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(Your) Member's Name: Sailor Blue Monster
First and Last Name: Rasco Grebmörts
Age (12-17): 17
Sex: Good.
Family: Chuck Norris, Lord Voldemort, Cardcaptor Sakura, Marilyn Manson, Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, Sailor Moon, Barack Obama, Will Smith, Bill Murray, Jack Sparrow, Mr Blomgren, Oprah Winfrey, Bella Goth, Zarah Leander, Lily Allen, Fredrik Skavlan, Legolas, Laura, Frodo, Gandalf, Albus Dumbledore, Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Liz Vicious, Meg Cabot, Deathwing, Samantha Fox, Mumintrollet, Tinky Winky, Barbapappa, Barbamamma, Dobby, Bolibompa-draken, Narcissa Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Jesse McCartney, Jesse James, James Bedford, Lich King, Onyxia, Cho'gall, Lady Sylvanas Windrunner, Onkel Kånkel and his kånkelbär, Eddie Meduza, Alice Cooper, Rob Zombie, Thrall, Veronica Maggio, Tim Sköld, Shane Dawson, Justin Bieber, Eve, Adam, Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Mary Sue, Harry Potter, Eragon, Aragon, Serj Tankian, Robbie Williams, Julia Roberts, Katy Perry, Lady GaGa, Vampyrnide, Paul Gray, Sarah Grey, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Tyra Banks, Blondin-Bella, Twiggy Ramirez, Per Stavås and Sailor Mars, Sailor Venus, Sailor Mercury, Tuxedo Kamen, Sailor Galaxia, Sailor Cosmos, Sailor Iron Mouse, Sailor Tin Nyanko, Sailor Lead Crow, Sailor Aluminum Siren, Sailor Neptune, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Saturn, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Pluto, Queen Beryl, Jadeite, Kunzite, Zoisite, Nephrite, Queen Metalia, Dipsy and Severus Snape.
Lives In: Your dad.
Personality: Blue.
Ambition: Flush all the Avatar-movies down the toilet.
Second ambition: OMFG TOASTER
Life Wish: Eat three toasters.
Role Model: Chuck Norris, my father.
Attracted To: Lesbians.
Not Attracted To: Junkyards.
Sexual Preference: Lesbian ofc.
Relationship Status: Sailing.
Why do you want to win?: So I can marry a communist and steal his cellphone.
Special clothes I like?: I'm in love with this.

If you are against stereotypes, copy and paste what is below, and what you are put in bold...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelonI'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm part WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistakeI DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I have SELF-HARMED, so I MUST be an emo freak
I'm a TEENAGER in a shop, so i MUST be shoplifting

Copy and Paste it and bold everything that applies to you. STOP STEREOTYPING!! IT HURTS.

Month One

On the first month, there was silence.

Month Two

On the second month, there was more silence.

Month Three

On the third month, there was mostly silence, but the potential to make noise was growing.

Month Four

On the fourth month, there was a bit of noise, but you'd have to listen really hard to hear it.

Month Five

On the fifth month, there was about the same amount of noise as before.

Month Six

On the sixth month, it was silent again.

Abortion, as you can tell from this epic poem of how a fetus feels during pregnancy and abortion, is incredibly horrible and wrong. You are killing a fully sentinent human with thoughts, hopes and dreams every time you have an abortion. Copy and paste this whole thing to help stop the evil that is abortion!

Got it from Smash-the-elder

Role: Supporting Role
Sex: Russian
Name: Random Russian Dude
Age: Russian-old
Family: All the communists in Soviet-Russia
Job: Random Russian Job
Lives: Russia
Born In: Russia
Background: His father was Russian and so was his mother. That's all you need to know.
Behavior: Russian
Likes: Big butts and Russia
Would never do: Leave Russia
Friends: The Random Russian Dudes
Interests: Doing Russian things
Wants: Russian Girls

Role: Supporting Role
Sex: Every day
Name: TO BE CONTINUED
Age: 17
Family: His girlfriend from Ravenclaw
Job: Pupil at Hogwarts
Lives: Hogwarts
Born In: Hogwarts
Background: His father was a drunk and his mother was a tramp and everyone bullied him and he never did anything wrong, blah, blah, blah, insert more sad stories here, blah, blah, blah, then Dumbledore took care of him.
Behavior: Sexy
Likes: B00bs
Would never do: Continue
Friends: His girlfriend from Ravenclaw
Interests: Fuck girls
Wants: To never continue

99 percent of people copy and paste stupid statements into their profile talking about how they aren't like 99 percent of people. If you're one of the 1 percent that doesn't copy and paste stupid statements into your profile then copy and paste this statement in your profile.

Harry Potter:

An Emo Story: One-Shot whereas Sirius is trying to write a Valentine's Day letter to Emmeline to tell her how he really feels!!

Bellatrix is cumming: Después de descubrir que está embarazada Bane hojas Isla por temor a que tal vez quiera a abortar al niño. Ahora Isla intenta luchar contra algo mucho peor que Bane.

Edward Sparkles: Wann ärgert herausfordern Zacharias arbeitet in Hufflepuff Schlafzimmer durch eine üble Vergewaltigung so gemischt in Ketten entscheidet.

Harry Potter and his Fiftyfive Pigs: HP/CB ON HIATUS

How to Find a Dragon: Helena/Xenophilius Rated T just to be safe.

Random Russian Dude on Adventures: Cedrella was searching for adventures similar to those in fairytales but never expected to find Marius, the love of her life. Has Taylor Swift songs and Random Russian Dude in it therefore it is epic.

Ron Weasley and the Drunken Bear: Ron/Pansy SLIGHTLY OOC RON

Snake Eyes and Sissies: Eloise continues the search for the crucifix that will save the forgotten homeworld of Marius in order to gain freedom. However, the courage in the heart might not be as strong as she thought in the first place... Will she find peace within herself?

We're NOT from America: Marlene/Severus DARK!HARRY

When Voldermort got Raped: Walburga and Victoire-story I need help with dis so please PM me!!!!1