StuckInAJarhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Suite Scarlett, Starstruck, 2010, Sonny with a Chance, and Camp Rock. Hi! My name is Sami. A Little Bit About Me: I've read FanFiction for a long time and finally signed up for an account. I'm 15. I'm a writer (duh). Current Stories: Diary of a Hollywood Girl (Starstruck) - length undertermined as of now (You are all allowed to hate me because I haven't updated in months. But updates are forthcoming! I swear.) Upcoming Stories: A CR one-shot that's been my baby since March. I don't know when this will be up because I want it to be as close to perfect as possible. But it is forthcoming! (UPDATE: Done but not uploaded.) Finished Stories: New Years to Remember (CR) - Wrote this on New Year's Eve. I decided to enter it into the Winter Indie CR Awards because I could. Um...yeah. Bit of a fluffy story, but, overall, I am happy with it. I've Made So Many Plans (SWAC) - Something I wrote one night while listenting to the song "Summer of '09" by All Caps. (Click the link to see the video.) Disclaimer: All lyrical rights go to All Caps. All character rights go to Disney. All storyline rights go to me. Conversations with Spencer (Suite Scarlett) - this was my first pub'd fanfic. Didn't get a lot of hits or feedback but considering it was the first (and still only) story in it's domain I'm not surprised. It was my first serious attempt at FF and I'm proud of it. |
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Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Sex Ed by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,690 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
The Closet Relativity Theory by MrBenzedrine reviews
Draco Malfoy gets locked a closet with Hermione Granger at a party. But is that all to the story? Comedy, Romance, Mystery and so much smut to come. Dramione 3 part series. Rated M FOR A REASON (smut) -The unofficial sequel to A Touch of Bourbon. COMPLETE! **WINNER: BEST MINI FIC 2017 Dramione Awards**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,159 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 9/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Luna L.] - Complete
Bond by MrBenzedrine reviews
What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,654 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Blaise Zabini and the Difficulty of Existing by starkidsftw reviews
Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 322 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z. - Complete
The Endless In Between by DarkRiverTempest reviews
No matter his name or hers, no matter what forms they take or what identities they bear, Draco and Hermione are destined to meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11829 - Favs: 11,505 - Follows: 9,748 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
You Ought to Know by LittleEagle22 reviews
Ronald Weasley didn't know it then, but the day that he broke her heart, he drove her straight into the arms of the last person he ever thought he'd see her with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,216 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Write My Name On a Sidewalk and Hope It Stays by Lazy Stitch reviews
Modern day P&P. One summer spent at home instead of doing an internship at her college sends Elizabeth Bennet's world upside down. She meets Mr. Dreamy, Mr. Just-No, and Mr. Nightmare, and her family just isn't helping. Which role does Will Darcy play?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 125,345 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,571 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 8,214 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 12,934 - Follows: 1,727 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by orchidvines reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Chemistry by drcjsnider reviews
When Hermione has to enroll Hugo in a Muggle primary school, she is astonished that Draco Malfoy is his Chemistry teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Closer by everymonday reviews
Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 12,057 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Diary of A Hollywood Girl reviews
It's not easy having a movie and pop star as your boyfriend. How would I know, you ask? Well that's because I have one. This is my personal diary. Come along with me because this will be one bumpy ride.
Starstruck, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Jessica O., Christopher W.
New Years to Remember reviews
Caitlyn and Nate remember one of their favorite WINTER MEMORIES...
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Caitlyn G., Nate
I've Made So Many Plans reviews
One-shot/Song-fic about the evolution of Chad and Sonny's relationship. Based on the song Summer of '09 by All Caps.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Conversations with Spencer reviews
A typical day in the life of Spencer. Good Spencer and Evil Spencer debate what to so with the day and the outcomes. Special Guest Scarlett visits to talk Spencer out off his mischievous debacles. One-shot.
Suite Scarlett - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Spencer M., Scarlett M. - Complete
