When she was nineteen year old, Bat, realizing that she was a failure as a mature adult/guide-like mentor/teacher figure, decided to become a disgruntled hermit and live off sake (and her own ego). She renounced the world and began to fine-tune her plan for world domination, secretly hoping to become an evil overlord. She would sometimes go on quests, which brought her to distant lands, such as school, a shopping mall, downtown, and Chinatown. Her greatest ambition was to join the Knights Who Say Ni, in order to alternately send people out on quests for shrubbery and plant them by her shack, from whence she plots...

Bat has recently strayed from her shack in the woods to go get some milk. And more shrubbery. Perhaps bring back a landscaper.

Edit: Now twenty-two, Bat realises that she is well on her way to becoming a crazy cat-lady. Thus, she has decided to get a head-start on the crazy part and write fanfiction. Her current hobbies include taking over several fandoms, begging grad schools residences to take her in, trying to convert the world to the 32 hour clock, taking Canadian Lit classes against her will, asking for directions to the Ivory Tower, and taking care of her plants.

Post Edit Edit: Now twenty-seven and realizing that she's not nearly enough of a masochist to write a phd thesis, Bat has voluntarily thrown herself out of the Ivory Tower of academia. Exiling herself to the far off land of Nihon, Bat teaches small children for a living. Distraught by this unlikely turn of events and her sudden semi-respectability, she decided to kick-start her plan for world domination by building a giant laser. Her plans were foiled when she adopted a cat, who ended up being a little kitty dictator. He wears a little dictator hat, stands on his hind legs, and barks/meows orders at her. He made her sell the laser for noms and catnip and she has to sneak out to buy sake and shrubbery. She's still a butterfly that hasn't found her samurai, but that's alright, because the little kitty dictator will be angry if she's not home in time to feed him dinner.

Status update (03/07/2014)

Um, hi guys. D: Long time no see. I'M SO SORRY NAMELESS FOREST! There will be updates!!!

Drinking Game: I'm thinking of writing two other parts.

Shades of the Past: Typing it out now. D: I'm a terrible person.

Pax Vobiscum: I'd have to get back into Trinity Blood... it might happen. But probably not.

TMR: Pretty sure I'm abandoning this story. I have no idea what I was thinking when I posted this.