Dead Life
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Joined 11-22-02, id: 297821
Author has written 6 stories for Song of the Lioness.
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Hi. I'm Dead Life, but you can call me Denise or Dene (den-ay). I live in South New Jersey in a really small town no one knows about... And when I say small, I mean SMALL. It's all farms and stuff, and everyone is related to everyone. I own 1 horse named Special Dreams. We saved him from the dog food company when our neighbor who races thuroughbreds(never could spell it) offered him to us so he wouldn't go to auction. You guessed- he's an ex-race horse that has a bad leg. He would have made lots of money if it weren't for that. ANYWAY I love Tamora Pierce's stuff, especially the Immortals Quartet. I haven't read PoTS because my mom was diagnosed with MS and now I can't go to Borders and I have a gift certificate there so I'm not allowed to order the books online.
Here's some extra stuff:

Likes:
Pairings: Daine/Numair ALL THE WAY!!!!! It's mainly what I read and write about. So... MOVING ON!!! (I'm hyper today, can't ya tell?)
Foods: Anything high in sugar of fats a.k.a. sweets, chicken ala king in puff pastries or on waffles (I'd die for that stuff)
People: My best friends Jessica and Trisha... and my friends Brooke, Kimber, Suddaff(Is that how you spell it? @-@)and Nicole.
Website: The Dancing Dove!! You ALL must go and join!! http:///bthedancingdove

Dislikes:
Pairings: Wow. Well, I pretty much like any pairing except Any TP character/OC.
Foods: Most vegetables(don't I eat right?), V8 (nastier the veggies), liver, and uh... I forget what else. But I know that there are more...
People: I will not say her name but let's just say it sounds some what like Tamora Pierce's. THE biggest *beep* in the world... I mean, who gives people notes telling them how much they hate them?

FANFICTIONS:
One Last Kiss: One-Shot; complete
Life is Such a Wonderful Thing: One-shot; complete
Star Bright: COMPLETED!!!
Don't Ask!: dead
Stuck in Tortall: dead

--UPDATES:--
12.30.03: Guess what? I'm hooked on TP fics... so don't expect anything out of me. I MAYBE (HUGE maybe) will write an Immortals fic... er, someday. Also, I'm deleting my other fics. They sucked... I was a new writer. (actually, I have lots of stuff that I've written that I won't put up here...)
1.19.04: WOOHOO! My new, and first, Tortall fic IS UP!!! Let's all party! Now all I have to do is get my beta reader to actually read it ^-^;; Why did she have to pick TODAY to be busy? *grumbles*
2.13.04: YES!!! I finished my Daine/Numiar website!!! Go to: http:///dnsmain.asp !!!!!!!!!
2.24.04: Star Bright is not paused anymore, so we can ALL DO A HAPPY DANCE!!! LoL. Actually, I just removed 'Attack of the Shadowy Figure: Horror Story wWith a Bad Name'. So, now I have 4 stories, 2 of which are actually good.
2.29.04: OK, so Star Bright may not be updated until Monday. VERY busy weekend this week... I am going to put 'Don't Ask!' on 'dead' cuz I don't like it at all.

