Hey there! We're Mentally Unstable Twins! I'm Dani. I'm Holly!!! We aren't actual twins, and we aren't actually related... That would be sweet though!!!

Get to know us!!!!!

Holly

FIRST OFF:I'm a mute. That means I have no voice and cannot speak. I communicate through sign language and writing.

100 Truths

1. Last beverage: Water

2. Last phone call: Uh... I can't speak... So I don't do phone calls...

3. Last text message: My girlfriend Lilly

4. Last song you heard: Due mondi una famiglia- Phil Collins

5. Last time you cried: At school last week.

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Got back with someone you've broken up with: No

7. Been cheated on: No

8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Nope

9. Lost someone special: Yeah

10. Been depressed: You bet.

11. Been drunk and threw up: Hell no! Alchohal is... Eew!!!

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Blue

13. Red

14. Purple

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2011)

15. Made a new friend: Yup!

16. Fallen out of love: Nope

17. Laughed until you cried: Yes indeedily-doodily!

18. Met someone who changed you: I dunno

19. Found out who your true friends were: Yeah

20. Found out someone was talking about you: I know when people talk about me 'cause the say it to my face, laugh, and walk away.

21. Kissed anyone on your Facebook friend's list: My girlfriend's on there, so yeah.

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: All of them.

23. How many kids do you want?: Three or four.

24. Do you have any pets: Two ferrets, two cats, a dog, a bunny, and six horses.

25. Do you want to change your name: Nope!

26. What did you do for your last birthday: Went to a haunted house with Lilly and Gavril

27. What time did you wake up?: 6 am 28. What were you doing at midnight last night?: Sleeping

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for?: My sweet sixteen!!!

30. Last time you saw your Mother: A minute ago.

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I wasn't mute.

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yup! When we went to Ireland to visit Uncle Tom!

34. Who is getting on your nerves now?: No one

35. Most visited website?: Youtube

36. Whats your real name: Holly Esso

37. Nicknames: Hol, She who Speaks with Hands, Duck Tape(long story), Pazzo muto, Muto.

39. Zodiac sign: Scorpio

40. Male or female?: Female

41. Primary School?: Elemantary? I went to one in Italy and then one here.

42. Middle School?: Yupp

43. High school?: In it now!

44. Hair color: Dark Brown

45. Long or short: Medium

46. Height: Short...

47. Do you have a crush on someone?: Yup. I've been dating her for four years.

48: What do you like about yourself?: My awesomeness. XD Kidding. My hair and eyes.

49. Piercings: Ears

50: Tattoos: Nope.

51. Righty or lefty: Righty

FIRSTS :

52. First surgery: Nope

53. First piercing: Ears

54. First best friend: Caterina and Fortunata(Both are back in Italy. I miss them! TT^TT)

55. First sport you joined: Soccer

56. First vacation: Rome

58. First pair of trainers: How am I supposed to remember that?!?!

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating: Nothing

60. Drinking: Water

61. I'm about to: Screa- Oh wait... I can't freakin' speak...

62. Listening to: Music: Yeah. Songs from the Italian version of Tarzan.

63. Waiting for: Dinner! And for Lilly to text me!

YOUR FUTURE :

64. Want kids?: Yush!

65. Get married?: Yush!

66. Career: Sign language interpreter.

YOUR SPOUSE:

67. Lips or eyes: Eyes

68. Hugs or kisses: Doesn't matter.

69. Shorter or taller: Taller

70. Older or Younger: Not much older.

71. Romantic or spontaneous: Don't care.

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Again don't care

73. Sensitive or loud: I don't care.

74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship

HAVE YOU EVER :

76. Kissed a stranger: No

77. Drank hard liquor: Hell no. Eew!

78. Lost glasses/contacts: Lost me glasses.

79. Sex on first date: Oh hell no!!!

80. Broken someone's heart: I hope not!!!

82. Been arrested: Nope!

83. Turned someone down: Yup!

84. Cried when someone died: Of course

85. Fallen for a friend: Lilly~

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: I guess

88. Love at first sight: To a limit

89. Heaven: Yup.

90. Santa Claus: Nah.

91. Kiss on the first date: Depends

92. Angels: Yush

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No

95. Did you sing today?: I'm mute...

96. Ever cheated on somebody: Nope

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: I don't know!!!

