TheNewMissNoOnehide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Glee, Sonny with a Chance, and Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak. My name is Mary Garcia. I'm a desperate 14-year-old from the Philippines. I love reading and writing. I mostly feel like an outcast amongst my peers because of how passionate I get with all the art I surround myself with. I cry over the tiniest moment of a couple I ship and talk non stop about my obsessions regardless of who I am saying them to. I'm weird. I love zombies and sometimes think of myself as a ninja. Oh well, I hope you enjoy my stories! I appreciate the fact that you put up with all the things I write even though it seems as if I was on crack when I wrote them. I love making new friends. Especially ones from fan fic since we share the same interests. :) You can add me on Facebook (c'mon, who doesn't like more friends?) Facebook: facebook.com/headsintheclouds (If you will add me, make sure to include a message saying you're from Fanfiction.net cause I don't add strange pedos) OR... You can follow my Tumblr account! :D THANK YOU! |
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I've Only Got Forever And Forever Is Fine by rayychel infinity reviews
"'It's more than okay,' he whispers, sliding his hand down to trace a thumb over Kurt's bottom lip, watching blue-gray eyes flutter shut and pink lips part slightly in a quiet gasp." Kurt and Blaine's first time really, truly making out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Perfect by foreternityblue reviews
Kurt Hummel hates his monotonic, boring life just as much as close-minded people. Nothing ever changes, until one day when he decides to pull into that coffee shop. One person, Blaine Anderson, makes his days a little more bearable. Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,008 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Red Vines and Chewing Gum by mental dance party reviews
The story of Kurt and Blaine using six A Very Potter Musical/Sequel references. Rated T because Kurt is a pottymouth and for implied Klaine sexytimes. Bonus fic added. And it's gonna be totally awesome.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Without Words by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Life is hard for Kurt after he returns to McKinley. He gives up on speaking, but nobody seems to notice. Will a date with Blaine let him speak his mind? Angsty. Karofrontation.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sam Evans vs The Universe by Howling1 reviews
Based off of "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World". In order to date Kurt, Sam must first defeat the League of Evil Exes. Considering Kurt has never had a boyfriend, Sam finds this more than a little confusing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,427 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
No Ones Laughin by mogget861 reviews
Rose Weasley is left practically alone with her best friend Scorpius during break. Unfortunately she can't seem to keep new found feelings at bay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Chad Dylan Cooper's Q and A Blog by WhimsicalWonderland reviews
What's up? Chad Dylan Cooper here on my blog where you send in questions and I answer them. See Sonny? I'm not just a pretty face. Continuing Blog!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,071 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Resuscitate Me by LovlyRita reviews
Scorpius is not having a good day. Drowning his sorrows in a bottomless glass of firewhiskey seems like the only way to deal with the end of the work day. The red headed angel dancing in the middle of the room, however, has other plans for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
I'll Do The Dishes by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Rose Weasley is 26 and a successful owner of an events management company. But she doesn't do weddings. She hates them. But that's going to change now that Scorpius Malfoy is best man. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,542 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Lovers Scorned Kiss Curse by siren of titan reviews
HBP-AU story. Hermione is crushed to see Ron dating Lavender. One day while trying to avoid seeing them, she finds herself in an odd situation that turns serious very quickly when Hermione accidentally gets hit by a love curse- please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,311 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Reaching New Heights by Berytni reviews
Love passes though the spinal cord even if some brain signals don't, and Artie Abrams was no exception.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Stepping Out by acoldsummernight reviews
After years of waiting, finally, the doctors said that Artie can walk! Artie/Tina
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,207 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Artie Needs Game by Adatrix reviews
Artie's going to need to step up his game if he wants to get Tina. Set during The Power of Madonna and beyond. Artie/Tina with appearances by Quinn and Puck. Should be a 4-5 chapter story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,785 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Every Piece of You by ShineSomeLight reviews
A series of one-shots analyzing Artie and Tina's relationship via the "superficial" aspects.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Artie A., Tina C.