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Not Taking Anymore by Snowfire the Kitsune reviews
Jenny's an social outcast, but when she and a few classmates get thrown in to Tortal... will she remain an outcast?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 47,759 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Complete
Tortall's FairyTale by Tigress Warrior reviews
Ever wondered what it would be like if Numair was Prince and Daine had a stepmother and two stepsisters? If you like Cinderella, then you'll like this story as well. D/N majorly, Read and Review, no flames, please.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
Wolfish Desires by CrAzYhOrSeGiRl88 reviews
Daine is happy and content with her life. Everything seems to be going her way. Suddenly, she begins getting odd feelings, and makes the mistake of passing them off as nothing. What happens when the consequences of keeping secrets is too much to bear?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,358 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 2/16/2004
When Moira Goes Unchecked by Nip reviews
This is a story about four people and a dog who get attacked by granola and are cruely transported to some unknown destination. This is under Tortallian fics, because they think they are in Tortall or the surrounding region.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 7/13/2003
Anywhere With You by elvenprinzcess reviews
Another Daine and Numair adventure. Woot! The Immortals War is over and everyone is recovering. But what if it really isn't over? What if a wayward fleet of ships from the Copper Isles finds its way to Pirate's Swoop? R&R, please!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,324 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 12/26/2003
Moonlight by Spinner Dolphin reviews
PG for one lil' nearly curse word. Mel Salmalin, from far in the future, researches her relatives, Daine and Numair Salmalin... there is some DN fluff... well, kind of. Sequel to Sunlight.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Complete
Delirium by NoWorries reviews
We all know that in RotG Numair had a focus, Daine's hair in the locket, he said he got it when she was delirius with Unicorn Fever. --- FINISHED
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003
Don't let the Gods Interfere by Spice reviews
Bonjour! COMPLETE Replaces the ending of ROTG. Daine's blood has been disturbed by her visit to the Divine Realms. The consequnces are drastic, but what about Numair? (plot exists!)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,520 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Complete
so much to do in only nine short months by Josie Cate reviews
Daine and Numair are in love right? but what happens if they go too far? read, find out and review! fifth and lucky last on the way! Guy's i'm so sorry that it's taking so long but it'll be here in a few days hopefully.keep reading it's almost finished.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,932 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 11/21/2003
Couple Counseling: Tortall Series by Treanz-Alyce reviews
The couple talk show that’s TP meets treanz-alyce’s warped humor, with a dash of Jerry Springer. Features your favorite dysfunctional couples. This Episode – Kel and Dom, with SeaDragon co-hosting! Kel and Dom … not what you expected! -COMPLETE-
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,706 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Tortall - Complete
A Pocket Full of Rye by coral dragon reviews
This takes place as if ROTG never took place, starting from the time Daine gets unicorn fever. So how do DN realise they're in love? R for later chapters DN
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,046 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
Encounters of a Deaf Kind by demented-shoelace reviews
It's a kind of kareoke night, with all your favourite Tortallans singing songs, and their friends reactions to go with! Many acts involve certain characters making fools of themselves. Laughs guaranteed! [rated for language in first chap]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Potion Of The Dead by ArizonaBay reviews
One of Numair's old flames has some evil plans for him... DN : RR Please
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,366 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Complete
Two of One by Topazwolf reviews
!!!!CH 4 UP!!!! Looking for fluffy goodness? Grab a twinky and head on in. Daine and Numair fluff everyday, all the time. D/N... R/R please
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003
The 12 Days of ChristmasYuGiOh! style by R-Chan Winner T-Chan reviews
Fear it: A Yu-Gi-Oh! parody to the Christmas carol 'The Twelve Days of Christmas.' Holiday songs will never be the same
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/23/2002
Things You Would *Never* Catch Tamora Pierce chara by Kiana Caelum reviews
Ya know, I think the title says most of it for me... :-) Love if you'd take a look.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2001 - Published: 2/16/2001
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Love's New Direction reviews
AlannaDaine, yes, NO FLAMES! RWC ficlet on the 'Dove. Daine doesn't think she loves Numair anymore, instead her heart changes directions... CC please! R&R
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2004
One Last Kiss reviews
One-shot; DN; may be sad. Daine and Numair are prisoners of war, and talk the night before their execution... Please R&R, CC wanted!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Complete
Star Bright reviews
A simple trip to the forest changes Daine forever. When a mysterious cat appears, it reveals the truth and drags Daine and Numair into an adventure with queens of shadows and poisoned daggers... DN ::COMPLETED::
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,181 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Complete
Life is Such a Wonderful Thing reviews
OK, so I was bored and I wrote this poem and all and then I decided, “Hey, this could be made into a fanfiction” so here I am. DN and fluffy, 2 years after ROTG PG to be safe.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2/10/2004
Don't Ask! reviews
Me, Trisha, and Jess have a talk show with some of Tortall's characters... with a rabid squirrel, time machine, sarcastic audience, and one defunk time machine!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2004
Stuck in Tortall reviews
Lila and her friend Mike get transported into Tortall, and find themselves on a mission from a minor Goddess, but when they get kicked out of the palace... what then? Chpt. 4 up!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004