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 Author has written 5 stories for Warriors. A message to you all: If you see a butterfly, remeber Margret Grace $^^%(*@ , my beloved sister. My she rest in peace. :'( An Interview with Violetsong Penname? Violetsong, duhhhhhhh. You can call me Violet,Vi, VS, V, ETC. TSUCGOTGWWTKTSAPTWS (The Super Ultra Cool Group Of Teen Girls Who Want To Kidnapp Twilight Stars And Poke Them With Sporks)Join Us! Our acronm makes no sense A LawlClan Story By The Bookish Owl Once upon a time, the Warriors fandom of Fanfiction.net was a wonderful place. It was filled with thoughtful stories, with only a few, if any, grammar or spelling mistakes. What a prosperous time it was. Then, they came. They were big, nasty brutes, that fed on anger and arguments. Their stories? Rubbish - they weren't worth reading at all. They had no regard for proper spelling or grammar. To put it simply, they were a Fanfiction author's worst nightmare. They were trolls. At first, only a few were around. But soon, more came. And more. And more. Fanfiction authors were trying to fight them, wielding flame blades and report lasers, but they were fighting a losing battle. The trolls had outnumbered them. They had lost. Defeated, the Fanfiction authors disappeared, having lost the will to write. Trolls took over the fandom. Create-a-cats popped up everywhere, mingled with trollfics and other thoughtless parodies. Still, some authors rebelled. Through desperation to save the fandom, they came up with some of the best warriors stories ever seen. They contained the last few sparks of the old Fanfiction.net. Then, along came LawlClan. Originally, it was called "Warrior Reviews!", created by a true, totally sexy rebel of the Warriors fandom. She created the forum in hopes it could be a place for other rebels to converge, and create plans of attack against the trolls. At first, no one noticed it. But soon, authors began to trickle in, all with the high hopes of saving the fandom. Warrior Reviews began to shoot higher up in the forums. Soon, its name was changed to the present one of "LawlClan". Soon, LawlClan was in the top five forums. Trolls were beginning to diminish. The Warriors fandom was finally being healed. The trolls began to realize what was happening. Fights broke out between them and LawlClan. Even other forums turned on them. Still, LawlClan remained vigilant, determined to save the Warriors fandom. To do this, they would need more rebels on their side. And to become noticed by them, they needed more popularity. And thus, after many, many days of spamming, they were the number one forum for Warriors. People began to notice them, and soon many more members had joined. Today, LawlClan is still number one on the forums, dedicated to preserving the old fanfiction. Though many good authors have joined it, a few lone rebels still remain outside of it. Many trolls have receded, though create-a-cats and Mary-sues are still often found in the fandom. However, LawlClan, and all of its epic, amazing, and awesome members, have definitely aided in the fight for Fanfiction.net. *DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN WARRIORS. i wish i did though...* This is a Harry Potter site i'm part of. It's really fun and if you are part of it too, search Autumn-G in the search box and send me a friend request!. http:/// please join! OK i have an VERY IMPORTANT message for you all. These are my OCs if any of even THINK about using them without my premission or making a cat super simmilar to them trst me, you will be VERY sorry!!!!! Violetpaw/song- A small black she-cat with blueish-purple eyes and a deep scar on her shoulder Firepaw/cloud- A tall bright ginger she-cat with sharp amber eyes Rainpaw/shine- A shimmering blue-gray she-cat with deep blue eyes Creek-kit- A dark brown she-cat with bright green eyes Skye- A white shecat with bright blue eyes Fawnpaw- A reddish brown she-cat with bright green eyes Cherrystar- A tall ginger she-cat with darker ginger patches and dark amber eyes Stormstar- A dark brown tom with blue eyes that have a hint of green in them Spidertail- A white tom with white splotches and bright green eyes Lilyshine- A tiny white and silver she-cat with shimmering blue eyes OK My other accounts are Fawnpaw and Lolzkitty. I really wish i could continue the stories on those accounts but when i got my new laptop, it would not let me get on the other accounts! everynow and then i try to get back on them but it still dosen't work! And i deleted all the documents because i thought i wouldnt need them any more... No girl ever should have to put up with looks, each girl is beautiful in they're own special way. No girl is perfect in every single way, but you are perfect the way you are. Now smile as if you own the world, because girl, you are wonderful. If you think that this is true copy and paste this own your profile and add your name to the list as I will Amberfern-Honeyspots-Icey, Leafflight, Winterthaw of Thunderclan, Violetsong If you think the song Back to December by Taylor Swift describes Oakheart X Bluestar copy and paste this to your profile! My stories! The Elementals- This story is my current favorite. It's about four kits on a quest to save the clans using their Elemental powers.But each of them have their own story to be told. Cherrykit, the Fire Elemental is a Half-Clan, trying to find her true father. Spiderkit, The Earth Elemental is doing his best to live up to his fathers expectations. Lilykit, the Water Elemental knows nothing of her past and tries to discover the meaning of True Love. Stormkit, the Air Elemental is seen as a threat, for his parents are from The Shadows, then ultimate enemy of the clans. Follow Stormkit as he tries to prove to his Clan that his true destiny is with the clans. When the four Elementals discover their powers, they meet and begin training to save the Clans from their old enemy, Scar. Submit a One-shot!- Submit your one-shot plot lines and characters to be in my book of One-Shots! This will be updating randomly so i am very sorry if you don't see your one-shot for a while. Create A Kitty!- I will use the cats from this when ever i get a new story idea. I will tell you guys the storyline, who i need for main, etc, etc. Total Mouse-brained Warriors!!- An Awesome Amazing Random Warriors Game Show! This will also be updated randomly ~*~* ERIN HUNTERS MOST STUPIDEST 'SURPRIZES'!