Hello All! My name is MadManMatt64. (Or at least that's my profile name)

One thing you should know about most of the stories that i will be writing will be part of a single continuity. So if you read Edgeworth's Christmas Carol, then expect that any other Ace Attorney stories to follow a single story. This also applies to any other story in any other category that is not labeled as a oneshot.

Always expect to see romance in every single story I write, and will always have a happy ending. If you're a massive depressive and don't like that kind of stuff then too bad. That and I will always be writing about Ace Attorney, VG Cats, Final Fantasy, and Okami. I may write something outside of those categories but don't expect that anytime soon.

1. Phoenix Wright

2. Okami Amaterasu

3. Red Mage

4. Leo Leonardo the Third

5. Aeris Cole (I think that's her last name, and this is VG Cats Aeris)

6. Sly Cooper

7. Son Goku (Dragon Ball Z Abridged)

8. Apollo Justice

9. Issun

10. Iris

11. Edward Elric

12. Eragon Shadeslayer

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Um... no. Besides, I don't think Ed's into furries. Especially male ones.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Okay, kinda creepy. I'll admit I sometimes look at furries (don't say you don't either we all do), but not the male ones. I'm a lot like Ed in that respect.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Oh my god. I am not a fan of slash, but if there were a fic where Eragon got Apollo pregnant... that would be hilarious.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Not really. Once I attempted to read a fic where Issun turns into a wolf so that he could finally say he loves Ammy or something (Personally I don't like any Ammy pairings, unless its an O.C. wolf, which there is none of.).

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Actually, if Ammy could walk on two legs and speak, then Carmelita would have a run for her money.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Five/Ten, but only for the lesbian sex. Come on you were probably thinking Five/Ten too.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love?

Goku would probably wonder why he saw a man and a wolf moaning and groaning on the forest floor, but he would probably shrug it off due to being stupid. That and the brain damage... and the brain damage... and the brain damage... and the brain damage.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

The Red Mage casts a teleportation spell that goes awry, and ends up at the Hazakura Temple, where Iris nurses him to health. Can the Red Mage get back home? (That actually doesn't sound half bad...)

9) Is there any one/eight fluff?

Probably, but I would never read it, I tend to stay away from slash.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Goku Goes to Alagaesia and Saves Eragon From the Depths of Depression.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Urgh. I will never do slash. EVER! (I am not a homophobe. Hell, my cousin is gay and I love him just the same!)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

I don't have any friends right now

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Refer to number 12

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Refer to number 12

15) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

I would say, "FEEEENIIIIEEE!" but that would be too obvious.

16) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Carry on My Wayward Son by Kansas. It would take place in Thalassa's POV, but it still would be about Apollo

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: One lawyer, a thieving raccoon, and a Dragon Rider in a slash fic. You don't need to be a rocket scientist to know what fucked up shit is going on in here.

18) What would be a good line for ten to use on two?

"What a pretty white and red wolf."

Now lets do this again... With a different order!

1. Apollo Justice

2. Sly Cooper

3. Eragon Shadeslayer

4. Iris

5. Leo Leonardo The Third

6. Okami Amaterasu

7. Issun

8. Phoenix Wright

9. Edward Elric

10. Aeris Cole

11. Son Goku (Dragon Ball Z Abridged)

12. Red Mage

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No I haven't, but it would actually make sense if you thought about it.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Hell yeah she's hot! I would tap it, but I would dare not touch something already claimed by Phoenix Wright. I think I have issues.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Again with the slash. No comment.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yeah, it was an EdWin fic. Winry got married to an abusive husband while pregnant with Ed's child. They get together in the end after Ed beats the shit out of that bastard.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

I did not plan this out at all. Refer to the last list.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Hell yeah Five/Ten! Aeris and Leo are romantically involved I tell you!

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love?

First of all, its bad enough its slash, not to mention that its furries, but Issun walking in on Red Mage and Sly? Dear Lord in Heaven the sparks will fly.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Aeris is writing steamy Murtagh/Eragon fanfictions, and all of a sudden, Eragon bursts in for no reason.

9) Is there any one/eight fluff?

Again, I didn't plan this. Refer to last list.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Issun Meets a Depressed Red Mage

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Phoenix goes away for a while and Iris is bored. Apollo then walks in and Iris takes his virginity.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

I do not have any friends right now.

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Refer to number 12

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Refer to number 12

15) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

"I'LL FUCKING PUNCH YOU IF YOU STOP!"

16) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Icarus (Borne on Wings of Steel) by Kansas. It totally fits his name and his life.

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: One female between two guys wearing red. And the female is a wolf.

18) What would be a good line for ten to use on two?

I like your games, but if you so much as tweak Carmelita's voice one more time, I will find you.

Quotes

If you don't like somebody, then walk 100 miles in their shoes. That way your 100 miles away from them and you have their shoes- Unknown

Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and its all gone- Unknown

A ship in the harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for- Unknown

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?- Unknown

I refuse to answer the question on the grounds I don't know the answer- Douglas Adams

Organized crime takes in four million dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies- Woody Allen

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils- Louis Hector Berlioz

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?- Unknown