I am:

Absolutely ridiculous

Overly Logical

No longer a female L (That was only physical of course, and not intentional. I dyed my hair, so now I look a bit less like him)

A walking contradiction

A rabid fangirl

List 12 Deathnote Characters:

1. L

2. Midou Shingo

3. Namikawa

4. Ryuk

5. Near

6. BB

7. Light

8. Mello

9. Matsuda

10. Matt

11. Mikami

12. Watari

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
BB and Mikami? I don't think that exists...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
oh yes, ryuk is super sexy... not

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
OH GOD!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine
Yes, but there should be more

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No... that wouldn't make any sense

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Near/Matt or Near/Mikami... well neither, but Near/Matt makes more sense

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
As much as I hate Light, he should never walk in on Midou having sex with Watari

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH no

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
may...be...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Watari Betrays L by comforting Kira?... if anyone wants to write that, be my guest...

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?

Is there such a thing?

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?
Not particularly, but I do

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

Midou, Ryuk, and Near? Ummmm... no

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
MELLO!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
There are so many... I actually already have one... another one though... Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

L/BB/Watari... excessive awesomeness, yaoi, swearing, murder, crazy people... depends on the genre

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA no

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Ten. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Four and finds true love with Six." What title would you give this fic?
L and Matsuda are in a happy relationship until Matsuda suddenly runs off with Matt. L, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mikami and a brief unhappy affair with Watari, then follows the wise advice of Ryuk and finds true love with BB!?!?!?! Um... WTFic would be the title... I kinda want to write this...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Two to de-flower Four?
OH GOD!!!!!

List 12 Hetalia Characters:

1. Spain

2. Russia

3. Germany

4. China

5. Prussia

6. Italy

7. Japan

8. France

9. Austria

10. Canada

11. America

12. England

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Italy/America... Well no, but that might exist... maybe?

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Bahahahaha China... I RUV YAO!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If England got France preggers... Is that even possible?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine
A few... Prustria FTW!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Russia and Italy... Feliciano would just cower in fear then whole time, and Ivan wouldn't get it.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Prussia/Austria or Prussia/Canada... Oh god, don't make me choose!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Kiku walked in on Ivan and Iggy? He'd be very confused, then he'd probably take some pictures for Elizaveta.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic
Germany/Canada... Germany stared at the strange man, wondering who he was and why he was in his house. "Hi, I'm Canada," the man said, and Ludwig was left to wonder, "Who?"

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Spain/France fluff? God, I hope so

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
"I'm an Island, Too." I don't think Kiku would be very good at comforting anyone, especiallly not tsundere Iggy...

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?

I don't... think...so... does that exist?

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?
Actualluy, yes, one of them has a fangirl crush on Alfred.

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

Russia/China/Prussia? What would that be? Yao and Ivan make out while Gilbert watches... Scaaaaaaaaary!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
MAPLE!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Shut Up and Sleep With Me

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Spain/Italy/England... what genre is this fic, exactly, because that's a very odd group...

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA "Heyyyy sexy, let's..." I don't even know how to continue from there... Why is Canada trying to pick up Ivan?

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Ten. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Four and finds true love with Six." What title would you give this fic?

"Spain and Austria are in a happy relationship until Austria suddenly runs off with Canada. Spain, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with America and a brief unhappy affair with England, then follows the wise advice of China and finds true love with Italy!?!?!?! Um... I just don't know, but I think someone needs to write this.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Two to de-flower Four?
Russia: Be come one with Mother Russia, Дa?

China: *Giggle* Okay...

List 12 Hetalia Characters:

1. Sweden

2. England

3. Finland

4. Sealand

5. Russia

6. Lithuania

7. China

8. Belarus

9. Poland

10. Ukraine

11. Canada

12. America

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Lithuania and Canada, eh? That sounds... really cracktastic.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Cause Sealand is just such a sexy beast... no

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
America get Belarus pregnant? Ummm... I think she would kill him first. I wonder how Russia would react?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine
Not many where she's the main character, but a few where she has a part.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
England and Lithuania. Probably not.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Russia/Poland? Or Russia/Ukraine? Well, Ukraine is his sister, so... Umm, Russia/Poland sounds scary and confusing.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If China walked in on America and England? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I don't even know what would happen, I think his mind would break.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic
Finland/Ukraine. I just can't do that.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Sweden/Belarus fluff? I don't think that's possible, but I'll give a one-shot to anyone who tries to write some.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
"I'm Sorry You Owe Me So Much Money"... Yeah, that's the best I've got, sorry.

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?
Nobody reads that.

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?
No, but I do!! CANADA FOR THE WIN, EH?!

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five?
England/Sealand/RUSSIA? WTF?

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT UKRAINE, OR WHAT SHE WOULD SCREAM AT ANY MOMENT AT ALL!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Stalker by Sidney York... It's so perfect for her.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sweden/Lithuania/America... Warning, excessive crack to be found inside

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
I don't even know. "Hi England, my breasts are so large that Latvia can hear them from outside my house."? No, just no.

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Ten. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Four and finds true love with Six." What title would you give this fic?

"Sweden and Poland are in a happy relationship until Poland suddenly runs off with Ukraine. Sweden, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Canada and a brief unhappy affair with America, then follows the wise advice of Sealand and finds true love with Lithuania!?!?!?! WHAT?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Two to de-flower Four?
WHY??????????? England you perv, why are you trying to de-flower Sealand? Pedophile! You British jerk of jerks!

My computer doesn't recognize Sealand as a country. It keeps telling me I'm spelling something wrong.

My Animes/Mangas:

DEATH NOTE!!

Hetalia

Fruits Basket

Dengeki Daisy

Gentleman's Alliance Cross

Lucky Star

Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji)

Sekirei

Mamotte Lollipop

Maximum Ride

Cactus Secret

Blood+

Fullmetal Alchemist

Peach Girl

Ouran High School Host Club

There's probably more, but I can't remember them all... I read more shojo than I'd like to admit

Favorite Fanfic Genres

Comedy... always

Romance is lovely, but only when I can stand the parings

AU is fine if done right

Crack can be either epic or fail, but never inbetween

Drama/tragedy/angst/hurt/comfort/etc. is great as long as it's written REALLY WELL (but honestly, I just love to laugh)

OC ARE NEVER OK! (yes, I understand I have and OC story, but that was abandoned a long time ago, as I have developed at hatred of OCs)

hmm... how much more about me do I really want you internet strangers to know?