You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong:
1. Being gay isn't natural. America has always rejected unnatural things like plastic surgery, running water, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage other people to be gay. It's kind of like when you hang around with tall people and get taller.
3. Gay marriage will be the beginning of all kinds of crazy revolutionary behavior. We Americans have a history of being very-anti Revolutionary.
4. Straight marriage has never changed at all and shouldn't start now. Women are still property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.
5. Marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed. The sanctity of Britney Spears shotgun 55-hr wedding will be lost.
6. Gay marriage does not produce children. All those infertile couples, old couples, and gay couples shouldn't be married because our orphanages aren't full and we need more homeless children in the world.
7. Gay parents will raise gay children. Straight couples only raise straight children...that's why we have gays.
8. Being gay isn't supported by religion. We Americans only have one religion in our theocracy.
9. Gay marriage cannot supply both a female and male role model at home. All those single parents are expressly forbidden due to this.
10. Gay marriages will be used to fraud the government. It's impossible to do this in a male/female marriage but in gay marriages this suddenly becomes possible.

Favorite Quotes from My Fanfiction Stories: (call me narcissistic (I so spelled that wrong))

WHERE OTHERS FAIL:

Ch. 2 -

Alex snorted. "You have my family hostage and three guns trained at my head and you still want me to put handcuffs on?"

The woman smiled. "Call me crazy."

"Gladly."

CH. 3 -

Alex snorted. "I wouldn't be very useful to you with a broken leg."

"No, you wouldn't be." Mr. Smith replied with complete honesty.

"That was sarcasm." Alex said.

"Really?" Mr. Smith asked. "I was being serious."

CH. 7 -

The door opened and Eve and James sat up. It was a woman, quite average looking, with no emotion on her face. "Mrs. Rider…James…I hope you slept well."

"Not really. We didn't have any pillows and there was just this old blanket. We had to use the blanket as a pillow for Mom so we didn't actually have a blanket and since I had to use Mom's stomach as a pillow because we didn't have any real pillows and so that made Mom uncomfortable. Not to mention that Mom's stomach isn't exactly prime pillow material and the cell is quite chilly, especially at night." James replied just as emotionless as Miss Doe. "Other than that…yeah, we slept great."

CH. 7 -

Miss Doe took it and they shook. "Shaking hands is a sign of pleasantry. Why bother shaking my hands if meeting me isn't a pleasure?"

"My parents taught me to be polite to everyone, even cold b–witches that kidnapped my son and me and used us as collateral." Eve said. "It was never specified but I'm sure the rule stands."

CH. 8 -

"Don't bother; we took the liberty of hiring you a limo driver. Well, Mr. Eathorne has hired a limo driver." Miss Doe's voice was in Alex's ear. "He's been instructed to take you to your hotel already."

"Lovely." Alex said. "While you're at it do you think you could impersonate me impersonating a British journalist?"

"You're sarcasm is truly remarkable Agent Rider." Miss Doe replied.

"I'll take that as a no then." Alex said.

CH. 8 -

Miss Doe nodded curtly. "Due to your extended stay we decided to improve your accommodations."

"Lady, you could just say that you wanted to make us comfortable 'cause we're gonna be here awhile." James said.

CH. 8 -

The said guards entered the room causing James to smile; it was Panther and Cheetah again. "Hey! More poker?"

Panther and Cheetah squirmed when Miss Doe cast a questioning look at the guards. James frowned, "We can play goldfish if you don't want to lose at poker anymore."

CH. 9 -

"They gave you homework on your first day of school?" Panther asked.

James nodded grimly. "My teacher is on a power trip."

CH. 10 -

"You think it's so easy," Alex said, "You do it."

"I don't know how," Miss Doe said, "That's why we came to you."

CH. 11 -

Cheetah continued to watch. "So, what kind of name is James?"

James raised an eyebrow but didn't take his eyes from the screen. "What kind of name is Cheetah?"

"An admittedly fake one." Cheetah conceded.

CH. 13 -

"Are you threatening me?" Matt asked.

"Call it what you like." Richard Crawley said with a shrug.

"You can call it a pig in a tutu but that doesn't change the fact that it's blackmail!" Matt shouted.

"I prefer the term intense motivation." Richard Crawley said.

CH. 17 -

"Do you have a plan?" Eve asked.

Alex scratched his other cheek. "Don't die."

"Good plan." Eve said.

CH. 17 -

The cop asked, "Do you know what your Dad's name is?"

James again pretended to think about the answer. "Dad."

The cop sighed. "What does your Mom call your Dad?"

"Honey or sweetie or Matt." James replied, he couldn't keep the smile from his face as he continued. "Sometimes she calls him asshole."

CH. 17 -

Margaret gaped. "I still can't believe your father was a MI6 spy at fifteen or that he saved the world all those times?"

"Or that he was British?" Matt exclaimed.

CH. 17 -

"That's a good question." Rhymer said. "What agency did you work for Mr. Rider?"

"No Child Left Behind." Alex said sarcastically.

CH. 18 -

"It's an iPhone." Rhymer said. "A three year old could start a nuclear war with one of those things."

CH. 18 -

The guard frowned. "Well, no but you're a spy so you could've hit him…"

"Faster than the eye could see?" Alex asked, incredulously. "I jumped up, ran three feet, hit him, ran back three feet, sat down, and situated myself to push this button all in the blink of an eye?"

Ch. 18 -

Suddenly Alex had a Glock in his hand. "James?"

"Yes Dad?" James asked.

"Guns are very dangerous and I do not condone the use of them or the use of other violence." Alex said. He spared a glance towards his young son. "You just make sure you tell your mom I told you that."

CH. 18 - (And personally my favorite quote ever!)

Matt asked. "Why didn't you tell me you used to be a spy?"

"Not now Matt." Alex said. "Not now."

Matt sighed. "I'm just saying. I'm your best friend, James' godfather, I was your best man in your wedding. How could you keep something like that a secret from me?"

Alex sighed and ran a hand through his hair. "I didn't think it mattered then."

A pause, then Matt turned around to face him. "How 'bout now?"

CH. 19 -

He tensed. "I don't want anything from you except free passage out of here for me and my family." Matt cleared his throat meaningfully causing Alex to roll his eyes. "And my friends."

Finished Stories:

Where Other Fail - Alex Rider - Book 1 of Where Others Series

Stories-In-Progress:

Where Others Run - Alex Rider - Book 2 of Where Others Series

Stories Coming Soon:

Where Others Break - Alex Rider - Book 3 of Where Others Series

Live and Let Spy - Alex Rider/James Rider - Book 4 of Where Others Series...sorta