Goodness, goodness gravy

What has become of this world, when the passionate art of smut has become almost nonexistent?

And so to correct this travesty upon this world, I present...

Me!

The stories I've read so far that claim to contain "smut" are... unsatisfying.

And our beloved site has even restricted the searching of the term!

Tsk. An unbearable shame, to be sure.

And so, it is my personal mission to scar and entertain my readers with the most graphic smut ever found in this site!

Of course, that doesn't mean I won't write normal stories.

After all, I'm not a complete psycho.

So look no further, fellow perverts and philanderers!

There is no need to wander any longer

(Ha, see what I did there?)

Bear in mind that I will try my very best to update!

And please, your flames will only serve to intensify the heat of my good, ol' fashioned smut.

P.S.: Looking for smut that isn't made by little ol' meh? Check out my favorited stories for more smutty goodness! These authors are GUARANTEED to satisfy your reading needs. If you choose to review their stories, tell them I said hi, will ya?

You probably won't, though.

Jerks.

Lots of love and lolsauce

To Wander