because Luna's finally lost it.

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1? (Brittany and Harry.)

Well, Harry can disapparate out of there and Brittany can escape.

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Voldemort. Because he's evil.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens? (Santana in a cave. Sebastian to the rescue)

Umm... why is he helping her?

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens? (Kurt)

It's a hit. Because Kurt's awesome. The end.

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? (Ron, Brittany, Draco dancing. Chandler walks in)

"Ooh! We're dancing! Yaay!" *cue Chandler's spastic dancing*

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction? (Harry writes Luna and Sebastian. Hermione's reaction)

Hermione: Harry, who is this Sebastian? And you have some spelling errors. Would you like me to read over this for you? You know, after I write your potions homework?

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good? (Draco)

I wouldn't trust it.

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do? (Chandler and Kurt)

Kurt: Let's just go home. I'm not cut out for this 'outdoors-y' thing.

Chandler: I couldn't agree more.

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

But... they went home...

Now if you want to do this, copy and paste this and erase my answers and replace them with your own.

Oh look. Another thing:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

"...the possibility that damages extended to data from the..." -- Battle Royale, Koushun Takami (It's like the Hunger Games, but this came first.)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

Pillows on the couch.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

iCarly. Like, right now.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

11:07

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:06 (I AM GOOD)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The TV and air conditioning.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I believe I was taking out the trash.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Uh. I don't remember. o_o

9. What are you wearing?

Hoodie, t-shirt, boxers.

10. Did you dream last night?

Probably. The real question is if I remember any of them. And the answer to that question is no. But I did have a dream the other day about llamas. That was fun.

11. When did you last laugh?

Watching AVPS earlier this evening.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paintings. Oh and a shelf.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Always.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Kind of monotonous.

15. What is the last film you saw?

The ABC's of Death. It was... interesting.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Fox. So I could own Glee. And meet everyone. And get to see them anytime I want. And buy weekly trips to Harry Potter world. And also other good stuff.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I talk back to the tv. O_o And it annoys the crap out of everyone I'm with.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

World peace, man.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes, yes I do. I like it a lot. And I would like to think I am good at it, as well.

20. Obama:

...am I missing something?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I have no idea. Umm... Lily? Maybe?

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Like, Paris or London? Totally. But only for a little while. I love my home in NY. (Yup. I live in New York. But you get no more information, internet stalkers)

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

"Don't listen to them. You get to come in too." --Chris Colfer

Music Quizz-y thing

1. Put your iTunes , Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question , press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU say?

Everytime - Britney Spears (don't judge)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

Soldier – Ingrid Michaelson (I like this.)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY?

For Good - Glee Cast (commitment. yes.)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Do You Know It's Christmas - Glee (I wish. Because I need new headphones.)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Days of Summer - Starkid

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?

Defying Gravity – Glee Cast (Hmm. Pretty decent motto.)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Deep Into the Ground – from Billy Elliot (...)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

In Your Light – Gotye

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Fools Like Me - Lisa Loeb (OMG THIS ONE ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE!! Kind of)

WHAT IS 2 2?

Damnit Janet - from Rocky Horror

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Shout It Out Loud - Glee Cast

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Cough Syrup - Glee Cast (...Is it bad to say this is accurate?)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Nine In the Afternoon - Panic! At the Disco (heh. I'm gonna be a time that doesn't exist. Fun)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Kiss - Glee Cast (didn't do that on purpose, I swear)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Big Girls Don't Cry - Glee Cast

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Love Shack - Glee Cast (Umm... yeah I don't think so)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Full Disclosure - from The Addams Family (the musical)

18. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??

Misery - Maroon 5 (yes)

19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Harry Freakin' Potter - from AVPS (He lives in my basement O.o)

20. WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

Red Solo Cup - Glee Cast (totally. I want an empty plastic cup.)

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Beautiful - India.arie (yes. I do have very beautiful friends)

Just in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn it... that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how…?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well... a bit late, huh?)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief! I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And ... I'm taking this because…??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (NO WAY NO WAY!! Talk about news flash…!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh ... fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Another quiz... thing

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
Its hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (A habit I am trying to break.)
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (My lips just get dry, okay?)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (hehe)
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile alot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid. (...)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 7

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house. (My parents are divorced)

Total: 6

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favourite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 4

PUNK

You can skateboard
You’ve worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (had to experiment)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 5

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's. (just one B.)
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 6

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl. (my mom made me once...)
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.

Total: 3

HARDCORE//SCENE

You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes. (what if i can slip them off without untying them?)
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the Disco. (Best. Band. Ever. You do not insult them. Even my mainstream friends agree they're good)
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color (at a time...? I have at two different times...)

Total: 7

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Blue. And white.

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My friend. I'm very specific.

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Grudgingly going to breakfast (I really didn't want to be awake.)

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Reading fanfiction :)

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Snickers. Yum. Either that or Reeces. (Is that how you spell it?)

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Well, that depends on what you think as a strip club. Because I did see a show with naked men singing. Uhm... yeah. No comment. You can just forget this. It was kinda weird.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Umm... does laughing count?

