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![]() Author has written 1 story for Naruto. HAS ANYONE PLAYED SORA FLORIDA MEETS HANNAH MONTANA? http:///wiki/Kingdom_Hearts_Wiki:April_Fool_Day_Joke_2010 Quote Wall (The things I hear at school by class): DURING HUMANITIES APPROACH: ( I dropped a piece of gum) " GUM! MINE!!!" ( ten guys jump for it...teacher banned gum...) (project. My teacher. Turtles.) "You do the ninga turtles. I give you a F." DURING PE: ( My friend dared me) " Samantha are you here?" (P.E. teacher) "Mars is looking very bright tonight..." DURING TECH APPS: ( ...this was my sisters but hilarious...) " Mrs. Smyth! There is a football player locked in the closet!" she responds " He was bound to come out sometime..." DURING AP SCIENCE: (My teacher impersonating a student) "Mr. Farmer, what would happen if a cat and a dog did it?" (Wrong website! Brett, the jerk , said this...) " Max. They are looking at lingerine." (Ben disecting crickets) "Heh heh. It's like little bubbles." (teacher) " Trufully, I didn't want anyone peeing on me." (teacher pointing to a John and Kate + 8 pic) " Look at this trainwreck." (wow. he is not meant to be a teacher...) "Sponges that are bright yellow...LIKE SPONGEBOB!!!!" DURING LA: (JK copying me on building a house of index cards really big ( i cant believe the teacher did not notice till the end) and knocking it over, he turns to me) " Did you see the look on her face?" (teacher) " Guys. Just cuz we are playing basketball does NOT mean we yell like actual fans." (yes. Basketball in a class room) (Nathan) "Today I am going to teach you how to use the bathroom effiently and effectively" (Michael) " Someone insult me please" DURING BAND: (Nick during our concert) " Did she get AIDS from heredity or... boom chicka wow-wow?" (Nick pulls out a pack of cards) "Pick a card, any card." ( this wasn't IN band, but it was the band teacher) "Um. Its raining. Can any of you kids drive my car up." (holds up keys) (End of Elite March) " Voytek out!" ( throws conducting stick at bass clarinet in a flimsyish kind of way) DURING MATH: ( someone trying to answer a question) " Um..duuu...sssss...pancakes?" BUS: (Someone was trying to buying Girl Scout cookies off me...) " UM dude. Where the f* did you get all that money?" " heh heh heh. In pants" TEXTS DURING SCHOOL: (Taylor) "Just because you put tap shoes on an elephant does not mean it can dance." (Ray)" I luv ya hubby" (Chelsea) " I rode in a pink limo. That so beats straightening ur hair in a library and stalking a ice cream truck on a unicycle. |