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Alrighty then... I'm Zack.. Im also gay but thats not all I am. and honestly if you don't like it... well i don't give a damn :). Im a blunt person and some people call me a bitch. I have alot of different veiws from people and stuff. I do not update often simply because I am lazy... Sorry I dont like throwing my life out into the abyss so yeah thats all.


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Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPAPPY

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Shit! We really messed up! It sure was fun, though."

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl/Boy drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogation.

BESTFRIENDS: Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body.

FRIENDS: Will look at you like you're crazy when you tell them you're an alien from outerspace.

BESTFRIENDS: Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mothership.

FRIENDS: Turn away when you type in a password.

BESTFRIENDS: MADE all your passwords.

FRIENDS: Will leave your house when they find out you're asleep.

BESTFRIENDS: Will walk into your room and sit on you singing "Rainbow Monkeys" and till you wake up and scream "Shut up!"

FRIENDS: Cry at your funeral.

BESTFRIENDS: Resurect you using black magic, only to kick your ass for leaving them

FRIENDS: Keep your secrets

BESTFRIENDS: Scream your deepest secrets in public until you lend them a dollar

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

GOOD FRIENDS: Will repost this!

BESTFRIENDS: Will add to it!!

Your Weakness:

Mountain Dew, lack of sleep, grammatical nazi, and a shitty immune system :)

Your Fears:

Arachnids, snakes, insects,and being alone.

Your Perfect Pizza:

Veggie

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:

Pass English... (which I did... BLAM!)

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:

sup

Thoughts First Waking Up:

Why must i wake up??

Your Best Physical Feature:

I think its my hair :)

Your Bedtime:

Whenever I guess, I don't really sleep all that much

McDonald's or Burger King:

Mickey D's for serious

Chocolate or Vanilla:

CHOCOLATE

Do you Smoke:

Like a fucking chimney in the winter

Will you Smoke:

Read above

Do you Swear:

All the time

Do you Sing:

When drunk have been known to sing

Do you Shower Daily:

Yes

Do you behave yourself:

Sometimes

Do you get Motion Sickness:

yeah..

Are you a Health Freak:

I wash my hands like 45 times a day... does that count

Do you get along with your Parents:

It depends on what day it is

Do you like Thunderstorms:

Hell to the no! fuck thunder!!!

In the past month have you gone to a Mall:

yeah.. no... idk too far back

In the past month have you eaten Sushi:

No

What country would you most like to Visit:

Turkey... just because its name is Turkey.. I mean come on TURKEY!!!

Favorite Music:

All music except rap, country, foreign language (k-pop, j-pop, ect.) opera and gospel.

What do your feet smell like?

Like clean feet o.0

What does your hair smell like?

Strawberres and cream :)))

Can you clap with your feet?

never tried

Have you seen purple cows?

On farmville

If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like?

Go ape shit and thank the creator :)

When you think of the words "George Bush", what comes to your mind?

A country dude in a suit


Quick Survey!

0. Your fanfiction pen name?

hahanowyougetit

1. Do you read or write fanfiction?

I write on one story, I like reading more

2. When did you first start reading/writing fanfiction?

After Kingdom Hearts 2

3. What was your first fandom?

Technically The Legend of Zelda, but KH lead me to the site

4. First ship?

Roxas and Axel.

5. What website do you use most?

Google

6. What do you think of Fanfiction.net?

I love this site. Really, Its amazing

7. What fandoms have you written in?

Kingdom Hearts,

8. Pairings?

AkuRoku, Demyx Zelda and Link

9. Any fandoms you would like to write in?

Ima do a Zelda fic maybe

10. Do reviews affect how you write in any way?

Not really

11. Do you use a beta?

No, I need one

12. What ratings do you read/write?

K through M.

13. What warnings have you used on your fiction/read?

There is sex drugs and murder. Also rape molestation and suicide don't complain like seriously. Enjoy…

14. Do you have any squicks?

I don't know what that is

15. Do you Role-play online?

no

16. Have you ever stolen something from another person's work?

No, I read fics to get the mind ready to write and then I write

17. Favorite fandom to write/read?

Kingdom Hearts.

18. Favorite pairing?

Akuroku

19. Favorite writer/writers?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy to many

long should a chapter be?

It doesnt really matter to me. I've read one that had 82 words before

21. Do you write/read drabbles?

Idk what that is also

22. Any fandoms you avoid?

Alot

23. Pairings you avoid?

Namine x anyone I hate that B...ch

24. Warnings you avoid?

None, I am very diverse

25. Do the number of reviews tell how good a story is?

Some times, other times I'm like wtf this has too many reviews to suck this bad

26. What do you think of Mary Sues?

I don't

27. Have you ever flamed someone?

Yes, but I was told to by the writer

28. Have you ever been flamed?

Not yet

29. How many fanfictions have you written?

One

30. What genres do you write?

Angst and Romance

31. What story of yours has the most comments, and how many?

I have one story so far and Idfk

32. Most words?

Nothing Last Forever

33. Which one of yours do you like the best?

My only one

34. Which one of yours do you like the least?

My only one

35. What do you think of het stories?

I dont care really some are good.

