Name: BlueTune(It could be my real name but it’s not)

Age: A number

Residence: Alfred (somewhere on his head)

School: High school

I like: writing, reading, anime/manga, music, movies, drawing, history, and anything funny

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this. Oh…wait…)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(We don't get fake fake bacon. We get real fake bacon.)

At Funplex:
Paintless Paintball
(So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place:
Adult Movies
(Real smart)

In a Parking Lot:
Do not park in the parking lot.
(That's okay, the streets are empty.)

FAVORITE QUOTES(I love quotes)

"We're not lost. We're locationally challenged." -John M. Ford

"The best armor is to keep out of range." -Italian Proverb

"The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing." -Henry S. Haskins

"Americans never quit." -General Douglas MacArthur

"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway." -Elbert Hubbard

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction." -Douglas MacArthur

"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue." -Anon

"Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and Me." -Anon

"When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong or absolutely right." -Albert Guinon

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." -Albert Einstein

"I was begining to wonder if you even got my message" "We retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you requested, Master. Then we decided to come rescue you" (looks up at chains) "Good job!" Obi-Wan and Anakin - Star Wars Episode ll

"Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!" "Apparantly not" Obi-Wan and Anakin - Star Wars Episode lll

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan

“Et tu, Brute.” –William Shakespeare

“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” –Katherine Hepburn

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” –Mark Twain

“It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” –Mark Twain

“Kindness is a language which the death can hear, and the blind can read.” –Mark Twain

“Sacred cows make the best hamburger.” –Mark Twain

“There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.” –Mark Twain

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.” –Mark Twain

“The word impossible is not in my dictionary.” –Napoleon Bonaparte

“Never fight an inanimate object.” -P.J. O’Rourke

“Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly…stupid.” –Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean -The Curse of the Black Pearl

“When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.” –Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl

“You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?” –Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl

“When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.” –Sherlock Holmes

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that don’t work.” –Thomas Alva Edison

“What if this weren’t a hypothetical question” –Unknown

“Do or do not, there is no try.” –Yoda

“It was chocolate.” –My history teacher after being pied.

“I hate rats! Lock me in a room with an alligator or lion I’ll be fine but a rat…No Way!” -My history teacher

“Did you read the email you sent me? At all, because this is…this is…?” “That is why I’m not an English teacher.” “Clearly.” –A conversation between my English teacher and my History teacher.

“Squirrels are evil!” –My 7th grade history teacher.

“I’m going to start an army and conquer the world. I’ll start with Russia.” “Dude, don’t start with Russia that’s too hard. Work your way up. Start with Canada.” “Fine I’ll start with Canada.” –Two of my friends during lunch.

“Hey, it’s raining……let’s go stand in the rain!” –Steven during lunch.

“Am…am I going to die?” –Steven after eating my friend’s project.

““How long does getting thin take?” Pooh asked anxiously.” –A.A. Milne

“Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them” –Abraham Lincoln

“It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.” –Aesop

“What a splendid head, yet no brain.” –Aesop

“Never lend books - nobody ever returns them; the only book I have in my library are those which people have lent me.” –Anatole France

“People with no faults are terrible; there is no way to take advantage of them” –Anatole France

“Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.” –Benjamin Franklin

“There is nothing to fear but fear itself.” -Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?” –George Carlin

“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.” –Groucho Marx

“If you don’t know where you are going, any road will take you there.” –Lewis Carroll

“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.” –Mark Twain

“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” –Mark Twain

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” –Mark Twain

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” –Mark Twain

“Get you facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.” –Mark Twain

“I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved it.” –Mark Twain

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.” –Mark Twain

“If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.” –Mark Twain

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” –Mark Twain

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Napoleon Bonaparte

“Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.” –Oscar Wilde

“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.” -Theodore Roosevelt

“A person usually has two reasons for doing something: a good reason and the real reason.” –Thomas Carlyle

“Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.” –Unknown

“He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front.” –Unknown

“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried.” –Unknown

“Never judge someone till you’ve walked a mile in their shoes, cause then you’re a mile away and you’ve got their shoes.” –Unknown

“It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.” -Unknown

“You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.” –Unknown

"What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?"–Unknown

"Am I Catholic? Or Protestant? Oh, God, I don't know..." -England

"I'm the HERO!" -America

"I'm Canada." -Canada (lol obviously)

"Dwop dead, Engwand!" -Chibi America

"Ooh boy! Drop dead, England!" -Teen America

"Drop dead, England!" -Current America

"Accursed doorknob! How dare you keep me away from my brother?!" -Belarus

"Become one with me, Russia!" -Belarus

"Become one with Russia, da?" -Russia

"David Everhard? That's already a predestined career path." - Todd Haberkorn (Italy's dub voice actor)

"You can't spell AmERICa without Eric!" - Eric Vale (America's dub voice actor)

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[ ]You're a good artist. (I’m getting better)
[x]You can be clumsy at times.
[ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.
(2/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog.
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[ ]You work very hard.
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[x]You've had issues with money once or twice .
(2/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature
[x]You think everything over before saying it.
[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[x]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ]You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people .
(7/9?)...(I think I'm missing one.)

I'm like Japan! :D

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers. (Of Course!)
[x]You think you're awesome.
[ ]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[x]You know aliens exist.
[x]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. (Winter is cold)
[x]You wear glasses. (and they look like Texas! XD)
(7/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[ ]You like tea.
[ ]You were quite tough as a kid.
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical. (once you get to know me I am)
[ ]Your cooking is awful.
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ]You're good at embroidery.
(4/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense. (Pfffft. Yeah right. XD)
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[ ]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts. (I wanna go to Europe because of this. ;,;)
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
(2/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[x]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (Between shy and intelligent to hyper, loud and spazzy)
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[x]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[ ]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[ ]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose.
[ ]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
(3/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature.
[x]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ]You work hard.
[ ]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets .
(4/10)

I'm most like America

And now for some other country people!!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised.
[x]You're polite. (At school and/or around strangers)
[ ]You love classical music. (
[x]You like cake.
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[ ]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ]You've composed music before.
[x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (morons, idiots, etc. take your pick)
[x]You wear glasses .
(6/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people. (In class cause I’m so quiet)
[x]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[x]You love polar bears.
[x]You hate fighting.
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[x]You feel under-appreciated.
[ ]You're bilingual.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(5/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[ ]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[ ]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[ ]You like hot weather.
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[x]You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
(2/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth.
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[ ]You used to be a very tough kid.
[x]You're very reliable.
[ ]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[ ]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[ ]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(4/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.
[ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[x]You're very serious.
[ ]You have a lot of patience.
[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[x]You're not very confident.
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[x]People tend to walk all over you.
[x]You're a born worrier.
(5/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[x]You're very wary of strangers.
[x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[ ]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[ ]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
(4/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[x]You're quite mean-spirited. (Depends on who it is)
[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[ ]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[ ]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(4/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you.
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[x]You're very responsible.
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot. (So true)
[ ]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[x]Somehow, you like bananas.
[ ]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
(6/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[ ]You like to order people around.
[x]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot. (When nobody's around)
[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[x]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell. (Damn straight I am.)
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.
[ ]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.
(7/10)

I'm most like Romano? O_O

SKIP THIS IF YOU DON'T LIKE OC'S...

State Oc's (I'm going to have all of them up eventually but till then here are some)

Delaware: James Kirkland Jones

Description: He tries to act mature and as the leader because he is the first state. Has never called Alfred dad (there is a reason for this that very, very few know.) His eyebrows are thicker than the rest and are similar to England’s. (Reason will be revealed later) Can be very childish and hold Pedi grudges. Him and Pennsylvania are good friends and understand each other very well. He enjoys hanging with Pennsylvania and Virginia.

Completed work:

A Day I'll Never Forget

Stories on Hold:

The Pursuit of Happiness

Hetalia: A New Broadway Musical? (Might just take this one down...)

CURRENT STORY UPDATES

Family of Fifty - Hetalia – America + states – Humor/Family - Multiple Chapters -
Summary: Take Fifty teens who constantly get into fights with one another. Force them to spend an entire week together and watch the explosion. Not to mention poor Al is stuck in the middle of it all.

Chapter 1 - Email - COMPLETE
Chapter 2 – Start Packing - COMPLETE
Chapter 3 - Replies - COMPLETE
Chapter 4 – You’re Early - COMPLETE
Chapter 5 - From Delaware to California - COMPLETE
Chapter 6 - North to South - COMPLETE
Chapter 7 - Sleeping states and Awesome New York – COMPLETE Chapter 8 – Password - COMPLETE
Chapter 9 –The Past - COMPLETE
Chapter 10 – Meeting - COMPLETE
Chapter 11 –Morning - COMPLETE
Chapter 12 – Let the Games Begin – Working On
Chapter 13 – Mystery Meetings in the Drunken 50’s – Working On

Next chapter will be up soon. (My main goal is to finish this)

Founding Fathers (Fathers day fic)

Future stories:

Magic Mishap

Heroic Deeds

AN: I'm not sure about these:

S.O.S.-SAVE OUR STATES (Sequal to Founding Fathers.)

Welcome to Congress (The states being serious and political. AN: Name may change)

My update schedule: I'm having computer problems so I'll update when I can.

I'm on fictionpress now, under the same name if you want to read some of my original work.