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Joined 04-09-11, id: 2834181, Profile Updated: 11-18-13
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Greetings everyone.

I got into fanfction because as soon as the Harry Potter series ended, I realised I needed more, a LOT more, Ron and Hermione in my life. I absolutely adore those two. In the world of literary couples, these two are truly meant to be. Some might consider it an obsession, but I really don't care.

Kudos to those who delve into other territory with these two, the loveliest of characters, but you won't find any of that with me. I can't stand the idea of Hermione with Draco, and the thought of Hermione with Snape actually makes me ill. I've come across stories that pair Hermione with a Weasley other than Ron, and that actually makes me cry. Hermione and Harry makes me feel as if I'm reading incestuous material. And as for Krum - no thanks. *UPDATE* November 8th, 2011 - it has recently been brought to my attention that besides these incredibly disgusting combinations, Hermione has also been paired with the following - Sirius, Crabbe, Goyle, Blaise, Voldemort, Lucius, and BELLATRIX! And I have one thing to say to that - ARE YOU PEOPLE EFFING MENTAL?! HERMIONE AND RON BELONG TO EACH OTHER. CUT THE CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!

RON. RON. RON. *sigh* I LOVE Ron. I love him most when he's with Hermione. And ONLY Hermione. I don't need to say anymore on this subject.

Cheers!

Postscript - I don't know where this 'Mione business came from, but I HATE it. I will NEVER use it, and although it doesn't deter me from reading a story, (actually, many of my favourite authors on this site use it), I wish it would go away. Ah, well. I just really had to express my opinion on that.

January 10th, 2012

Hi everyone! So I've decided to post the first chapter of the new story I've been working on. Fair warning - I haven't been receiving any notifications of reviews, alerts, or new stories. So if it takes me a while to respond to a review, or review one of your stories, it's because I don't see them right away. The only thing that seems to work fine is private messages. It's kind of nervewracking because I can see that 'Words' has already received some reviews, but whenever I go to look at them, the screen is blank. So I have no idea what any of you are feeling about this story. Do you have any idea what that's like?! I may lose it soon. Anyway, bear with me. I'll respond to your review as soon as the site allows me to see it. *UPDATE* - everything is working again :)

December 22nd, 2011

'Game Over' is OVER. It feels weird. But good. Thanks to everyone who read and enjoyed, it's much appreciated.

I will be posting my second multi-chapter fic in early 2012. It's a difficult one for me to write because...well, because. When you see it, you may understand what I mean.

I want to wish everyone a lovely holiday and a happy new year! Be safe!

October 26th, 2011

For those that are interested, I'm currently working on my second R/Hr multi-chapter fic. I wrote, and completed, my first multi-chapter R/Hr fic months ago, but I most likely won't be posting it until the first week of November. I had a reader suggest I post it earlier, but it mentions the Christmas season and while it's not a huge theme, I felt extremely silly about posting it in August.

As for the current fic I'm working on - I actually started it in August after having completed the above mentioned fic, and I have four chapters written so far, but there's no telling how long it'll turn out to be. And I've got this problem where I, personally, absolutely cannot post until the story is complete. I worry too much about the possibility that I may have left something out in the beginning that I'll need to go back and correct, and what-not, compromising the whole plot of the story.

One last thing - I've been fortunate to not have received any 'flames' in my very short-lived experience as a fanfiction writer. Well, not yet anyway. Now I'm all for reviews, whether they be light OR critical OR a combination, whatever the case may be. However, I recently came across a flame in a story that was so incredibly RUDE that it actually filled me with undiluted rage, and it wasn't even my story! The reviewer insulted the author time and time again, spewing out pure venom. You'd think the reviewer was a bloody senior editor for some posh publishing company, or some multi-award winning author, the way they were carrying on. The best comparison I can think of to give you all an idea of how mean the reviewer was is to ask you to think of the way chef Gordon Ramsay talks to the participants on his many reality shows when they make a mistake. The only difference is GORDON IS ACTUALLY GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES! Seriously. Ill admit it - my curiosity got the best of me, and I checked out the reviewers page and read their stories. AND THEYRE COMPLETE CRAP. I dont claim to be a professional writer, and Ill never say that my work is perfect because Im human and I make mistakes. But if youre going to shit all over somebodys story in regards to their lack of originality, poor grammar skills, improper spelling, etc. etc., then you had best make sure that your story is perfect as well and not write like a fucking child. It irks me, it really does. Its not an easy thing to put your work out there, and expose yourself. And while some need to hone their skills more than others, it doesnt give anybody the right to belittle a fellow author. Were all here for the same thing - to read about and/or write about the characters we love. If you like the story, share the love. If you do like the story, but feel it lacks a certain something, then offer some constructive criticism. If you dont like the story, be critical but kind. And if you cant handle the latter, then keep your fucking mouth shut.