36. Slash/yaoi?

Well I am gay so...

37. Favourite het pairing?

Zalda and Link

38. Favourite slash pairing?

Haven't read much.

39. Do you write about your original characters or canon characters for fandoms?

nah

Your Stories

Choose your top three stories (Or oneshots) you like best.

I have one

What's #1 Roxas has a shitty life and it keeps getting worse, But then it all changes
Number 2?
Number 3?

Why do you like them?

Cuzz its my baby

Your Favorites

How many favorite authors do you have? 6

Favorite stories?

Back to the Basics, Falling away,Guilty Consciense, Is There an Elephant In the Room,Save the Kittens,Shards Of Time, So Much for Forever

What genres are your favorite stories? romance and adventure
Will you read someone's stories if they asked you to? Yeah


1. Your favorite KH guy?

Axel

2. Your favorite KH girl?

aqua

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Vexen. I just hated him hes fugly and i want him to die... oh wait i killed him to dust :)

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Namine because she fucked with Sora's memories and forgiven for no reason.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Never Land. Because I can fly.

6. Least Favorite World?

Atlantica in KH2.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Zexion's book

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

cards

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Tink

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Master form.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Roxas and Sefier

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Saix,Xemnas

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Demyx and Vanitas

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Ones involving donald and goofy

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Namine...

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Donald.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

No

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

no

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Yes

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

no

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Olette.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

I love it.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No, It led

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Namine, I would love the pleasure of killing her.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Zexion, the reading thing

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I was telling a friend i was going to kick a boss's ass and as soon as i was finished i got killed

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Yuck, I hate cosplay.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Namine being threatened

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Sora forgetting who namine was

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Damn... i love both but def Marly

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namidead if i could chose but namiku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Akuroku.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku.. It even flows better

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu Fruit.

Healthier alternative.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon, awesome pants

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Cloti

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Axel, Roxas, Zexion, Demyx, Riku, Cloud, Leon.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Zelda and Kh(faint).

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Sora and Roxas and Xion

Riku and everyone else that has silvery white hair

Axel and Reno

Kairi and Namine and Xion

Cloud and Roxas

Leon and Sora

Ventus Roxas

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

KH3

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

Kh2! Kbecause sora was of age .

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Honestly I don't even fucking know. It just is.

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So Much for Forever by SparksIntoFlames reviews
Sora committed suicide leaving a broken Roxas. After Roxas turns to drugs and self injury for some form of comfort he seems to far to save. Maybe Axel can help.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Is There an Elephant in the Room? by Sunechirei reviews
All my life I've been asked by my mother if I want to take over Dad's business. I've always said yes. Then I met the red-haired freak I'd have to work with for the rest of my life. Now I'm not so sure I should have chosen this route... AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 232,838 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Back to the Basics by Hawkear of WindClan reviews
MATURE CONTENT - AkuRoku, ARR, SoRiku, SephCloud, AngGen, Zemyx, TifaLoz, LucVin, AU. The characters of Kingdom Hearts in our World and their 'lives' here. Currently being rewritten, updates unscheduled. Story will be completed this year.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 84 - Words: 212,478 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Smoking Lamps by FreeKiwi reviews
She bought Roxas a hookah pipe to cheer him up. He smoked the red shisha hoping to make himself sick. The summoning of Axel, the unconventional genie threatening to trap Roxas in the pipe if he makes three wishes, was just a really unfortunate byproduct.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 46,877 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Shards of Time by TwilightWakerofTime reviews
Zelda is just about to send Link back to regain his childhood... but then they have a slight disagreement. In their argument, they accidentally break the Ocarina of Time! What happens when the Goddesses become involved?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,197 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - [Link, Zelda]
Too Much for One Boy to Handle by dutchess.farfie reviews
"I live here." The soaked boy said. "My name is Roxas Strife and I killed the man laying on the kitchen floor." Rated M for language and theme. Eventual Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,958 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Guilty Conscience by FreeKiwi reviews
How do rich kids enact revenge on Zexion? They convince the pool boy to pretend to be Zexion's conscience. The pool boy convinces Zexion he has to change his ways or he'll die. Everyone else? They just have to keep a straight face. -Zemyx- -AR- -SR-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,554 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Demyx, Zexion
Falling Away by KeedaxEmry reviews
Roxas is perfectly happy, as long as his parents aren't fighting. But when he is forced to move, his life takes an unexpected turn. All he knows is that his new friend, Axel, is the only good thing about this place...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 163,743 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - [Roxas, Axel] - Complete
Fire by MandaxPanda reviews
First fanfic ever. Sora and Roxas are orphans. Axel is a fireman and Riku is an officer. Read and see what happens! Oh, and please review I need to see if people even like this anyway! Rated M now. BE WARNED! This will be yaoi!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 233,098 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
An Inkling of Distrust
Laughter, dark heinious laughter, wicked twisted laughter pouring into every cell in my body. The source is close, I just cant muster where it comes from. Like a dream or a far off memory. It overwhelms me, I cant think, it crushes me until I can barely breathe. Then, its gone, was it ever really there? I dont know. Some times I just dont know. Roxas focused.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Roxas, Axel