SEPTEMBER IS CHILDHOOD CANCER AWARENESS MONTH! YOU NOW KNOW THIS SPREAD THE WORD GO GOLD!

Story stuff at the bottom of the Pg

OK so a little about me.

My name is Mo, Momo, James, or Jeives, depends on the day and time and blah and blah and stuff, got it? Good.

One of my best friends is Alexa, she's one of the most amazing peps EVER! So go read her stuff, she's the one who got me into Lost Boys and Outsiders.

I personally am told on a regular bases that I'm crazy, which I am, though I'm not sure if I'm certifiable thought I wouldn't be surprised.

I LOVE to RP, and am into Criminal Minds, House, Hetalia, Avengers, Once Upon A Time, X-Men, Percy Jackson, SUPERNATURAL, Lost Boys, and really Anything, so feel free to PM me invites to Roleplays and I'll gladly check 'em out :3

My other sites-

1. /fandomalien

2. /user/momemo/profile/

Also i have RP forums open that i would love for anyone to join. and I'm always looking for new Rps to join. PM me if you know of any :)

Such imagination I have, but with plenty room to grow!

Mad as a Hatter, one with mercury overload,

It's no wonder, that with this madness, I simply don't explode!

Corpse Munchers, Death Eaters, whatever they may be,

Say 'Lord Voldemort himself is only half as mad as thee!'

Riddle me this, Riddle me that,

Why, Bruce Wayne, do you dress like a Bat?

Romance, and Action, and Horror, oh my,

What's going to happen when the Wicked Witch flies by?

This is madness and nonsense, and I hope you know this is true,

But you probably don't, 'cause no one's half as mad as you!"

i asked for permission for my good friend DraconisHyperio (TY!!)

Got a problem with me? Go solve it. Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoes. Cant stand me? sit down. Cant face me? Turn around. Got something to say? Say to my face. Because in the end I'm still me baby :)

Friends Vs. Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up! We'll get it right next time."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and say, "Thanks!"

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies

FRIENDS: Help you with your addiction to QUACK
BEST FRIENDS: Supply you with it.

FRIENDS: Laugh fakely at how you act like an idiot at times
BEST FRIENDS: Slap you upside your head saying "YOU DID IT WRONG!!"

FRIENDS: Come as a witness to your trial
BEST FRIENDS: Next to you saying "THAT BASTARD HAD IT COMING!"

FRIENDS: Drive you to the concert.
BEST FRIENDS: Help you kidnap the band.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans that make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

BEST FRIENDS: They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We walk around talking to complete strangers; laugh for absolutely no reason at all; have STUPID FIGHTS that are over in 10 minutes; attempt to dance and sing like they do in the music videos; have a billion "you had to be there" times; gang up on the bitch that has a problem with one of us; make fun of each other when we walk into stuff; act like we're on crack; and no matter what happens we're always there for each other through the good times bad.

We're not sarcastic - we're hilarious.
We're not annoying - we're just cooler than you :)
We're not bitches - we just don't like you.
We're not obsessed - we're just best friends :D

Quotes:

"If you're taught to love everyone...To love your enemies, then what value does that place on love?" Marilyn Manson

“All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.” ?

"Sometimes, when you finally get what you've been looking for, you realize that it had been the process which had kept you going, not the prize." ?

"NOBODY MOVE!! I dropped my brain!" Piraits of the Caribbean: At World's End

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?" the mad hatter

"Go To Your Tent!" Mushu!

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?" Molly Weasley and George Weasley

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Clark Gable

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." Steve Martin

"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live." Bob Hope

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." Luna Turner

"A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap." Mitch Hedberg

"A word to the wise ain't necessary- it's the stupid ones that need advice." Bill Cosby

"We may have won the battle, but we will lose the war." Meat the Spartans

Supernatural quotes!

Dean:Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.

Dean: Ya know she could be faking.
Sam:Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
(Convincing look on Dean's face)Sam:Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!

Dean:Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?
Sam:Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.

Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

Dean:Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.

Dean:I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.

Sam: (gesturing to pumpkin on porch) Hey, check that out.
Dean: Yeah? It's close to Halloween.
Sam: You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
Dean:Dude, could you be more gay? Don’t answer that.

Dean:Hey, Ed, listen to me. There's some salt in my duffel. Make a circle and get inside.
Ed:Inside your duffel bag??
Dean:In the salt, you idiot!

Dean to Castiel: Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week.

Dean to Castiel: There are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch.

Dean:And there's Johnny Drake. Oh he's not even alive, he's a ghost in the mind of her. The sexy, but neurotic doctor over there.
Sam:So this show has ghosts? Why?
Dean:I don't know. It is compelling.

