I have nothing to say ;)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me XD

Favorite animal: hippo

Favorite sport: *sigh* falling down

Favorite nickname: Why would I tell You????

Least favorite nickname: *sigh again* don't have one...

Favorite song: Breath of life

Favorite book: The Long Walk, by Steven King

Favorite show: Don't have one at the moment

Favorite movie: Something Wicked This Way Comes, Here After, Snow white and the Huntsmen and X-men first class

Favorite quote: (It doesn't matter if you win or lose, just win),(*push* and into the revene...)

Favorite band/artist:Katy Perry

Most epic fail: *eye rolling and sighing* anything pertaning to sports/ the mile at my school (no seriesly, i end up giving up and walking it!)

Pass time: um... this website??? No, umm, whats your pass time???

Strangest idea: a robot that would make me clothes

Wish: I want to be rich and powerful (i know, i'm so wonderful!)

Favorite color: black... im not emo or goth. You have to admit it goes with everything

Favorite drink: water, or coffee, depends on how i feel.

Favorite food: MEAT!!!!!!!

Scary or Funny: Scary

First thing that comes to mind at the word firefly: Omg!!!!!!!! The revers are coming!!!!!!!!!

First thing that comes to mind at the word haunting: bad acting

Have you ever noticed that Chuck Norris can do anything? So does that mean he can do nothing????????

doom, doom, doom, dddddooooooooooooommmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the doom song.

I'm so miserable without you... it almost feels like your here!

Whats the difference between a ken and a g.i. joe?????? I don't think any body knows!

I want a llama named George, but it needs to be like CCCCCCCCCaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrllllll!!!!!!

people are like slinkeys, pointless, but fun to watch fall down stairs

at the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.

creepy purple bear!!!!!!!!!!!

take my love, take my land, take me where I can not stand. I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me. fire-fly

Why does buffy get all the vampires?

every vampire is better off soleless, common sense.

toy story was a scary movie, not to mention sad!

"The claw!!!!!!!!"

"22=5," 1985

hot topic, is beast.

i might not like hockey, but i like the players!

that awkward moment, when you realize... Lady Gaga came out of an egg

Andy from toy story, issssssssss sooooooooo hooooooot,

NOSE PEARCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyday should be tuto day!

i wanna be a roller derbie girl! like in whip it!

Post this on your profile if you think there's a monster under your bed.

Good friends wont purposly try to scare you, best friends will hire someone to stalk you.

I'm addicted to your love!

Are you a theif? Cause you just stole my heart.

Do you work for Kellogs? Cause your grrrrrrrrrate!!!!!!!

why was 5 afraid of 6? cause 6 ate 9! wat now?

I'm a slytherin and proud!

Favorite things:

candy

coffee

food

fall

clothes

hippos

anime

harry potter

british words

october

pranks

Thinks I will Not Do

I will not scream "Lumos!" at a candle... again

I will not ask Harry Potter if his scar senses come with an off button

I will not wave a stick at my teacher screaming "Avada Kedavra!" ... again

I will not call the police if i see a snake... again

I will not ask Harry who died and made him boss

I will not bring a magic 8 ball into Divination class for extra credit

I will not smack Malfoy for calling me a mudblood... again

I will not stay up all night digging a hole... again... stupid hole!

I will not bite the doctor for giving me a shot... again

I will not not jump up in the middle of a Order or DA meeting and yell, "Voldemort, run!"

I will not make a list of everyone who died in Harry Potter on my math homework. Again.

I will not beat someone up for whispering in my ear

I will most definately will not jump on thin ice and scream "I dare you to break stupid ice! I dare you!" ... again

And last of all, I will not make a list of what i will not do... darn it to late!

If you love Severus Snape, then copy this onto your profile.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run , run!"

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, ?"

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

If you think that animals are to look at and not to eat (ussually), copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03 ,watchmywings1

Give someone a package and say kinda loud, "Here's the next clue, meet me at Sector 57 at o-seven hundred hours tomorrow. Bring no one."

If you are so obsessed with Harry Potter that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile

DON'T GO HATING SLYTHERINS!

SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH! (he really isn't all that greasy...)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica (real name) (i always change my penname(tehehehe)), QuickCookie, macandcheeselova, freakysoccergirl, SlytherinHottie15, Slytherin Queen 1.30, watchmywings1, palmyoptiger13

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you're a Ninja!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature!

I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.
If you cry, I cry...
If you laugh, I laugh...
If you fight, I fight...If you jump off a cliff...I'm gonna miss your retarded butt...

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, Slytherin Queen 1.30,watchmywings1, palmtoptiger13

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away. he hates that.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullcrap.

Friend's will always be like '' well you deserve better'' but best friends will be prank calling him saying '' you will die in seven days''

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Quotes:

"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of." "But you have heard of me."- Commodore Norrington and Captain Jack Sparrow

"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt... and guess what's inside it!" -Captain Jack Sparrow

You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name.

An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone’s liver?')

Monty Pyhton and the Holy Grail quotes:

God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

French Soldier: Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

King of Swamp Castle: One day, lad, all this will be yours.
Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?
King of Swamp Castle: No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad.

[the Black Knight continues to threaten Arthur despite getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off]
Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.

Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

Now, this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the "t" you'll be surprised!!!!

All of my answers were accurate. We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let you know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. This seemed really cute, i messed up at first, but when i re-did it, it was really creepy, it was mad accurite...

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try :)

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite gender

NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like friendsor family...) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...put this on ur syt within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!!