Drabbles and drabbles~

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You know you live in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice that there was no number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

99.8 percent of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than Naruto put this on your bio. (KHR, DRRR, and Gundam 00 [Could name a lot more...])

Did you know?
Those plastic things on the end of your shoelace are called aglets.
That its technicly illegal for your school to put up a Christmas Tree.
That William Shakespeare added over 1,000 words to the English Language.
Every continent has a city called Rome.
A Superman can be found in every episode of Seinfeld.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue.
Men are struck by lightning four times more often than women.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Hiccups last 5 minutes on average.
A cat can be either right-pawed or left-pawed.
All kittens are born with blue eyes.
The dot over the letter "I" is called a tittle.
Tongue prints are unique to every person.
Mickey Mouse received 800,000 fan letters in 1933.
John Cage composed a piece that is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence.
The banana slug is the mascot of UC Santa Cruz in California.
African elephants only have four teeth available to chew their food.
The 14 deadliest snakes can all be found in Australia. (No wonder England used to send people there as a punishment)
Melba toast is named after Australian opera singer Dame Nellie Melba.
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
North Dakota is the only state in the US that has never had an earthquake.
Walt Disney's family dog was named Lady. She was a poodle.
The band U2 was originally called Feedback.
Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale.

Thank you, captain obvious.
No duh, Sherlock.
Danger: Mouth operates faster then the brain.
Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi.
I tried to be normal...IT SUCKED.
PLEASE: Do not throw your cigarrettes on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.
Schadenfreude: happiness at the misfortune of others...Oh common, you know you do it to.
Sugar + me = CHAOS
Remember your priorities: When the house burns down SAVE MY BOOKS!
Don't worry about the world ending today when it's already tomorrow in Austrailia.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good idea's.
WARNING: I'm not a morning person.
I do visit reality, althought it's only on a tourist visa
I used to have a handle on life; then it broke
Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is
It's music, not noise.

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If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile

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