You're saying I'm drunk!? You're the one who threw my hamster across the room yelling, "GO PIKACHU!"

Fake friends: Share their umbrella with you in the rain
Real Friends: Laugh at you, under a roof, screaming "RUN FASTER!!!"

I feel like I'm always getting funny looks. Maybe it's cause my friend and I were yelling Harry Potter spells at random people. Turns out, we are not wizards. Dang it!

I often find out odd things. Like my teacher eats bugs that were in sewer water. Glad i didn't eat lunch.

I have the best of friends. I even had a fight with my friend over a dictionary. We are not considered normal. We are mentally unstable. BEWARE!!!

Fake friends: Start crying when you insult them
Real friends: Will say your mean and insult you back then procede to get in a fist fight with you

I will never leave my friends
I will never let them cry
I will keep them smiling
and if they aren't, I'll knock em out

Here's a wierd dream:
I was jumping on my trampoline and then a guy with a gun jumped on and threatened me with a gun. I then kicked his feet out from under him, stole his gun, and pointed it at him while screaming, "I AM A NINJA!!! FEAR ME!!" I woke up feeling like a ninja. Sweet!

An interesting thought:
When your teeth rot from soda, can't you get dentures? Of course not, you don't need teeth to drink soda.

Every one calls me a bully. thats not true. My friend bullies me BUT NO ONE EVER SEES IT!!!!!!!!!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'Pull" or pulled the handle on a door that said 'Push', copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a solid wall, copy this to your profile.

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If there are times when you just annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever made plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal (aka: Trix), put this in your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be something they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you're wearing pants right now, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you are NOT on a sugar high, copy onto profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

I must write this!!!
If Edward Cullen (that vampire from Twighlight) was about to jump off a roof, 97% of girls would be crying, 3% would be sitting eating popcorn and yelling "DO A FLIP SPARKLY FAIRY!!!," and then theres me. I'll be the one pushing him off. I am NOT sorry.

People say im a bully. im not. My friend bullies me, BUT NOBODY SEES IT!!!

You need a hug
Around the neck
With a rope
Hanging from the cieling

The Voice inside my head, and it said that I'm an idiot. At the time I was singing/yelling "GIRAFFE GIRAFFE!!!!" and then stopped, frowned and said "He called me an idiot!" My teacher asked who said it, a student. I said no, the Voice did, then calmly sat down. Thats why he looked at me funny.

I wasn't THAT drunk. Dude you were in my pool trying to find Nemo!
I wasn't THAT drunk. Dude you were in my closet crying because you couldn't find Narnia!
I wasn't THAT drunk. Dude youere running around trying to catch a firefly screaming "YOU'RE NOT TINKERBELL!"
I wasn't THAT drunk. You were shaking a pineapple yelling "I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SPONGEBOB!"
I wasn't THAT drunk. Dude you threw my bird at a cop yelling "GO ANGRY BIRD, GO KILL THAT PIG!"

Is it strange if you laugh at a funeral? Well i did worse. I fell of a chair laughing at a funeral . . . and hit a guy with a saber. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! DOMINO EFFECT! mmm pizza . . .

"What's that?"
"A pressure sensitive trigger plate."
"Oh, i always wanted a PRESSURE SENSITIVE TRIGGER PLATE!" - Icarly
"CAN I HAVE IT!!!" - ikilledkid

*A Real Boyfriend*

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :)

- Let her wear your clothes

-Kiss her in the pouriing rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking ?"

Guys post as: "I'D be this Boyfriend
Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend"
and if u do not re-post this within 3 minute you'll have bad luck with the person you love!!!!!

ummm . . . why did i post this?

OMG I LUV THIS SONG: Once Upon a December
LISTEN TO IT

Mytunes

Once Upon a December
My funeral Dope
Modreds Lullaby
Beautiful day DJ Melodie
Unknown Soldier Breaking Benjamin
Hero Skillet
Darkness and Magic Trance
Darkness Evil Nightcore
Comatose Skillet
Monster Skillet
Misery Buisness Paramore
Bring Me To Life Evanescene
YoungHollywood Undead
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs Fall Out Boy

Check em out on youtube.com and make your own Mytunes!

Sing to Me Songs to the Darkness! Say Farewell to Heaven my Friends.

Definition of Torture: Putting a blind man in a round room and telling him theres food in the corner.

Kid: Hey Dad, wanna hear a joke?

Dad: Sure.

Kid: Roses are red, Violents are blue, You smell lika a kangaroo at the zoo!

Dad: LOL! Roses, are red violets are blue yuo're adopted

Kid: *OoO* I KNEW IT!!!

I refuse to allow you to hold me down, but it seems I can't stop you from breaking my wings.

I caught a cold from dancing in the rain, but I still smiled as I sneezed.