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The Sound of Music-verse:

Chuck vs. the Sound of Music - Chuck is a computer nerd who has seven children. Sarah is tasked with keeping him and his children safe from the evil clutches of Fulcrum. And yes, there is singing. This story uses the classic The Sound of Music as a framework which informs and influences the story, but it is very much a Chuck story. Don't judge a story by its title. (Complete) Winner of three 2012 Awesome Awards: the Chuck Bartowski Award for Best Overall Story, the Sarah Walker Bartowski Award for the Best "Charah" Story, and the Dr. Eleanor Bartowski Woodcomb Award for Best Fluff Story. Download the ebook at CI for your reading ease.

Chuck vs. the Sound of Music: Christmas Can't Be Very Far Away - Sarah celebrates her first Christmas with the family. (Complete)

Chuck vs. the Sound of Music II - The mildly anticipated sequel to, unsurprisingly, Chuck vs. the Sound of Music. Chuck, Sarah and their seven kids navigate life filled with friends, family and spies. Also, their search for Frost and Orion takes the family across Europe where they have plenty of missions and adventures. After 500,000 words, 55 chapters and 19 months of writing, it is now complete. Download the ebook here.

Chuck vs. the Sound of Music II: Operation BiB - Chuck and the kids are up to something and Sarah has no idea what it's all about.

Check out my blog, ChuckvsSOM if you would like to see photos and some other fun things connected with the stories.

I seem to have somehow managed to make a bit of another universe, too. If you are new to the stories and want to get into the flow, I would suggest you read them in this order:

Sarah vs. The New Car - Sarah needs to get a new car after her Porsche explodes during CAT Squad. Everyone has their own opinion as to what car Sarah should buy. Top Gear references abound. (Complete) The talented and gracious Frea O'Scanlin converted this story to e-book for your downloading and reading pleasure. You can find it at the Castle Inanity blog here.

Chuck vs. The Ninja Librarian - my first story. Chuck and Sarah use the resources of a librarian to help take down Vivian Volkoff. Look for the Holy Grail references. (Complete) Find the ebook here.

A Maui Honeymoon - a one-shot of Chuck and Sarah's honeymoon. Pretty self-explanatory. (Complete)

Return of the Ninja Librarian - a sequel to Chuck vs.The Ninja Librarian. The number one priority for Team Bartowski is to get the Intersect out of Morgan's head. They need the assistance of the Ninja Librarian, as opposed to a rubber mallet. Even though there is adventure, there is plenty of good, fluffy Charah, too. (Complete)

These are some one-shots that don't really fit in the above universe:

Chuck vs. the Incident Report - Sarah's not happy with Chuck after he lied to her in "Chuck vs. the Curse." Co-winner of the 2012 General Diane Beckman Award for Best Story, Drabble. (Complete)

The Adorable Psycho on the Clock - A take on what happens right after Chuck and Sarah's wedding, only Sarah is the Adorable Psycho, the character created by Wepdiggy. There may be federal prison in their futures. (Complete)

Wonderful Tonight - a one-shot songfic of Eric Clapton's song, unsurprisingly entitled, "Wonderful Tonight." Chuck and Sarah go to Chuck's high school reunion and the song informs the story. Sweet, cheesy, fluffy Charah goodness. (Complete)

Chuck and Sarah vs. The Two Packages - The team is in a precarious position and must protect two very important packages. Family fun. (Complete)

Shaw's Secret Revealed - My entry into jaytoyz's Kill Shaw-a-thon. Shaw has an embarrassing secret. And dies a horrible death. Because really, can Shaw ever die enough? (Complete)

Other stuff:

I'm also currently co-authoring a story, Spies and Nerds, with the wonderful and talented Frea O'Scanlin. It's written under the pen name of Quistie O'Scanlin and is a take off of the musical Guys and Dolls. It's crazy fun. You should check it out.