Hello! I am slightly crazy, and have decided to post my nonsensical crazy thoughts in a Ron and Hermione story form! I love the pairing of Ron and Hermione- while I'm at it, I also happen to love crazy, slap-happy sea monkeys named Bernie. Just so you're aware!

I now pose a question to all of you very intelligent people who are taking time out of your reading time to read this bio:
What if... and this is hypothetical, here...what if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?

I love reviews! Be aware! I'd appreciate it if you'd leave some for me, or else I might have to unleash the evil, the dreaded... DOBBY THE EVIL AND SELF-DEMEANING HOUSE-ELF WHO IS ONLY ALLOWED TO SPEAK IN THIRD PERSON FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF ANNOYING THE CRAP OUT OF THE READERS!! Be aware!

From the Banana Flavoured Desk of Pooty the Monkey:

September 19th- The first chapter of my first story! New Experience! It's a momentous, dear diary moment! My story is called "St. Patrick's Day" and was inspired by my favourite song from John Mayer's CD "Room for Squares" Read it. Love it. Review it.
September 30th- The second chapter of my first story! The feedback for the last chapter was awesome! Let's keep it up, guys!
February 20th- OK, so I skipped writing one of these things for a couple chapters. So sue me! Not really! Anyway, new chapter is up, entitled "The Beginnings of Aforementioned Plot". Take a gander at what happens here! REVIEW!!!
March 17th- Guess what day it is... }evil gin{ It's St. Patrick's Day!! To celebrate this beauteous day (and my story! hehe) I have uploaded what is, in my opinion, one of the best plot related chapters in this whole friggin story! It is entitled "Rainy Days and Mondays", although nicknamed "Ye Olde Reviewing Fielde Day", for obvious reasons. So please review, because I need you to!