Hi. I'm Lingua Dii.
English is not my first language, though I prefer to write in English, due to its simplicity.

I reply to every signed review I get and will continue to do so for as long as I can (unless the reviewer requests that I don't reply to them, of course).

If you want to know about any plot holes in my stories, or if you have any story request(s), feel free to PM me with a short summary, along with the rating (K, T, or M). Note that they will always have a happy ending. I suck at (and dislike) sad endings.

I'm looking for an artist to draw covers for my stories and beta readers. PM me if you're interested in becoming either one (or both). Note that beta readers will be put on a clock. If they are unable to fully review a story before a reasonable amount of time has passed, the story will be uploaded without their reviews being taken into consideration.

Updates (ordered oldest to newest; updates will be removed when they're deemed irrelevant; dates, where applicable, are DD/MM/YYYY):

1. That's right, I'm not dead. I've been busy with some real-life events for a long time now, and I'm still kinda busy, but I've freed up my schedule enough that I'm able to write again, if the inspiration is there. Hope you guys keep reading my stuff. (05/01/2018)

Stories I recommend skipping:
It's Time; Changes
Gone
Denial
Background
Amnesia
The Proposal
Cancer

Stories I recommend reading:
A Simple Story; Prisoner 359070 Is Missing
Lies; Valentine's Day; The End
One Kiss
Mysterion; Trial and Error; The Call of Cthulhu
Legends; The First One
The Secret
Two Is Better Than One
Silence
You Were There
Death

Other stories can go either way.

Short "formatting guide" for my stories:

Italicized text means thoughts in most of my stories. If the text is fully italicized and between quotes, it's a thought. However, if only a word or two are italicized, that's sarcasm. Note that stories that use italicized text for thoughts do not use them for sarcasm as well. Whenever you see guilemets («»), however, it's always a thought. This was a stylistic change I had to make because of an upload bug FF refuses to reply to me about. Although the bug has since been fixed, this stylistic change will remain.
Bolded text means emphasis.
Single quotes (') within double quotes (") means that the person speaking/thinking is quoting someone.
"Mike Davis" (or just "Mike") is my persona in the stories.