All in all Bilbo's quite satisfied with his adventure. He's alive, his friends are alive, the dragon and a whole bunch of orcs are fertilizer. It could definitely have ended worse. If only female!Bilbo didn't have it so much better, the lucky cheat.

A state of harmonious domesticity is difficult to achieve. Still, sometimes people just fit together. (Or: Kirei and Gilgamesh in the evil version of happily ever after.)

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Bilbo's wedding was neither as big nor as posh as Frodo had feared, but it was still disquietingly grand. Even the photographers were wearing tuxedos, and that blond one looked especially fine in his. (Modern!AU in which Frodo and Fili meet at Bilbo and Thorin's wedding and hit it off.)

The Fire Lord gets an uninvited midnight visitor. Futurefic. Zuko/Ty Lee

Sokka should know better than to look straight at the sun. Sokka/Piandao

Aang's chief aim in death is to be a constant source of bother for Ichigo. Or so Ichigo thinks. Gen

Hama's thoughts in captivity. Implied Hama/Kanna.

A couple of love letters written for a St. Valentine's challenge. The pairings I was assigned are Zuko/Sokka and Hahn/Chan.

He kisses her back at the end of a date that's half a disaster, half an exercise in absurdity.

Producing more Airbenders is not a problem. At least, it's not Aang's problem.

Ty Lee's new life at the circus is worth fighting for. So is Sokka. AU

Toph doesn't expect the long-term complications of the Avatar's return.