zzz... huh? who woke me up from my slumber?

...Oh, what an amazement you are reading this. Well, let's cut to the chase. *clears throat*

My friends and some of my family call me Panjerry, I'm Mexican-American, live in the (mostly)sunny border town of San Ysidro, currently in my senior year of high school, I enjoy several types of activities shown below, and bla, bla, bla, add in a few unamusing facts about me.

Oh, and I dislike My Little Pony: FiM. Reason? The "plot". That is it. If for any reason you Bronies might get mad or something, remember this: I GAVE IT A CHANCE!

Anyone who may be following my stories (I dunno why), I won't always update regularly due to school. Just want to clear that out.

Grand Theft Auto is a great series, and I think it's good that it's becoming more realistic and story drawn, now with GTA V. Saints Row is also great when you just want to go do the most random shit. Seriously. There is virtually no limit to the endless fun you can have on that game.

F*k it, I'll say it. "YES! So, very, large." -Prince Gumball

Future Stories

Besides The Ooo Conspiracy, I shall be planning two more fanfictions. Also, some elements from these stories may or may not be applied to The Ooo Conspiracy. (note: The titles I am using are working titles; they may change troughout idea forming.)

UPDATE: You know what? I think I'm gonna stop writing "The Ooo Conspiracy". It's just that I lost steam and the story seems too much for me. So I'm just gonna stop. I'm still gonna update "Finn, the Animus, and the Assassin".

1. Finn and the Animus: An Adventure Time/Assassin's Creed crossover, in which Finn, Jake, Princess Bubblegum, and Marceline discover the Abstergo laboratory on an isolated landform miles and miles away from mainland Ooo. (UPDATE: The title of the story is now "Finn, the Animus, and the Assassin")

2. Bubblegum and Aperture Science: An Adventure Time/Portal crossover. UPDATE: Someone else has made an AT/Portal crossover. You should check it out instead of waiting for my version; I won't do it anymore: http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/7893855/1/Portal_Time_Cooperative_Testing

My Favorite Activities

1. Playing Video Games (don't ask, I ENJOY wasting time. Too much if you ask me.) I prefer action, sandbox, Western RPG, and puzzle games.

2. Prospecting for internet treasures (prospecting, in my own opinion, is a lot more of a polite word than lurking or some others that are more vulgar.)

3. Watching TV (as long as TV doesn't become overpopulated by reality shows or infomertials, I'll probably be fine. But then again, my friend says that TV is slowly dying. :'( I hope that doesn't happen.)

4. Reading (Just in case if electronics give up on us.)

5. Being outside, doing something (if everything else above fails, or simply out of random curiousity. Or because I have a sh!*load of energy.)

Oh, and I also enjoy certain kinds of copypastas, cause I'm a senseless idiotic f*ggot like that. (Sorry if that may have offended any of you actual homosexuals.) Here are some:

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Thousands of girls love the Jonas Brothers. If you're one of the teenagers who think they're just another boy band, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.