Oh, hello little reclaimer!

I am 144 Meditant Light, the Monitor of this installation!

What does it do? Oh, yes you lost the Record. No matter. This is a probability matrix that generates alternate outcomes of the universe! While not really practical for anything, it is an amusing source of entertainment!

What? the Flood you say? No, there are none here. Not to my knowledge anyway! oh. Goodbye then.

Currently updating stories:

Halo/Mass Effect Crossover (very AU, semi-humorous) - Halo: here we go again! (I'm working on it, expect this one to update infrequently in large chunks.)

Mass Effect/Bolo universe Crossover (also Heavy AU, more serious drama/action-ish thing) - In Iron, Forged.

note that both stories start with first-contact with the ME universe. you ready for some fireworks folks?

I always appreciate constructive criticism, but I don't like flame.

Also,

If you are someone who likes to AU heavily to tell a good story, Raise your hand (*raises hand*)

this is now the official anthem of the UNSC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQJoKXhx-HM&feature=related

THE Pirate-ninja-admiral-warrior-robot-spaceship-explosions fanfiction: http:///viewtopic.php?t=294004&start=0

Ohhhh shiny...

SPARTANs never die, they just go MIA.

KANE LIVES!

Let's rock'n'roll!

Solvet power supreme.

Un-touchable!

Yes, my Exquisite mind.

I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA!

Split say-ARRGGGHHH!