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 Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride. Greetings!! It is a pleasure to meet you. Nothing much to say really. I am just another regular fangirl that wants to share her masterpiece to other readers. I am not obsess. Just because I own every book of Maximum Ride and have read each book at least 10 times does not mean I am obsess. Frankly, this series needs to have a plot. I hope the last book will clear everything up. Sadly, that was when I stop reading regular books. When I was looking up the date that the last book of Maximum Ride was out, I came across a website called Fanfiction. I, being the curious human I am, decided to check it out. It was a dream come true. I fell in love with the website. Now, in days, it is hard to find a person who loves to read as much as I do.. I decided to make oneshots of Maximum Ride and maybe some other books(that is after I start reading real books instead of fanfics.) Most of them will be of humor and parodies. I am a neutral person that doesn't mind cussing, flames, or other insults. I will try to following readers' recommendations, so if you have an opinion, I will probably create a story with it or fix my mistakes. Pairings: Fang&Max- Fax(This is THE pairing of Maximum Ride) Iggy&Ella- Eggy (These two pairings I will be happy to make) However, I will make slash. It is pretty fun. If you have a problem, well I did say I was doing parody. Angel&Nudge- Nugel(They are BFF's just like Max and Fang. Hmmm...what a coincidence) Fang&Iggy- Figgy Gazzy&Iggy- Izzy/Giggy(These were made for each other.) I will make other pairings. If you have any ideas, please review in my first fanfic. Quotes: "The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity-Dorothy Parker" "There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe" Soon, I will have my own quotes here and maybe some of the readers' quotes You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman" They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Is it me or has the world been bi-polar lately? If you need to fix it, use a glue stick. If that doesn't work, use tape. If that doesn't work, use staples. If that doesn't work, use thread and a needle. If that doesn't work, use hot glue. If that doesn't work, you get your friends to tie the knot. Now, your have accomplish to fix your shoe. I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is in your profile. (inside Maximum Ride joke.) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfics, copy this into your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you're reading this instead of doing something you really need to do, copy this into your profile. If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you have drank redbull to grow wings, copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'butterfly, Enrica (i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, inuyasha1106, kamiry, VampireMistressNuricoUzumaki, Jasper's Delicate Angel, FAXfan, hakilund, Maximum-Ride-Addict22, Fangslittlegirl08, Icy. and Fire, MysticTips14 If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already! If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile. If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, kamiry, hinata 7875960400, Jasper's Delicate Angel, FAXfan, hakilund,Maximum-ride-Addict22,Fangrules, fangslittlegirl08, Icy. and Fire. MysticTips14 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (What the hell is smoking pot?) Yes I am a girl and I hate Justin Bieber... post this to your profile if you agree If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile If you think too much swearing is unnecesary,copy and paste this to your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile If you think too much swearing is unnecesary,copy and paste this to your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. 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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wondered why Malfoy always wears a black suit, although he is pure blood and it would make more sense for him to be wearing robes like his father, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! If you are really random put this on your profile. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. The people of the world are classified as black and white. If you want to be the only person with green skin copy/paste this onto your profile! If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. Try And Read This: Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!! Truth of a reader When you look at a reader you see a person thats smart and gets good grades. A person who has a imagination greater than some and can come up with great stories. But do you really know a reader? A reader is someone who buries thier time in a book to be cut off from the rest of the world. A reader is somone who put themself into a book to be cut off from the shit that the rest of the world gives them. A reader is someone needs to see the pain of themself in another person to find the meaning. A reader is somone who feels depressed and needs to be alone. Now do you know a reader? If you see yourself in these words copy and paste this on to your profile to let the world know who a reader is Bullying Sucks, Unique is Good: I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, OMRD, Cullen In Training, Vampires A-Z, MysticTips14 This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school The Percy Jackson pledge: (Yes, I'm a PJO fan as well as a Max Ride fan. Both series rock! If you don't agree, you're missing out on life.) Myspace There were 3 girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesn't make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man you're starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldn't want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. Her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men. One in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. ╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your Emo doesn't mean you cut. ╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. You know you live in 2000+ when... 1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. When Life gives you lemons... ...make lemonade that was sold for a thousand dollars ...throw the lemons back and demand limes ...make lemon cake. Not everything is about lemonade. ...make sure they are free ...give it a note that says "Life isn't fair". After all, it was only a few lemons. ...make life regret giving you those lemons ...show them off to Death. He will envy you:D Don't stare at Death in the face, instead get behind him, so a friend can push him over you. Laugh at Death in the face 1 out of 6 people are insane. except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane. Reality is more fun when you make it up Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid! Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to Tell the truth and run When in doubt, say a quote When in doubt, make up words! Ask no questions and I will tell no lies. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it! They say that crying doesn't solve anything, but it helps you get the attention of a cute guy. I'm not insensitive, I just dont care If two wrongs don't make a right, try three Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. I think we know what to do now... Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder... What would happen if the whole world farted at once? On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple. "Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!" "I'm dying! A bullet just hit m- Oh, I'm sorry. I got blood all over your nice shirt. Where did you buy? So I can go buy it later" I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me? Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. "At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote." Hat Sorting Quiz: Ravenclaw (Awww, I wanted to be a gryffindor.) Patronus Form: Lion Animagus Form: Hawk - Messenger of the sky, Observer Books: Harry Potter Series (I will add books as I finish ready them. However, with fanfiction in the way, it will take a while.) (\_/) This is Bunny. | |||||||
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