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

ANYTHING CHOCOLATE. CHOCOLATE IS GOODNESS.

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water. I don't drink much else.

10, Do you like your wallet?

You mean the one I made out of duct tape? Then yes. Yes I do.

11, What was the last thing you ate?

PEANUT BUTTER.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nope. I own enough crap as it is.

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Fortunately, I haven't had to watch any sports in a while.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

... there's more than one?

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

I don't own a phone. I don't see the point (besides for playing games on)

16, Ever go camping?

A few times. It was fun.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Yes. The little Flintstone thingies.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

I'm Jewish... and totally not religious.

19, Do you have a tan?

Ha. As if.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Yes, 'cause I don't like pizza.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

I don't drink soda.

22, What did your last text message say?

no phone. see above.

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Well, I get to sleep in and miss first period, which happens to be PE, so HA!

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

Computer cubicle-thingies and chairs. And a window.

26, What color is your watch?

Blue. Except I, like, never wear it.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Kangaroos. And boxing. For some reason. And my terrible Australian accent.

28, What is your birthstone?

What's the one for October? I think it starts with a T.

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Fast food places are yucky. Blah.

30, What is your favorite number?

69. No comment.

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mom?

32, Any plans today?

Well, today is almost done, but I still have homework so... that.

33, How many states have you lived in?

one- New York.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Not having internet in my dorm.

35, Last song listened to?

I think it was Halfway Gone by some band I forget the name of...

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Yes. But I get stuck on T.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

I wish.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Whatever I get to first

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

All those famous people who are younger than me. Because they're younger than me and I'm not famous. Yet.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

I don't know...?

41, Do you love anyone?

Family? Friends? Do you mean romantically?

42, Do any of your friends have children?

No. Nononono.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

I think so?

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Who doesn't

46, What color is your car?

Blue. Well, it's my mom's...

47, Do you like cats?

I own one!!

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Uh... should I be?

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yes! Once or twice.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

Long story.

If your life was a Movie, What Would the Sound Track Be?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Give Up the Funk - Glee (cool)

Waking Up: Beautiful - Glee (Because I look so amazing when I wake up :P)

First Day At School: I won't Give Up - Jason Mraz

Falling In Love: Dumb Dog - Annie (oh, God. I'm not...)

Fight Song: Addams Family Theme - Addams Family Orchestra (but...)

Breaking Up: Stick to the Status Quo - High School Musical Cast (This is a judgement free zone. I reserve the right to like HSM.)

Prom night: La Isla Bonita - Glee

Life: Last Christmas - Glee (I have too much Glee...)

Mental Breakdown: Cough Syrup - Young the Giant (Finally! One that fits!)

Driving: Numb - Linkin Park (HA! Another fitting one.)

Flashback: Boyfriend - Big Time Rush (umm...)

Getting back together: I giorni - Ludovico Einaudi

Wedding: Damn It, Janet - Glee (*sigh*)

Birth of Child: F*k You - Lily Allen (*hanging head in shame* I shall go hide under a rock, now.)

Final Battle: It's Time - Imagine Dragons

Funeral Song: When You're Gone - Avril Lavigne (People shall mourn the loss of a very special person to music that relates to the ocassion)

Final Credits: The Invitation to the Jellicle Ball - Cats (Fine)

Who are you?

(I'm in BOLD)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz or a Valley Girl
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a homosexual that's looking for attention.
I DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have failed a grade.
I DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST be racist.
I get ANGRY easily, so I MUST be violent and always be looking for a fight.
I like NATURAL DISASTERS so I MUST have no heart.
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be a weak, heartless snob.
I like ANIME, so I MUST not have any friends.
I have a crush on someone who doesn't exist, so I MUST not have a good grip on reality.
I'm PROUD of being random, so I MUST have a mental disease.

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs
[ ] You have a lot of friends
[ ] You get along with everyone
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ] You love soccer
[ ] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
[ ] Favourite music genre is pop rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[ ] Abortion is wrong
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[ ] One of your favourite colours is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
[X] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
TOTAL: 7/15

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[X] You laugh a lot
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[X] Politics suck.
[ ] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favourite colours
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
[ ] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[x] You’re completely straight-edge.
[x] You’re very emotional
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre
[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
[X] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 5/15

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[X] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
[x] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
[X] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[ ] Lying is sometimes okay
[x] Blue is one of your favourite colours.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 10/12

SLYTHERIN:
[ ] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool colour.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide.
[X] Very loyal.
[ ] You like metal.
[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[ ] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 6/15

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WITH YOU...RAVENCLAW! (but... Pottermore put me in Gryffindor...)

So that's it. Sorry for making you read this (if you did read up to here) but it was fun to write.

DEUCES (I think that's how you spell it...) (I NEVER SAID I COULD SPELL!!!) (Sorry if that didn't make sense.) (I guess it's kind of an inside joke.) (Wow that's a lot of parenthesises.) (I CAN'T SPELL, OK?)