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... I type verrrry slowly... Gomen. T_T FOR SHAAAME, I should know how to type better so that my stories can get out to you lovelies sooner. I hope to improve! (But my life's true ambition is finding Waldo.)

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I has found random quiz stuff! I is speshul? The following was stolen shamelessly from Grace Raven.

QUIZ:

Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order.

1. Switzerland

2. Canada

3. France

4. Finland

5. Prussia

6. Hong Kong

7. Romano

8. Norway

9. Iceland

10. England

11. Hungary

12. Germania

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Prussia/Iggy? Oh, I read a very naughty one by schoolgirl-cheesesculpture with them doing coughcough interesting things in a car.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

OH. OH. OH MY GOD.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

HK knocking up Switzerland... Lord. 0_o That's really messed up. Switzerland would kill poor Hong. Then Austria would play dramatic background music and sob over the loss of his secret lover. -shot again-

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

There's some really touching ones out now about the Icelandic financial crisis. D: Poor Ice-chaaan. Also, the one about the mini-Cod war deserves some more lulz reviewers. Gomen, author-san... Can't remember your name...

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Romano/Canada? Ooh, that's a bit weird. But good weird ;D

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Fin/Nor or Fin/Ice? Baltics + Nordics is always luffly. Hm... probably Finland/Norway, just because the whole two-uke thing wouldn't work. Norway would dominate the shit out of Fin.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

He would probably scream, "SPAIN!" And there would be carnage for the loss of Lovi's eye virginity. -EYERAEP- :DDD

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Canada/HK? YOSH.

Canada knew all too well the feeling of not being remembered. Maybe that was why he decided to speak up. "Excuse me!" A cough. "Hong Kong's here." Said nation blushed. "T-Thanks." "Anytime."

AAAHHHH. My head canon loves the fact that nobody remembers them. They wouldn't notice if they started screwing in the middle of the meeting room table.

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Fin/Iggy... God. I really hope there isn't.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Switz/Prussia... (One of my OTPs KTHNX.) Probably I would shamelessly steal a song title that really fits the pair and say Kiss With A Fist. Look it up. XD

Randomly, if I had to do a summary, all it would say would be "Go faster or I'll shoot you." nosebleed

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

YAY. TWO PERVERTS. France-nii-san/Hungary...

They would be spying on... let's say USUK, and France would obviously be inevitably turned on. And Hungary would need some sort of bribe/payment for the distribution of the tape.

As awful as it sounds, I'm writing that soon for my own pleasure. .-. Don't expect it to be posted... XD

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

NU FRIENDS. T_T I should probably fix that...

Wait, is there even such a thing as Romano het fics?

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

Iceland-kun? ...I would make it England/Ice to the song Two Minute Warning, which fits Ice's current situation pretty damn well.

14. if you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Canada/France/Hong Kong? OH LORD I LOVE THIS THREESOME ALREADY. ;u;

Lemon/pedophilia warning, le duh.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Norway and- ...Prussia? -_-" He'd probably just cut to the chase and say "Screw me right now or I'll tell Denmark you've raped me." And we all know that's instant death. ;D

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Iggy/Nor? Damn it. T_T I fail at both...

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Romano walked in on Canada and ...Germania. o_@ The world would implode.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower one?

FINLAND DEFLOWERS SWITZERLAND. WTFISTHISSHIT :O?

I'd make Finland steal Switz's gun collection. Then demand payback. With gunplay. And chocolate sauce. o-o So that's why I don't write that pairing.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Romano yaoi goodness? Though I don't have friends (CRAI) they most likely wouldn't object.~ ;)

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

GOD I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS THANKS -shootsgentlyinthefeeling-

Wait... That couldn't happen. France-nii is not straight. AT ALL.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

... I wish I had a friend. Because writing this feels sad and awfully repetitive. -shotagain-

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Canada/Fin/Prussia. God yes.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"BLOODY HELL, FRANCE!" We know they'd have surprisingly amazing hatesex. (begins to play FMLYHM by Seether) :DDD

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today. XD I just can't stay away from PruCan. I is weak.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Hong Kong? Japan in the shower. ;D

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Hungary doing Iceland? I'm really sad now for no reason. ...Never. Not even drunk.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

France/Romano? Definitely Pervert-nii-san. More... experience. ;D And we all know how tsundere our little tomato is.~

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Switzerland and Iceland are in a happy relationship (ohgodwhut) until Ice suddenly runs off with Finland (oh haaai). Switzerland, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night-stand with Hungary (.-.) and a brief unhappy affair with Germania (WTFWHY), then follows the wise advice of Prussia ("Screw the Canadian 'cause he's awesome.") and finds true love with Canada (YEEEEES).

The ending results for both are pairs I like/luff. :D OHYEAH.

Gunpowder and Maple. STFU.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Romano/Norway... Really uncomfortable. o_o"