AN: I NEED to get these cracky Hetalia-plot bunnies out of my head... This particular first chapter was written more or less for the last line. Or maybe for France's part; I can't quite decide.

This whole fic is for Eggy. Seriously - I hope my random spontaneity brightens up your life! :D

I don't own Hetalia, nor would I claim to have come up with the format for this - the basic layout was based off of a Death Note fic called "Dear L." I asked VG Jekyll if I could borrow it. But otherwise yeah, the plot (or lack thereof) is mine.

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Chapter 1

Title: New Experiences
Main Characters: Italy/Veneziano
Publish Date: February 25, 2011

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Dear World,
Ciao, it's Italy~! Germany got me a new computer for Christmas, and I'm trying to decide what to use it for~! Any helpful ideas~?

Italy, are you sure that asking EVERYONE for advice was a good idea...?
Germany

Ve, Germany, of course it is~! Who knows what I'll learn~?
Italy

...Well, they say that experience is the best teacher. Just don't open anything Prussia sends to you.
Germany

Italy,
You simply MUST visit this website - it has some very good digital art programs that I think you'd appreciate.
Austria

-link attached-

Ve~! Thank you very much~!
Italy

Hey Italy, check out this webpage!
England

-link attached-

But, England, I think there's been a mistake~! You sent me a web address to something called, "Thirteen Delectable Frog Dishes"~! Are frog dishes common in England~?
Italy

No, Italy, they aren't. And it wasn't a mistake - you like to cook, right? I thought you might appreciate some new recipes.
England

Oh, ve~! I don't know where I can find any frogs, but I will try these out~!
Italy

Ask France, I hear there's an infestation at his place.
England

Italy, dude, you HAVE to try playing World of Warcraft! BEST. GAME. EVER.
America

Ve, no thank you~! I saw some ads for that, and it looks really scary~! Thank you for suggesting it though~!
Italy

You're kidding, right? It's not scary! It kicks ass!
America

FUCK YOU FRATELLO! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GODDAMN COMPUTER! I HAVE TO BORROW SPAIN'S LAPTOP ALL THE TIME! LUCKY BASTARD!

Ve, sorry Romano~! Would you like some hug therapy~?
Italy

NO!

Italy-kun,
Greetings. I can send you some links to some outstanding shounen-ai manga if you wish. It's very entertaining to read.
Japan

What's a "shounen-ai"~? Is that a food~? Yay, food~! Send it please~!
Italy

Italy-kun,
Greetings. My apologies, it seems as though all the, ahem, recipes have been deleted from my computer. If I find them later, I will remember to send them to you.
Japan

Italy,
You know, the Internet is Really Really Great!
Prussia

-link attached-

Ve, what's the link to~? Germany said not to open the links you send to me~!
Italy

It's just to YouTube, I promise! Besides, West is just jealous that I'm more awesome at finding cool stuff online than he is!
Prussia

Oh, goodie~! I'm going to check it out now~!
Italy

Italy,
I suggest that you browse this photography website, aru.
China

-link attached-

PANDA BEARS~! They look so adorable, ve~! Thank you, China~!
Italy

To Italy,
Look at this, da?
Russia

-file attached-

A contract on "becoming one," ve~? I don't think I understand~!
Italy

Just print off the form and sign it, da?

So sorry, but Germany's printer is broken~!
Italy

Italy,
I think this is a very good website, non?
France

-link attached-

A website on the Louvre~? It looks so fun~!
Italy

Oh, you don't have to limit yourself to photos of it, mon cher! You may come and visit Paris (and moi) anytime you like.
France

Ve~? But I thought your house had only one bedroom~!
Italy

Why so it does.
France

Ah well~! Maybe Germany and I will come and visit anyway~!
Italy

Sounds wonderful.
France

Dear World,
Thank you very much for your time and effort~! I've found some really cool things to do on this computer now~!
Italy

Dear Italy,
You forgot to ask my opinion...
Canada

Prussia,
WHY the HELL is Italy walking around my house singing, "The Internet is For Porn"? Don't act like you're not responsible!
Germany