*~*~ Rusty Joining ThunderClan Hollyleaf 'might still being alive' Leafpool being the mother of two of the three Hollyleaf not being one of the three Dovepaws warrior name being Dovewing The Stick breaking or 'dying' Blossomfall joining the dark forest Briarlight leaving the camp Stoneteller dying Graystripe coming back Fireheart becoming leader Mothwing 'not believeing in StarClan' I'll add more later. Random Things! Right now i am torn between hating Blossomfall for being a stuck-up and feeling so bad/Loving her for always having her mother look after poor Briarlight(Who i L-O-V-E) Copy&Paste this if When people ask you what's wrong with you, you say many things my friend, many things Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are sweet and nice and friendly but secretly you are planning world domination Come to the dark side!...we got cookies What's with all these 'she-cat abuse' stories? I mean every one of them is the same exsact thing over and over again! I mean we already read Giggles Just Giggles BumbleClan, the Beating and Screams . I Admire people who keep writing FanFics even if nobody reads them and they have lots of flamerz review. John Hancock's head got stolen and so did the hand that signed the Declaration of Idependance, May He rest in pieces. Mental Hospital Phone Menu: Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun! (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (x) You have run into a glass/screen door. () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. () You have run into a tree. () It IS possible to lick your elbow (x) You just tried to lick your elbow. (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (x) You just tried to sing them. () You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. () You have choked on your own spit. (x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. () People have called you slow. () You have accidentally caught something on fire () You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. () You have caught yourself drooling. () You’ve fallen asleep in class (x) If someone says “fart” you laugh. (x) You just laughed. (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about () People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you (x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (x) You use your fingers to do simple math. () You have eaten a bug. (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. () You break a lot of things. () Your friends know not to use big words around you (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (x) You have fallen out of your chair before Hehe. 20 1. Your real name: Anna (Not saying last name thou...) 2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Naxanx 3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Annizzle (KEWL!) 4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Indigo Wolf 5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Faith Overlook 6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Smian(Uhh OK then...) 7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Blue Raspberry Lemonade (NOT what i was going for) 8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Lousie Brennan (I would rather use my sister's middle name then my mom's ) 9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Luna (I kinda like that) IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with multiple books, who can express herself better with words than actions, [I'm good with both ;)]who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. :) ╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever bursted out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Thunderclan is too goody goody and should be independent, and hate them for that, copy and paste this onto you're profile If you think Thornclaw deserve a mate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love EVERYONE in the world who will take the time to read your profile copy and paste this onto your profile :) A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile! I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names I swear to think of Cato When I’m homicidally inclined I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire too It’s important to think of the characters But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!) If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile. If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile "Max, just admit it, you looove me, this much!"- Fang. If you found that hilarious, copy and paste this on your profile. If you want wings and powers, copy and paste this on your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.. Anyone who says nothings imposible has never tried slamming a revolving door Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile. A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question. Silent is golden but duck tape is silver If two wrongs don't make a right, try three If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. if you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. if you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.(its not, my friend can do it!) If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. (plenty of them) Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals, copy and paste this into your profile (it's a waste of a precious life) If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!! If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile. If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile. (so i'm told) If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. (i would try that next time, but i'm a pacifist ... i only think and write about doing that stuff) If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile. If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without spelling rap. If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. (i think that about brittian and america & australia and amercia too) If you have ever yelled out a random food item during class or just randomly, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, Hersheybar66, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars, 101BigDream If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile. (i don't even try and i'm called annoying) If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile! If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. 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If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. 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If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars, 101BigDream,VIoletsong If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, adlex47, StCC, S. Uzumaki, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars, 101BigDream, Violetsong In Remembrance to Severus Snape, In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, In Remembrance to Dobby, In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, In Remembrance to Alastor 'Mad Eye' Moody, In Remembrance to Sirius Black, In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort, In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore, In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, In Remembrance to Hedwig, ~I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with written words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Wolfgrowl, Hawksky, Brambleshadow of WindClan, Iceshadow911247, webcam875, mossshine, xxShadowheartxx, Violetsong IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nianque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage,Echosky Of ForestClan, Lionfire99, xxShadowheartxx, 10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. OnWands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart. If you are a cat lover, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to this list: Mothstar, Winterthaw,Newlife, Lionfire99, xxShadowheartxx,Violetsong A large percent of writers don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” If you’re one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? 