Sam:I have genital herpes.

Dean: Calm down?? I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags! I hate this game! I hate that we're in a procedural cop show, and you want to know why? Because I hate procedural cop shows! There's like three hundred of them on television, they're all the freakin' same.

Fan convention organizer describing a panel:And at 4:30, there is the Homo-erotic subtext of Supernatural

Sam:Dude, you punched a cupid.
Dean:No, I punched a dick.

(to Sammy about his girly coffee choice)
Dean: Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.

Henricksen: You think you're funny?
Dean: I think I'm adorable.

Dean :You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!

Sam: Kids are the best?
Dean: Yeah, I love kids.
Sam: Name three children that you even know.
(Dean scratches head for while; Sam starts to walk away)
Dean: I'm thinking!

Dean: (reading from trophy) 1995.
Sam: No way. That's my Division Championship soccer trophy. I can't believe he kept this.
Dean: Probably the closest you ever got to being a boy.

Dean (on getting hit by the car): Did it look cool, like in the movies?
Sam: You peed yourself.
Dean: Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!

Castiel's Voicemail Machine: I... I don't understand... Why do you want me to say my name? (sound of random phone buttons being pushed)

Castiel: Hey, Ass-butt! (Throws bottle of flaming Holy Water at Michael, burning him up)
Dean: Ass-butt?
Castiel: He'll be back, and angry, but you got your five minutes
Lucifer: Castiel, Did you just Molotov my brother... with Holy Fire?
Castiel: Uh... no?
Lucifer: No one dicks with Michael but me.
(Lucifer snaps his fingers and Castiel explodes)

Sam: Hey, Chuck, if you really want to keep publishing books, it's fine with us.
Chuck: Really?
Sam: No, we have guns and we'll fine you.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "

Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Guy: Where have you been all my life? Gurl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Gurl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty? Gurl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine? Gurl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Gurl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Gurl: Do not enter.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Gurl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple. Gurl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Gurl: But would you stay there?

Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Gurl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Gurl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

COPY PASTE THIS IF YOU WOULD SAY THIS TO A GUY

In Remembrance to Severus Snape, A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, Who fought bravely to the very end, And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, And will loyally await his soul mate and brother, With many jokes, He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby, Who was more free and full of love, Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, The last real Marauder, Who was not just a wonderful father, An incredible husband and a brave hero, As well as an awesome werewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, Who died for the greater good, And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastor 'Mad Eye' Moody, Whose motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Sirius Black, The almost-playboy who got punished for nothing, and yet he was powerful because he loved and was loved, and was brave and loyal to the point of stupidness!

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort, Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger, But who got his butt kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore, Whose past and wisdom confused us, Whose seeming betrayal shocked us, But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra, She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, Who we really didn't know too well, But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war, So he must've done something good... Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig, Harry's first real friend, Who lived and died soaring.

Dear Parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White ran away from home to live with seven unmarried men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around in the nude. Sleeping Beauty let a complete stranger kiss her then married him. Cinderella lied and snuck after curfew to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.

OK, so About my stories, my comp spazzed making all of my story stuff get deleted, and I lost my Flash drive, so yea...

The New Adventure- Paused for the time

The Truth- Not working on it... For now.

The Demon Realms- Paused

Pics for it

Rini- http:///albums/userpics/48960/girl.jpg

Walter- http:///user/StarlitHellsing/media/Hellsing/Walter/Walter.jpg.html?filters=recent&filters=images

Alucard- http:///user/Zaolat/media/alucard.jpg.html?filters=recent&filte rs=images

Integra- http:///hellsing/integra.gif

Jekyll and Hyde- http:///tumblr_lhq3p94Dai1qhnds6o1_1280.jpg

(That's who i'll post for now...)

FairyTale Crossover- Editing right now

Ariel- http:///user/momemo/media/Fairytale/get-attachment1.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0

Cinderella- http:///user/momemo/media/Fairytale/get-attachment.jpg.html?sort=3&o=1

Little Red Riding Hood- http:///user/momemo/media/Fairytale/Red.jpg.html?sort=3&o=2

Rapunzel- http:///user/momemo/media/Fairytale/Rapunzel.png.html?sort=3&o=3

Big Bad Wolf- http:///LenWisemanSuitsMensSuitD_u8rWQkIQ6x.jpg

Beauty and the Beast- http:///fs71/f/2011/188/e/1/beauty_and_the_beast_by_austh-d3la4f6.jpg