Uh.

I never really know what to say in these kind of things. Um...hello. I'm Rhiannon. You can call me Rhiannon. I write Valduggery oneshots and BBC Sherlock/John oneshots...um...

Oh, yeah.

I'll just copy what I wrote on my tumblr account.

For those of you who don’t know me, hallelujah. I’m tomatoesonstrings, alias Rhiannon, and I am a bit weird.

I have obsessions, most of which are a bit strange but nevertheless are very interesting. What else...

Well, I’m completly and utterly in love with Benedict Cumberbatch. Cos I am. He’s just really sexy. He’s like in Doctor Who when the Master was prime minister and everyone liked him for no reason. Oh, and I love Emilie Autumn. So there's that.

So, Rhiannon-Valduggery lover, Benedict-chaser, Johnlock-adorer, plague-rat.

...What else to write...

Should I explain what a oneshot is in case you guys might not know?

It's basically a short story which isn't really linked to any other stories, unless it say part 1, part 2, part 3, ect.

Now what.

Questions you should be asking (and may be asking):

Tumblr?-

I don't understand your avatar...- Duuur, yeah. It's an odd thing, isn't it? I'll try and give you the break-down of it: The heart on the string represents my love for Emilie Autumn. The heart is made of bone, which is a nod towards Skulduggery. Wrapped around the heart is a blue scarf, that's an obvious one. Attached to the heart with a string is a tomato, because that be me (you can't really see it though, it's been mainly cut out of the picture). Aaaaaand, on the top left, there's a stylised hat on the heart because if you ever see me around, I'll most likely be wearing my black trilby.

What the Hell is with your username-Hey, look, I don't even know. I thought it up when I was 12/13, and it kinda stuck. I don't even like tomatoes.

Who are you???- Ah, who knows? I'm Rhiannon, if anyone's interested. I'm 17 and...um...yup, that's all I got.

Which do you prefer, Skulduggery Pleasant or Sherlock?-DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!!

Are you fans of anything else other than Sherlock and Skulduggery?-Why, yes I am. I'm a fan of Doctor Who, Emilie Autumn, Marina and The Diamonds, The Hunger Games, Professor Layton, Hellsing, and other stuff.

Why didn't you reply to my review?- I'll reply to all the reviews with questions, or suggestions/requests, or stuff like that. I read all the reviews I get with great joy!

Would you ever write rated M stuff?-Yes, yes I will!! Exciting! Now I'm 16, I really, really want to write fun times with Sherlock/John. I'm arguing with myself whether to make Johnlock Oneshots into a rated M, or just stick all the M stuff into a separate story.

Are you taking requests?-I'm always taking requests!

Should I just let you get on with reading my stories now? Good plan.

Word of Warning-

Valduggery Oneshots: The first chapter was done a while ago, so it's pants. The later ones are much better.

Johnlock Oneshots: These oneshots are incredibly slash-tastic. Not all of them are graphic-ish steamy-hot-time, I think I counted about 7 or 8 that were, a lot of it's just fluff. More graphic-ish steamy-hot-times to come (No, that was not an intentional pun.) I have a limit on how smutty I can get before I stop writing, to keep it suitable for rated T. My limit is trousers. (I.E, trousers can't be mentioned in any way, can't be taken off whilst...yup. And all that kind of stuff.) 'Nuff said.

Remnants In England: Please, for the love of everything awesome, DON'T READ THAT STORY. It was the first fanfic I ever wrote, and I must have been around...13? at the time, maybe 14 (I'm taking my A levels now.) and it's god-awful stuff. Don't read it. I'll delete it at some point.

And now I have nothing else to say.