Name: ... Seriously it's on my birth certificate...(Recieves skeptical looks)... What? Doesn't anyone believe me?!?

Age: (Whistles tunelessly and ignores the question).

Email: (In-case anyone gets particularly bored and wants to and just say hi or whatever... go ahead- No flames plz, lol) Timelessdemon@ ...or private message if you want a 'much' sooner reply...

Likes: Anime, cartoons, Tim Burton movies, climbing high stuff, rock and japanese music, people who 'don't' get creeped out by me, rainy days.

Dislikes: People who are purposefully unkind to others, subtle hints (just say it!).

Important (yet slightly idiotic messages):

Please don't eat the yellow monkeys... they're bad for your health.

When the brown rocks turn green and the orange dog breaths out new light, give thanks to those who despised you, for they are the ones who will never truly be free.

Clouds with silver linings may not be all which they appear, the silver may only be skin deep, when you get too close it may disappear, but by then you could well be stuck and there you could stay realizing only then that the lining of silver outside may contradict with what it may be wishing to hide.

Lime green frogs smoking lime green cigars, while perky pink penguins go to perky pink bars. Seven yellow lemmings look up to a yellow sky not realizing a yellow fox is passing by, purple rats go ahead and prowl the streets searching for something tender to eat, with all this going on, not a dry eye in the house the purple rat takes a chance and eats the lime green frog instead...Still reading this?... Was it truly worth it? Or should you have just stayed in bed?

Hobbies: Writing stories, drawing, climbing stuff, staying up late, listening to music, (trying) to play music.

Fav book: Kerosene

Fav series: Being human (evil Aidan Turner gave up being a vampire to become a hobbit!), heroes, simpsons, futurama, feather boy-(gotta like how kinda true to life that series is).

Fav songs/ singers: Voltaire, Lemon demon, hate me today, Iris, smile, adele, dr demento, linkin park, weird al.

About Timelessdemon:

I rarely get enough sleep.

I enjoy dressing gothically even though it can get me in trouble.

If I was homophobic I'd be a hypocrite.

I'm not very good with mushiness or people crying- so please don't cry! Lol.

I'm VERY bored...

Story statuses:

Eli's gonna get you!: ...Unsure... If anyone wants this story to continue, review and say so, otherwise... this story's probably gonna end up as a discontinued status(so go on... review and save this story's life! ...Lol!).

Halloween: Might have second chapter made for next halloween.

Happy new years kinda: Might have second chapter made for next new year's eve.

Murderer: Will be continued later this year.

New enemies old friends: (I hate that title, lol) chapter still needs filling out but will definetly be continued as it's second fav to schizophrenia

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Planned to be by mid August... ARGH! Missed that date by miles!!! Er... (glances around at angry readers, wielding clubs and guns) ...Heh... I meant mid August 2012...? Ow! Ok... Ok! Febuary 2012! No! Not the face! ...ARGHHHHHH!!! (Gets mobbed by the angry readers).

Unspoken: 3rd chapter planned out but isn't quite ready yet...

Watching: Discontinued.