'I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away' 'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me' If Joe Jonas (or any Jonas Brother) dies 95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building. If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile. If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile.(Voldemort *My friends gasp then faint*) If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school. You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight." "Penguins!! They steal your sanity one brain cell at a time!!" "What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you." "Go ahead and talk about me behind my back, but I have advice for you. Click your heels together and say: 'I NEED A LIFE!'" "They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -unknown The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS. Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Raineyes, Violetsong ~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are/have ever been currently so angry at someone that you would jump at the chance to kill them, murder them, BUTCHER THEM LIKE THE SWINE THEY ARE, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3,Violetsong If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copt this into your profile. "Now, you two- Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or-" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a tiolet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum." :Fred and George. PS. "Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?" "Yes," Harry said stiffly. "Yes, sir." "There's no need to call me sir, Professor." :Harry. HBP. "Being normal is for freaks. "We're going to throw tomatoes at the president! Tomatoes, and chairs, and chair-y tomatoes!" An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences If you think that the portrayal of Harry and Ginny's relationship in the sixth movie was a complete and utter mess, copy and paste this on to your profile. (or that the relationship was the biggest mistake imaginable) If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile. Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe Friend's will always be like '' well you deserve better'' but best friends will be prank calling him saying '' you will die in seven days'' So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone Education is important, school however, is another matter. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same. I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? 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If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Raineyes,Violetsong If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile. (...PEOPLE STILL DOn'T GET IT!) If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile. Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines Copy this onto your profile if you are a nerd and proud of it Copy this on your profile if you are OBSESSED with The Hunger Games Copy this onto your profile if you are totally and awesomely insane! Copy this onto your profile if you are random. BURRITO!!!!!!!!! Copy this onto your profile if you think texting is kind of stupid If Justin Bieber jumped off the Empire State Building, 93% of girls would kill themselves. If you are part of the 7% that would be there with a bag of popcorn and a video camera screaming "Do a backflip! 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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile. 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. 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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff Eat right, exercise, die anyway. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door. I used to have a life but, that was before video games! Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you. Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise. There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening. The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together. Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Lucky should get a restraining order against those stalker kids, copy this onto your profile. If you know that the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile.call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” If you’re one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile. If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile - nearly every night If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile. If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile. - I didn't realise she did until I looked it up! SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)! If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have NO SOUL!! If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! ... copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy and paste this on your profile if your reading this copy and paste If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you just think that the kids should just give the bunny the Trix, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Lucky should let the kids have the Lucky Charms, copy and paste this into your profile My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile. If YOU are insane, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever had a conversation with yourself while other people were around. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever started yelling random things as loud as possible.(TRAINS!!) If you like chocolate repost this in your profile If you have ever ran into a door , copy and paste this to your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. ╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Bad spellers, UNTIE! Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. 101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?” 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!” 20. Put M&M’s on layaway. 21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!” 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?” 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?” 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.” 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I need some tampons!!” 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?” 41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: “Marco Polo.” 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics. 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture and open the patio ummbrella until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!” 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy” 52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!” 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room. 60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels. 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.” 66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it. 70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!” 71. Hit on the elderly. 72. Hit on 5 year olds. 73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat. 74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray. 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc. 76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture. 77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you. 78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend. 80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”. 81. Start pocketing any and all free samples. 82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You disgust me” Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley-girl-like as you can 83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. 84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc. 85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure. 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away as fast as your can. 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department 90. Put lingerie in the men’s department. 91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around. 92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little attention” Then run away crying. 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized. 94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your hands over your ears, fly your head around and start screaming “NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed. 95. Light a match under a spinkler. 96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get my shot gun”. Then walk away. 97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then walk away. 98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this” 99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. 100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen my mommy?” 101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless. If you like this, post it in your profile. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile: 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA *cough cough!* 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason! I have dibs on DC comics! And Batman's cape cuz like it's AWESOME OAO! During a recent password audit by Microsoft & Google, "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital. These are actual labels on actual products. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. On Mark & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. Liquid Plumber: Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. Windex: Do not spray in eyes. Toilet Plunger: Caution: Do not use near power lines. Dremel Electric Rotary Tool: This product not intended for use as a dental drill. Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets. Bowl Fresh: Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. Endust Duster: This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances. Baby Oil: Keep out of reach of children Little Ones Baby Lotion: Keep away from children Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping. Wet-Nap: Directions: Tear open packet and use. Stridex Foaming Face Wash Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant Bic Lighter Komatsu Floodlight Earplugs Mattress Matches Pepper Spray Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor Fix-a-Flat Rain Gauge RCA Television Remote Control Pine Mountain Fire Logs Triops Fish Food Home Depot Treated Lumber Road Sign Camera Silk Soy Milk Air Conditioner Slush Puppy Cup Nabisco Easy Cheese Hershey's Almond Bar Heinz Ketchup Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists: New Zealand insect spray: Blanket from taiwan: Cardboard windshield sun shade: Infant's bathtub: Bottle of shampoo for dogs Curling Iron: Warning: This product can burn eyes. Hair Dryer Hair Dryer Hand-held Massaging Device A toilet at a public sports facility Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover. Container of Underarm Deodorant. Caution: Do not spray in eyes. Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter. Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks. Toner cartridge for a laser printer Do not eat toner. 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow Not intended for highway use. Can of self-defense pepper spray. Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock" A frisbee A toilet bowl cleaning brush. Do not use orally. A birthday card for a 1 year old. Heated seat cushion Electric Cattle Prod Can of air freshener. For use by trained personnel only. Silly Putty Knife sharpening stone Rat Poison Portable stroller Dashboard of a mail truck Package of dice. Shipment of hammers Manual for an SGI computer. Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers. Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death. 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame Not to be used as a personal flotation device. Box of bottle rockets Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack Remove plastic before eating. Box for a car jack Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert Bus Stop Laundromat triple washer Sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building Box of Pills Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11 Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat. Can of black pepper. Bag of cat biscuits Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants. Car Manual Espresso Kettle T.V. manual Label on a hammer VCR box Instructional video on hooking up VCR included. Toilet brush Black rubber fishing worm Depend Adult Diapers Furniture Wipes Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision. Lawnmower Bottle of bathtub cleaner Container of lighter fluid WARNING: Contents flammable! Box of household nails Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it Direction #1: Remove plastic. Drink bottle label Do not peel label off. Woolite carpet cleaner Box of Frosted Cheerio's The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here." Sterno Container of salt Warning: High in sodium Hose Nozzle ~ VIOLET! |
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