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dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Crossing Paths by Athenais777 reviews
There has always been a deep rooted animosity between the trio and Draco Malfoy and for good reasons. Yet, they are civil to one another nineteen years after the Battle of Hogwarts. How their paths keep crossing over the years. Ron/Hermione and some Draco/Astoria later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 171,049 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Australia by MsBinns reviews
Ron grieves the loss of his brother and tries to figure out life after the war while trying to navigate his new relationship with Hermione. Cover art is by the talented anxiouspineapples and is titled "At Long Last".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 340,509 - Reviews: 2518 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Pictures by Athenais777 reviews
Pictures are worth a thousand words. Collection of short stories, all involving photographs. Each chapter has a different theme. Spans the entire Harry Potter universe time-wise and character-wise although I expect a hefty dose of Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,265 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Elements by Athenais777 reviews
Fluffy little pieces about Ron, Hermione, and hot encounters with weather elements for a background. Rain and snow for now. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,199 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
White Lies and Black Truths by Solstice Muse reviews
Rose Weasley writes an essay about lies and the existence of Father Christmas. Hermione corrects it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Rose W., Hermione G. - Complete
Unsolicited Advice by mugglemama reviews
Harry has some words of wisdom for Ron about Hermione, whether he wants them or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Scars by Athenais777 reviews
Ron and Hermione found each other at last but the whole Horcrux hunt/Battle of Hogwarts thing didn't leave them unscathed. How do they deal when an incident brings old scars back to the surface?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Uniform by Athenais777 reviews
Ron has developed a particular fantasy involving Hermione's and her Hogwarts uniform over the years. Will she oblige his fantasy? Will she reveal her own? Rated M for a reason.*Now Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,328 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Lesson in Kissing by mugglemama reviews
To give someone a kiss they deserve, one that's meant just for them, you have to really know a person. This is one lesson Ron doesn't mind learning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Senses by Athenais777 reviews
This story is a collection of love drabbles between Ron and Hermione. Each one is themed around one of the five senses.It spans the time between the Battle of Hogwarts and the epilogue in Deathly Hallows. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,468 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
5 Lies Ron Weasley Told Himself by libowie reviews
I wish I was an only child. She isn't pretty. She loves him best. I will protect them. I am not afraid to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Seven Sexy Sins by mugglemama reviews
Ron and Hermione experience the Seven Sexy Sins. Written for R/Hr Last Adult Drabble Writer Standing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Scruffy Love by mugglemama reviews
Hermione really likes it when Ron doesn't shave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
What a Man's Gotta Do by mugglemama reviews
No one said rebuilding the wizarding world would be easy; Hermione tries to understand when Ron has a rough day at work.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Connected by mugglemama reviews
Ron and Hermione have always shared a special bond, now their connection is complete. A tale of what happens when they finally have time alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,631 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just the Way I Like It by mugglemama reviews
Hermione is late to meet Ron during a Hogsmeade visit and he is not too happy about it. Written for the prompt: fantasy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Green by mugglemama reviews
Ron struggles to maintain respect of his fellow Aurors, Hermione doesn't make it easy for him. Written for Kinky Kristmas 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Always You by mugglemama reviews
Ron Weasley is finally right about something! Will Hermione actually admit it and apologize?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Let Go by mugglemama reviews
Ron continues to experience heartache in the aftermath of the war. Can Hermione help him heal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
PS Sorry 'Bout All That by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. About a month after the final battle, Harry receives a letter from a most unlikely person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Because You're George by Realmer06 reviews
DH Spoilers. You know you can never be free of this pain because of what you are and what he was and what you both were. And what's the point of existing if it's going to hurt that much? What's the point of living if you can only ever be half there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/6/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Price of Love by RogueSugah reviews
Hermione & Ron spend the summer together, but the closer they get, the harder it becomes to share her secret plan even though she must. If love really is stronger than hate, as she believes, their feelings for each other may be enough to save them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 471,470 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Please Remember Me by aprilshowers0101 reviews
Almost 5 yrs ago, Hermoine's memories were taken from her and she was taken from Ron. The war is long over and the search for her called off. What happens when Ron runs into her again in the States? My first posted fic. Summary sucks but I think you'll li
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,770 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Something Less Than Perfect by Uluru2064 reviews
Set nearly one year after "All Along." Although she moved on with her life long ago, Hermione has not forgotten the night of Ginny's 22nd birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,544 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Everything You're Offering by Uluru2064 reviews
Caught up in a heated conversation, Ron and Hermione share with each other something they had never before thought to offer. Not part of the "All Along" storyline.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
All along by Uluru2064 reviews
The celebration of Ginny's 22nd birthday leads Ron to believe he may have been missing something . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
After the End by Sugar Quill reviews
A post-Hogwarts story by Zsenya and Arabella
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 632,204 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 5/12/2001
Slap by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the timeā€¦Slap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Touch by Jules7 reviews
A mind romp during a late-night interlude. Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/24/2002
I Have This by Slytherin Dragon reviews
Ron POV, entirely unedited version. PWP; my first attempt at focusing on the main Weasley as a character. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/28/2000
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Choices reviews
Love can make us lose our senses. So which one is worth holding onto?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2016 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Words reviews
Insecurity is a troublesome thing. Especially when it's Ron's. And there's only one person who can make it truly disappear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,028 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Game Over reviews
Ron and Hermione have been separated for nearly four months and their sexual frustration is at an all-time high. Ron unknowingly presents a challenge, which Hermione takes to the next level, and Ron immediately reciprocates. Who will come out the winner?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
He Didn't Care reviews
my version of what happened between Ron and Hermione after Malfoy Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Let Me Have It reviews
What if, unbeknownst to Harry and Ron, Hermione actually saw what the locket did to Ron?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Let Go Of Me reviews
Insecurities stemming from separation make it difficult for Ron and Hermione to see the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete