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Joined 06-29-10, id: 2425843, Profile Updated: 12-09-12
Author has written 3 stories for Junjō Romantica, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Um...Hello, everyone! My name is Jack, and yes, I am a sweet innocent gay boy(which is a total lie, that's what my boyfriend likes to think), So anywho, I'm good with writing, and semi-good with people. So... basically I'm not so good with getting to know everyone real fast, since none of my friends write fanfiction... well, one does, but she doesn't haven't an account. Back to the other thing I was talking 'bout... Uh, Mmm...

About me:

My writing includes ideas I get from everyday life, and just things I like. I'm fairly certain at least one of my fanfictions wil be about vampires, and another about pirates, or I'll mix them together in one fanfiction. I'm totally obsessed with both. Oh, and I just happened to rediscover One Piece, which is hilarious, and now I'm obsessed with pirates more than vampires. But the other day I was looking at my old Word documents cuz I've got like thousands since I've been writing since the fifth grade, and found one about Dracula. Oh, and I love aliens... I tell my friends I'm married to one, cuz my boyfriend is such a science genius that he's not from this planet. (Technically we can't get married in this state, but we're waiting and plus I'm only sixteen and he's like half a year younger than me). But seriously, he's not from Earth. I checked.

Anywho, I'm ranting. I usually do this when I'm bored and no one's listening. Yeah, I talk to myself a lot. Sometimes I scream, and that gets their attention. I have a tendency to overreacte, and not care what people think. I can be a bitch sometimes, and I also make straight question their straightness(or so I've been told). But the guy was an ass, so I didn't hit on him anymore. I'm in highschool, in the top 50 of my class(its not a great accomplishment) but my class has like 208 people in it. I spell things wrong, especially in the summer, but sometimes the computer tells me that its wrong, and other times the computer is wrong.

Things other than manga that I like:

Songs from the 90s, and country music. That's right. Country. Today's stuff isn't all bad. I love Adam Levine, the singer from Maroon 5. If I could have sex with any celebrity, it would be him. And he's not even ginger! I like my friends. some are gay, like me, but most are straight cuz they're girls. I have one straight guy friend, besides the ones I'm trying to convert. He's so cool about my gay thing too. We've been best friends since kindergarten, and he told me he always knew I would like guys more than girls one day. Oh, I love cops shows. Especially Criminal Minds, I think the smart guy is damn sexy. I have always liked really, smart, nerdy guys. My boyfriend is one of them, but he's not a manga nerd, he's a science nerd from Mars. But he's a Ginger.

Things I can't resist:

Kittens, chocolate, Gingers, blue eyes, muscles, the jocks in the locker room, stubble, manga characters who are all sexy and smoke, writing anything down, counting, sorting, making lists(I'm slightly OCD like that), ticklingI love being tickled, offers for sex I find it hard to resist anyone when I'm single, I want everybody out there

Age: 20

My interests inculde: writing, boys, my current boyfriend, baseball cuz I'm really good at it, soccer cuz I hate American Football, and finding a publisher that will read a 16 year-olds letter and manuscript, being the best damn drummer in the band cuz the srtaight boys love me.

My current fandoms(is that what girls call them?) Junjou Romantica, Hetalia, Soul Eater, South Park, and Cirque Du Freak... But I'll read anything that has two dudes having sex in it.

What started me on yaoi: My older sister; isn't she a good influence? Also a kids cartoon called Teen Titans, cuz I was attracted to Beast Boy. He was hot to fourth grade gay boy.

First yaoi ever watched: Gravitation by Maki Murakami

Favorite yaoi ever: FAKE by Sanami Matoh

Current Favorite Characters: England, or UK, from Hetalia, cuz God is he sexy in a pirate's outfit. Nowaki from Junjou Romantica, cuz I love a man who acts so sweet and innocent and then turns into one sexy seme. Larten Crepsley from Cirque Du Freak, cuz who can resist a red haired vampire with a shota-boy sidekick? I know I can't. And Stein from Soul Eater, just cuz I love creepy dudes... And I'm a big pervert for men with scars and stitches. Oh, and Dee from FAKE, cuz he's so friggin' funny and cute. I love him. Stan Marsh from South Park, cuz he's just the average Joe.

Position: Technically, I'm Uke cuz I love being punished, but I'm not over-emotional like Dramatic Ukes. But if I wanted to dominate my boyfriend, cuz I totally could, I would consider being the one doing the "loving," so to speak. But I'd much rather be "loved."

Sign: Scorpio.

Siblings: Two older sisters and one younger. Only one is interested in yaoi.

Favorite color: Green

Favorite Holiday: Halloween

Favorite Movie: Friday the 13th... the original one where Kevin Bacon is killed, and Jason's mother is the killer. But Jason's pretty hot too in his sexy hockey mask...I'm a perv, I know.

That's pretty much it. If you'd like to know more, just message me and I will get back to you... and stuff... Ok. Bye!

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Thank you, Master by SasuNaruAngel reviews
"What did your Master order you to do?" Alfred loosened the tie around his neck and hung his jacket and tie over the back of a chair. "Stay in here." Arthur gulped, his trembling hands balling into fists. "That's right." Alfred stood in front of Arthur with his arms crossed. "Did you obey my order?" "N-no, Master…" Arthur looked down.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Of Fangs and Folly by Absolutely Unsure reviews
AxS drabbles ranging from humor, romance, to even angst - #14 Wolfish Tendencies : Summary: Where Ashitaka and San act like puppies.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Just like the Wind by Lettuce Butts reviews
England is left with hormonal thoughts...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Perplexing Incident by Alexia Featherchild reviews
Miyagi has a little phone conversation with Shinobu which results in an unbearable to get through day for Miyagi while Shinobu waits for him at home. [ONE-SHOT]
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2011 - [Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T.] - Complete
Yes, Sir by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi A/U : Ichigo was a poor college student and did something decidedly stupid, but being shoved up against a patrol car, handcuffed, and then bent over the hood was not what Ichigo had expected... Warnings inside!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,272 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Christmas Troubles by CheyanneChika reviews
Misaki bumps into Ijuuin after making a mistake and missing a date with Usagi-san. Misaki/Ijuuin lemon. Pure and total crack fic, please enjoy or ridicule. Oneshot. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Misaki T., Ijuuin K. - Complete
Yeah, This City Does That To Ya by Saya-Sama reviews
Arthur reaaaaally likes Alfred's Boston accent. A lot. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Menthol by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
Scotland smokes. Like, all the time. England is not pleased. Scot/Eng PWP, full version relocated to tumblr sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Scotland, England/Britain - Complete
Finger Me, Please? by Morticia1990 reviews
From the kink meme- this is a reposting, but basically Australia decides to give his mother country, England, some proper loving... while annoying him, of course. Who can resist? SMUT contains SMUT! Yaoi, AustraliaXEngland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Australia, England/Britain - Complete
One Mistake One Time by DistanceInEcho reviews
After a heated, jealous argument - Akihiko makes a huge mistake, which could cost him his relationship with Misaki. One-Shot. LEMON at the end.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,348 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Schizophrenia by hairspray.and.dog.tags reviews
Just a little English selfcest for Arthur fans BEWARE: personified countries country? , human names, blasts from the past, and mindfucking with England :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
s h o w t i m e by KillerSockz reviews
America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Not If You Like It by xDemonKit reviews
Because everyone knows that England likes being dominated. -yaoi, lemon scented, RussiaxEngland/IvanxArthur-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Russia, England/Britain - Complete
Wursts and Handcuffs by padfootalltheway reviews
It's the wurst situation you can think of, booze and handcuffs...... or is it? Germany Ludwig x UK Arthur RATING: VERY MATURE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Germany, England/Britain - Complete
Keeping Watch by serty reviews
The JL have asked Robin and Beast Boy on a mission. While they're being bored out of their skulls they find some ways to keep entertained.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
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British Fondue reviews
Short bit on England and France's early relationship. No history. Sex. A bit of drama... Please enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Horror reviews
AH! The horror of completely random short stories!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,788 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
The Drugs reviews
American scientists have created a drug that gives men the ability to concieve and give birth to children. Takes place in the future, when all the Ukes have kids;
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,314 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete