Hey, all. My name's Amanda. So, some stuff about myself... Well, I'm a girl (duh). I have light brown hair that's about two-four inches past my shoulders. My eyes are blue. You never see me without my hair in a pony-tail, or my MP3. I am absolutely addicted to White Collar, it's an awesome show. I'm also really into Criminal Minds. I can read pretty much any book in two days or less. I've got about twenty non-fanfic stories either stared or planned. I can't stand math, numbers confuse the hell out of me. I prefer words. Much easier to manipulate into doing what I want them to do.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

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Epic Quotes!

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid." --Jack Sparrow

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG', I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

It's fun until somebody gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

"Man, you way a freaking ton! What have you been eating? Rocks?" "Why? Is your head missing some?" -Fang & Max (Maximum Ride)

"I can talk to fish!" "Ask one over for dinner." -Angel/Fang (Maximum Ride)

"Can I come in?" "No! I'm in a towel!" "I'm blind!" -Iggy/Max/Iggy (Maximum Ride)

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and wondered where the heck the ceiling was.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that yours is stupid.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the 'up' button.

Energizer Bunny arrested: charged with battery.

Duct tape is like the force: it has a dark side, a light side, and holds the world together.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Guys: No shirt, no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Worst excuse for not doing your homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from.

You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.

You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because I just farted.

He who laughs last probably didn't get it.

Wear short sleeves; support the right to bare arms!

"Whatever I did, I have proof I didn't do it!" -Neal Caffrey (White Collar)

What starts with 'F' and ends in 'Uck?' A Firetruck!

People are like Slinkies; good for nothing, but still put a smile on your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I'm great in bed; I never fall out.

You're so ugly, you're the proof that God has a sense of humor.

When someone sweeps you off your feet, remember you're in the perfect position to be dropped on your ass.

If the world doesn't end December 21, 2012, I bet there'll be a lot of babies born in September, 2013.

You know how you blow on hot food to cool it down? Am I the only one who notices doing it to ice cream too?

If all your boyfriend want is breasts, thighs, and legs, tell him to go to KFC and get a value meal.

You'd be in great shape if you could run as fast as your mouth.

Dear Math, I am not a therapist. Go solve your own damn problems!

Dear Math, I cannot find your x. She's not coming back. Don't ask me y. Just get over it.

I don't care what they say, the guy who milked the first cow and drank what came out was just a perv.

I wonder why Dante's Inferno didn't have Math as one of the tortures of Hell...

The leading cause for divorce is marriage.

Remember: If someone insults you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 2 to reach out and bitch-slap them.

Dear Students, I can tell when you're texting in class; no one stares down at their crotch and just smiles.

I love it how, in horror movies, the woman calls out "Hello?" Like the killer's gonna say "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

When life gives you lemons...

Throw them at the guy in front of you and run like hell!

Give them back and demand candy.

Give them back and demand bacon.

Make Lysol!

Go egg Life's car!

Make grape juice, sit back, and wonder how on Earth you did it.

Make flock splatter art!

Go kill Life!

You might be a red-neck if:

If you've ever pronounced Canada, can-a-dee-uh...

If your children have driven a trackhoe/backhoe before they got the training wheels of their bike...

If you consider camo your favorite color...

If your daughter's dream car is a pick-up truck...

If your daughter's idea of a good time is trudging through the woods in the middle of winter...

If you/someone you know is a grammar freak who often says ain't...

If you can sing along to every song on your local country radio station, including some that are older than you...

If a bonfire is one of your favorite smells...

If your daughter walks in the garage in hunting season and the first thing she says is "Did you shoot anything yet?"...

Okay, so I some of my favorite books/shows, here are my favorite pairings. (Not with married couples/slash (unless that's cannon))

White Collar: Neal/Sara

Legend: Day/June

House of Anubis: Eddie/Patricia (Peddie!) Nina/Fabian (Nabian!) Mara/Jerome

House of Night: Zoey/Stark Stevie Rae/Rephiam Erik/Nicole