98. The moment you would choose to relive?: The Good Ones!

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: I am in love.

100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths?: Nope :3

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this in your diary. (BOLD the ones are me.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'M SCANDINAVIAN so I MUST love fish.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black!

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Dani

100 Truths

1. Last beverage: Water

2. Last phone call: My friend Michael

3. Last text message: My friend McKenna

4. Last song you heard: Party Rock Anthem

5. Last time you cried: *shrugs*

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Got back with someone you've broken up with: No

7. Been cheated on: No

8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Nope

9. Lost someone special: Yeah

10. Been depressed: You bet.

11. Been drunk and threw up: Hell no! Alchohal is gross!!!

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Blue

13. Black

14. Purple

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2011)

15. Made a new friend: Yup!

16. Fallen out of love: Nope

17. Laughed until you cried: Yes indeedily-doodily!(See how much I'm like Holly?)

18. Met someone who changed you: Dunno

19. Found out who your true friends were: Yeah

20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah

21. Kissed anyone on your Facebook friend's list: Uh... No

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Most of them.

23. How many kids do you want?: Three or four.

24. Do you have any pets: A dog and six fish

25. Do you want to change your name: Nope!

26. What did you do for your last birthday: *shrugs*

27. What time did you wake up?: 6 am

28. What were you doing at midnight last night?: Sleeping

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for?: My sweet sixteen!!!

30. Last time you saw your Mother: A minute ago.

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: *shrugs*

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes.

34. Who is getting on your nerves now?: No one

35. Most visited website?: Youtube

36. Whats your real name: Danielle Kissmyass

37. Nicknames: Dani, Demonic Midget, Poopha, Vertie, etc...

39. Zodiac sign: Saggitarius

40. Male or female?: Female

41. Primary School?: Elemantary? I went to one.

42. Middle School?: Yup!

43. High school?: In it now!

44. Hair color: Brown

45. Long or short: Medium

46. Height: Short... So very short...

47. Do you have a crush on someone?: Maybe I do. Maybe I don't.

48: What do you like about yourself?: My awesomeness. Oh! And my eyes.

49. Piercings: Nope

50: Tattoos: Nope.

51. Righty or lefty: Righty

FIRSTS :

52. First surgery: Yush. On me foot!

53. First piercing: Nope!

54. First best friend: *shrugs*

55. First sport you joined: Tee-ball!!! XD

56. First vacation: I dun remember...

58. First pair of trainers: How am I supposed to remember that?!?!

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating: Nothing

60. Drinking: Nuttin'...

61. I'm about to: Screa- Oh wait... I can't freakin' speak...

62. Listening to: Music: Yeah. Songs from Tarzan.

63. Waiting for: Dinner!!!

YOUR FUTURE :

64. Want kids?: Yush!

65. Get married?: Yush!

66. Career: Photographer and Voice actress

YOUR SPOUSE:

67. Lips or eyes: Eyes

68. Hugs or kisses: Doesn't matter.

69. Shorter or taller: Taller

70. Older or Younger: Not much older.

71. Romantic or spontaneous: Don't care.

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Again don't care

73. Sensitive or loud: I don't care.

74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship

HAVE YOU EVER :

76. Kissed a stranger: No

77. Drank hard liquor: Hell no. Eew!

78. Lost glasses/contacts: Nope!

79. Sex on first date: Oh hell no!!!

80. Broken someone's heart: Hope not!!!

82. Been arrested: Nope!

83. Turned someone down: Yup!

84. Cried when someone died: Of course

85. Fallen for a friend: Nope.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: I guess

88. Love at first sight: To a limit

89. Heaven: Yup.

90. Santa Claus: Nah.

91. Kiss on the first date: Depends

92. Angels: Yush

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No

95. Did you sing today?: No.

96. Ever cheated on somebody: Nope

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: I don't know!!!

98. The moment you would choose to relive?: The Good Ones!

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: No...

100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths?: Nope :3

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this in your diary. (BOLD the ones are me.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'M SCANDINAVIAN so I MUST love fish.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black!

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems