"Kurt - Kurt! Oh my God, Kurt! KURT. KURT OH MY GOD."

"What? What is it? Holy crap. Is there a fire? Oh my God, did you start it Blaine? Wait that was a stupid question, of course you -"

"Holy crap, Kurt! KURT!"

"Blaine, spit it out!"

"I'm - I'm - oh God -"

"yes?"

"I'm BLEEDING."

"..."

"KURT! Oh my God - OH MY GOD"

"..."

"Kurt - do you see it? Right there, on the inside of my cheek? Holy crap, Kurt"

"..."

"I bit my self, and now I'm BLEEDING"

"Blaine?"

"Yeah?"

SMACK.

"You are a moron."

"HOLY CRAP. KURT, I'M BLEEDING AGAIN."