Baby Blue Eyes by Artemis Rayne reviews
Five years after Tina vanished without a trace, Artie is still looking for a way to move on. When they are reunited by fate, Artie finally learns just what took her away from him that night, and that truth has very familiar blue eyes. Futurefic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 113,033 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - [Artie A., Tina C.] - Complete
Cryogenics by Emma CS Me reviews
Artie/Tina; "Tell me something, aren't you sick of pretending to love me as much as I love you?"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
So Sue me, I sleepwalk by xEverlastingxEternalxLovex reviews
Paris is best known for its romantic qualities...
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
From a Whisper to a Scream by snarkysweetness reviews
In a quest to expand their sexual horizons, Ron does his best to tempt Hermione into something new, but will she be the one who enjoys it more than he does?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Dreamers Can Dream by Adatrix reviews
Filling in the blanks in the episode "Dream On." Artie/Tina, with appearances by Quinn and Mike. First fanfic, please review! I appreciate all feedback.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Black Fiction by Emma CS Me reviews
Everything about her comes from a stupid cliched young adult novel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Magic Necklace by plinkerton reviews
Erm.. this is just... pretty sluttish of me to write :D TinaxArtie xx Very Mature Content children. : Tina buys artie a necklace when he's nervous for some reason
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Artie A., Tina C.
Simple Math: The ArTina Theory by ArtieAndTinaAbrams reviews
How I came to realize that Artie and Tina are the best couple in the Glee world.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Chronicles of the Goth Chick by ArtieAndTinaAbrams reviews
Tina C and her relations with her various glee members and teachers. Unconnected drabbles about our favourite goth-rocker. Please R&R! Ch 5: In which Sue asks Tina to join the Cheerios.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Tina C.
Let the Flames Begin by Berytni reviews
With almost losing his life for the second time in his sixteen years, Artie decides to step it up a notch. Wheelchairs and house fires never did go well together, but Artie and Tina were always meant to be.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,865 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Second Kisses by ArtieAndTinaAbrams reviews
The glee drabble from my poll! Set during VITAMIN D. Tina is high, and she confesses something in the process. Of course, she doesn't remember this later.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Tina C., Artie A. - Complete
How About Now? by MakeMeCrazier reviews
So we scheduled a trip for you both to learn to get rid of your fighting, and due to this, you will both be taking a promotional trip." Mr. Condor said in a rush not slowing down. Chad was about to protest. One shot. :
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Of Tears and Secrets by ArtieAndTinaAbrams reviews
Tina can hide from most people. There's one person who can see right through her. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Tina C., Artie A. - Complete
Flaws by Fly Raven. Fly reviews
Imperfect is always, and always will be, a word to describe Sonny Monroe. Unwanted. Imperfect. Don't fool yourself, little girl.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Statue Got Me High by ARPfics reviews
Just a smile from a popular jock can make Tina feel better. // Based on the Finn/Tina moment in 'Hello, I Love You.'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Finn H., Tina C.
First Class by Sugar Rush4eva reviews
Flying first class is never boring when you're flying with Sonny and Chad
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Book Bonding by thisdancingjuice reviews
On his quest to conquer LBS, Chad asks Sonny to help him pick out the two books the doctor prescribed him. Hilarious banter and sweet, genuine Chad/Sonny moments ensue. SPOILERS for 2x01, 'Walk A Mile In My Pants'
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Push It by mystic.x.o.pip reviews
Tina tries to seduce Artie. Artie tried to keep his hormones in check. Tina/Artie
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,188 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Tina C., Artie A. - Complete
Gloves by Artemis Rayne reviews
Artie Abrams always wears gloves, happy yellow gloves. Because no one can hate a happy yellow, right? Tina Cohen-Chang always wears gloves, dark black gloves, because no one dares to venture into the darkness. And gloves are the perfect way to hide scars.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - [Artie A., Tina C.] - Complete
Light up the Stars by Faith Everdeen reviews
Set six yrs after Love, Stargirl. Stargirl at NYU with Alvina, looking to get over Leo and move on. This proves to be not so simple. Quite funny. My first fanfic!Please R&R. K cos i let my 10 yr old sister read it and she liked it!
Stargirl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
Fatherhood by Artemis Rayne reviews
When Finn finds out a horrible truth about his child, he turns to the only person he knows who can guide and protect him. Oneshot. Now AU.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Finn H., Will S. - Complete
Nearly Kissed Her by mzmtiger reviews
Or Six Times Kurt Nearly Kissed Mercedes and One Time He Actually did. Just a little Kurt/Mercedes fluff oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Kurt H., Mercedes J.
Back Where We Begin by Artemis Rayne reviews
A trip to visit their competitors for sectionals brings out a truth about one stuttering singer. Forced to confront the demons of her past, and her new friends learning them too, Tina must learn to appreciate what she has and where she started out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,938 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Tina C. - Complete
Midnight Train by ohhMOONshoesPOTTER reviews
Chad surprises Sonny by visiting her in the middle of the night. He then shows her where he likes to go to think. ONESHOT, CxS, Channy. R&R!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Chad With a Chance of Insane Fangirls and Sonny by hpandtwilitelova420 reviews
Chad was roaming the expensive shops of rodeo drive when he's spotted by crazy fan girls. Read to see what happens when he has to practically run for dear life then land up with Sonny, leaving her to help him. In her house. Alone. One-shot Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Dear Diary, by aBeautifulLiar reviews
Chad grazed his fingers over the black diary, closing his eyes as he thought about the words it held within it, the tear stained pages that hurt him so much. How could he save her without her knowing how he found out? Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
10 Reasons Why by Jessicupcake reviews
Chad writes a list of why Sonny should love him. With free commentary from Sonny herself! Win! Channy
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
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Testing Pages reviews
Something is wrong with Kurt Hummel, that much they know. Also, him and Blaine have been completely ignoring each other since the school year began. What happened to the inseparable pair they used to know? Well, they fell in love. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Vines of a Sailor reviews
Surely Artie must've felt guilty about getting Finn kicked out of the football team right? So when he tries to avoid him for fear of getting beaten up, who helps him escape? Well it just so happens to be a pretty little Asian who dumped him for a six-pack
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Dancing With Themselves reviews
A story of friendship, breaking, and falling in love. Nothing is ever smooth in the bumpy ride of these two friends.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,372 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Soul Seeker reviews
When Mr. Tiny unleashes a dark mystical creature, Darren and Steve are forced to set aside their differences and work together to stop it from leading both clans to their dooms. But what has this creature got to say to them?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Darren Shan, Steve Leonard - Complete
Bring It! reviews
What would happen when Sonny's drenched in the rain with no ride home? And up to what lengths will Chad go to just to convince himself that he doesn't care? One shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Girl On Tracks reviews
To him, she was never the girl in black. It was generic to think of her that way. She was simply just the Girl on Tracks.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Tina C., Artie A. - Complete
The Reunion Date reviews
Artie needs a fake date for his family reunion or else his cousin Marcus would kick his butt. And who better to do it than Tina Cohen-Chang?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Safety Dance reviews
This is it, he thought. Artie is determined to tell Tina how he really feels... in the most Artie-ish way possible. But how does this include retainers, the value of Pi, and a praying mantis? Well if a nerd does it, you never know.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Imperfect reviews
Because that's all she will ever be: Imperfect. The mirror is a taunting device made to fool you. And to Tina, she was a fool.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
An Hour to Live reviews
Because no matter what happens, there will always be a reason why Tina likes to wear black.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
This Ain't A 'Fair'ytale reviews
Tina always hoped that some "knight in shining armor" would come and put her out of her misery. Her life was far from a fairytale, but she kept hoping. One shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
The Jealousy Effect reviews
Artie, Tina, and the effects jealousy can do to this destined couple. How much more could they stand? What if all has to be revealed in a closet? One Shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
