TheBalloonTurtlehide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, and Glee. Oh wow, that Bio was so old. Last updated 12-07-2010?! Half of that crap doesn't even APPLY to me any more!! Time to start afresh! HIYA! I'm Ash, I'm currently 18 and enjoying my very first "Yay-I-Never-Have-To-Go-Back-To-School-Again" summer before I start college. Or at least, I'm trying to because weather here is a bit... not nice. It's an uncomfortable clammy grey cloudy sky that is pressing down and suffocating us all - not really but you get my drift - and it's raining. Heavily. And constantly. In the height of summer. There are lots of things I like, and I would write them down here but that would take a while. Just know I love Klaine, because they have a slowly grown friendship that developed into a relationship and they are just so adorable. I would like to write one day and actually have a book on a shelf and I hope that happens but for now I'm here and I'm writing fanfiction in the mean time. Send me messages, send me reviews and if you want, visit me on Tumblr too! (Hey look! I made a rhyme!) I'm MyUnimportantRamblings there. :) And for all the people who were around before I started back here this summer, I still like all the old things I did, I've just grown a bigger heart to make more love for more things. :) |
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Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4145 - Favs: 5,958 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Oddballs by CalebKing reviews
100 drabbles about Kyouya and Haruhi, from the challenge at 100 Situations. Under renovation right now; expect a few new chapters when the construction is done.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 106 - Words: 87,321 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
Husbandly Duties by anxioussquirrel reviews
Kurt and Blaine have never had sex. They haven't even discussed having sex. They have been best friends for the last two years. Now they're suddenly getting married and it turns out they have very different expectations about intimacy. Dystopia AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,783 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Our Place in the World by khal-blaine reviews
* Sequel to "Made for Each Other" * - The experiences of Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel, a newly bonded Dom/sub pair, as they struggle to adapt to their roles, keep their promises to each other, and find their place in the world. Klaine AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 171,055 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7854 - Favs: 8,483 - Follows: 7,855 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Goodnight by Keitorin Asthore reviews
AU. The last thing Burt Hummel wanted was a foster kid, especially one as skittish as Kurt. But when he finds out that Kurt has been viciously abused, it changes the game. Maybe he needs this kid as much as the kid needs him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,753 - Reviews: 2370 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H.
Platonic by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. COMPLETE. The story of how Kurt and Blaine grew apart, grew up and found happiness, before finding each other again.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,099 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
No Curtain Call by The Barista reviews
Blaine Anderson is a notorious thief that got caught after stealing 100 million dollars worth of uncut diamonds. This is his story. Klaine diamond heist AU. Has a happy ending.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,337 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Consume Me Like A Fire by ATruthSoLoud reviews
Blaine always gets what he wants – and he wants Kurt. Kurt agrees to give himself to Blaine in exchange for his father receiving the medical treatment he needs. In Blaine's eyes, they're boyfriends, but Kurt sees himself as a sex slave. Mob!Blaine AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,372 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Lost and Found by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt finds the camera on the subway one morning, surprised to see photos of a handsome man holding a white board with words on it.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Complete
Perfect by hanabananana reviews
AU-Kurt is a Genetically Engineered and Modified Life Form. He was created artificially by scientists and is used as a guinea pig for their research in genes and gene technology; their aim being to create the perfect set of genes to auction off to the world. Kurt is their first prototype, his only responsibility to be as close to perfection as possible. Until he meets Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,364 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sparks Might Fly by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
*COMPLETE* When single father Kurt Hummel needs to find a nanny for his baby girl, he puts an advert out and meets Blaine Anderson, a young man who needs a job and is amazing with Kurt's daughter. Kurt hires him and, could it be? nanny!Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,659 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sideways by CrissColferL0ve reviews
Blaine is the most popular kid at school, he's also a bully. Kurt is the new kid and the victim of the football team, but bullying somebody doesn't necessarily mean you won't end up liking them, even if you try your best not to. Rated M for later
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 203,900 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Beautiful Mistake by scarlettfire reviews
Kurt must learn to adapt to a whole new set of rules when the unexpected occurs. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,866 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
New Favorite Memory by Soaring Keys reviews
"Don't move." He commanded as he stood up and briskly walked towards her, a purposeful expression plastered on his face. She stood still, her skin flushed as she continued to worry her lip. SONG-FIC/ONE-SHOT.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2011 - [Haruhi F., Kyōya O.] - Complete
Crystal Clear by maple the wacky tree reviews
"What does Tamaki have that I lack?" Kyouya asked quietly. He didn't expect Haruhi to answer. Actually, he really didn't even mean to say that out loud. It just sort of escaped his lips before he could really think, something he tried to avoid doing.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,820 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Adjustments by maple the wacky tree reviews
A kyouXharu drabble. With pregnancy comes certain "adjustments" you have to face. "Kyouya, we've been through this already. I don't need maternity clothes. See, commoners have this magical device called stretchy sweat pants . . ."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
I See A Rainbow by LinedWithCharcoal reviews
She wanted to keep his gaze. But she couldn't, and neither knew why. It left them both sleepless at night, both left wanting more. Was it just the gaze? Or something else?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Featherlight by Reverse Lucky Girl reviews
A typical afternoon of work turns into a tickle fight. And things. Kyouya/Haruhi, half-fluff and half-pervy. Originally written for ouran kink meme on IJ.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Manipulation by Souzousei reviews
Kyouya's eyes were the color of a thunderstorm. / One-shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Apathy by Hatsumomoji reviews
Kyoya puts aside his attempts to appear indifferent to confess his very, very difficult feelings to a seemingly unaware recipient. KyoxHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
When There's Nothing to Gain by Twilight-Songstress reviews
It seems the Shadow King has a bit of a fascination with one Haruhi Fujioka, but do the merits of making a move out-weigh the price he'd have to pay? One-shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Something in Between by yaba reviews
"You know me so well," she replies sarcastically, nearly choking on the coffee when he leans closer to her, impish grin in place. "Now I know you even better." After an unexpected turn of events, Jane and Lisbon come to an understanding. Post 2.15.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Fire Breathes by angel-death-dealer reviews
Red John's back, his victim a 17 year old girl, but when Lisbon begs Jane not to kill him she'll end up revealing a secret she never intended to share. Can Jane figure out his riddle, and does he have the heart to actually kill him? Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,115 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Entwined by yaba reviews
The four times Lisbon tells Jane what she wants and the one time she tells him what she needs. Written for lil smiles as part of the Secret Santa Challenge.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Sweet Merit by Souzousei reviews
"You heard me." Kyouya smirked with just a small twitch of his lips. "Your debt is paid off." / Drabbley One-shot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Footprints Dressed In Red by yaba reviews
Ten snapshots, ten instances, ten different pathways leading to one destination. It always ends the same, with them together. Entry into the IPOD Fic Challenge. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Flirting by sapofbks2008 reviews
Kyoya tries to take all of Haruhi's money and the others enjoy the show.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
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The X Effect reviews
Kurt Hummel's life is a mess of slushies and locker slams until he discovers that he is something that will change his life forever. Kurt enrols in the School for Mutants, happy to find a sanctuary and even happier to find a friend in the dashing Blaine Anderson, resident mutant heartthrob. Klaine X-Men AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,883 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Only Ever For You reviews
It's been two years since the virus took over, leaving it's victims with a fate worse than death. As the zombies rampage the city, Kurt and Blaine have to leave their home in an attempt to make it to the survivor camps on the outskirts but with the infection raging is there any hope they will make it there healthy? Or make it there at all?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,336 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sleep Happy reviews
Those drowsy thoughts during waking that Kurt can only describe as being sleep happy. drabble
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blaine's Beginning reviews
Because even Mr. Confident had a rough past.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Blaine A. - Complete
The 35 Things I Hate About Kyoya Ootori reviews
On which Haruhi goes on a rant in the attemps to reduce her debt, only to have the outcome a little...different to what she had expected. ; T for safety KyoyaXHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Married Life Of Kyoya Ootori reviews
Because even Kyoya falls in love. *Note: This story was originally a one-shot called 'Approval' but it's now a mini-series containing little excerpts from Kyoya's life being married.* C:
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Kyōya O. - Complete
A Rose and a Cherry Blossom reviews
Because even the smallest of changes can be such a sweet guesture. TamakixHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
