UPDATE: I am currently trying to remove viruses from my computer, so I won't be updating as often until my computer is fixed.

Hello everyone. I am the Crimson Nephilim. I am nineteen years of age and I spend my time writing fanfiction...obviously.

I enjoy slash, but I'll try not to write too many of those stories. I am working on my first story for this account, it is called Nephilim. It is a Supernatural fanfiction and it is the story of Alexander Drake, the son of the archangel Michael and a human mother. The story is about what happens when he meets Dean, Sam, and Castiel.

Anywhere, here is a bit for you to know about me.

Gender: Female

Movies: Avatar, Devour, Ten Inch Hero, Freshman Orrientation (Home of Phobia), Were the World Mine, Twilight, Twilight Saga:New Moon, The Crow, The Crow City of Angels, The Crow Salvation, Pirates of the Carrabean

TV Shows: Supernatural, True Blood, Legend of the Seeker, Ru Paul's Drag Race, Nurse Jackie, Queer as Folk

Anime: Death Note, Naruto

Games: The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks, Devil May Cry, Devil May Cry 4, Naruto: The Broken Bond

Books: The Harry Potter Series. The Twilight Saga. Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles. Anita Blake series. Sookie Stackhouse series. Maximum Ride series. Alex Rider series. Dangerous Days of Daniel X series.

Bands: Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin

Current Favorite Song: Hopeless by Breaking Benjamin

QUOTES

Supernatural

Henricksen: You think you're funny?
Dean: I think I'm adorable.

Dean: Ya know she could be faking.
Sam:Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
(Dean nods)
Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!

Dean: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!

Dean: I like him. He says okie dokie.

Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: (looking heartbroken) Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dean: (looks concerned for a moment, then catches on) Cute.

Dean: Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we're gay?

Dean being mimicked by Sam: You think your being funny but your being really really childish... Sam Winchester wears make-up... Sam Winchester cries his way through sex... Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up he... OK ENOUGH!!

Henricksen: I shot the Sheriff.
Dean: (stares at the dead cop for a while) But you didn't shoot the deputy.

Henricksen: I mean, after all, seeing you two in chains...
Dean: You kinky son of a bitch, we don't swing that way.

(Dean's reading out of Chuck's newest manuscript)
Dean: "Sam tossed his gigantic load of darks into the wash."
Sam: Stop it.
(Dean laughs)
Dean: "'Stop it', Sam said."
(Sam glares)
Dean: I don't know how he's doing it, but he's doing it. (chuckles softly) Guess what you do next...
(Sam scoffs and turns away)
Dean: "Sam turned away, his face pensive and brooding." I don't know how your face looks right now, but those are definitely your "pensive and brooding" shoulders.
(Sam's face scrunches)
Dean: You just thought I'm a dick...
(Sam faces Dean)
Sam: Guy's good.

Dean: If there's a god, what the hell is he waiting for, huh? Genocide? Monsters roaming the earth? The freaking apocalypse? At what point does he lift a damn finger and help the poor astards that are stuck down here?
Castiel: The Lord --
Dean: If you say works in mysterious ways so help me I will kick your ass!

Dean: (to the Impala) Don't listen to him, baby -- he doesn't understand us.

Dean: I'm sitting in a laundromat reading about myself sitting in a laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts.

Dean: Dude, I full on Swayze'd that mother!

Castiel: Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.

Castiel: (Into cell phone) This isn't funny Dean, the voice is telling me I'm almost out of minutes!

Dean: (On Castiel trying to find God) Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla.
Castiel: No, he's not on any flatbread.

Dean: You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?

Ten Inch Hero

Tish: Priestly calls Tish Beach City Grill. Subs by the inch.
Priestly: Code blue. Hostile territory. Aborting mission.
Tish: Who is this?
Priestly: It's your Renaissance Man. I'm at the store, there's too many enemy tampons. I'm bailing.
Tish: Alright, stay focused. Describe the situation.
Priestly: Initial recon appears to be bag or box?
Tish: Box.
Priestly: Box. Roger that.
Tish: Alright, look around chest height. Do you see anything marked regular?
Priestly: Okay, regular. Uh, here's one but it says slender regular. How can something be both slender and regular? Isn't that mutually exclusive?
Tish: Priestly...
Priestly: Unless, of course they're implying in the mysterious underworld of Femboxes that slender is regular.
Tish: Priestly. Are you done?
Priestly: Well, what about the Super Pluses?
Tish: No.
Priestly: Why not? They sound like better.
Tish: Don't. They're huge.
Priestly: I thought you liked huge.
Tish: This is one area where bigger is not better.
Priestly: Yeah, well shouldn't you buy all the protection you can get?
looks at the side of the box
Priestly: I mean, it says here it can handle any amount of- Oh my god!
throw the box in disgust

Piper: Can I make you a sandwich? The roast turkey is really good!
Zo: On no thanks, I don't eat anything that had a mother.
Piper: Oh. Ok. Egg salad, then?
Zo: Well, eggs are really a chicken abortion, aren't they? I mean, I support a woman's right to choose, but I don't believe anyone asked the chickens beforehand.
Priestly: Right on!
Jen: Well, actually, since farmers don't keep roosters, the eggs aren't fertilized, so techically you're just eating a byproduct of the hen's menstrual cycle.
Priestly: Well, that- that's certainly appetizing, a hen-period-salad, that's lovely.
Zo: smiling I think I'll just stick to the six inch tofurkey.

Priestly: to Piper Who are you?
Piper: Piper.
Priestly: Piper. What are you doing here, Piper?
Piper: I work here.
Priestly: Why wasn't I notified? I wasn't notified!
Trucker: Hey, Priestly. We hired someone.
Priestly: Thank you! I swear, we need a bulletin board or a staff meeting.
Jen: You know, Priestly. Piper thinks Elvis is dead.
Priestly: to Trucker Really? Now, you're hiring people who failed the interview?

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Stories I am Working On

Nephilim - Supernatural / Rated T/ Chapters 8 out of ??

Takes place after Episode 513, ‘The Song Remains the Same’. Michael had a feeling that Dean would remain stubborn and refuse to give over his body to be his vessel, so he created a temporary body for himself and fathered a child. What will happen when the Winchesters and Cas meet the child? Vote on if you want it to be slash in my Poll

Born Into Dusk - Supernatural-Twilight crossover/ Rated T/ Chapters 1 of ??

On Hiatus due to writers block for this story. As if dealing with the apocalypse wasn’t bad enough, Dean has become the very thing he hunts. Injured and dying, Dean is rushed to Fork’s Hospital where Carlisle Cullen makes a split second decision that will change the course of Dean and Sam Winchester’s lives. Set after ‘My Bloody Valentine’. Set after Breaking Dawn for Twilight. Vote on if you want it to be Slash in my reviews.

I CHALLANGE YOU!

In this section, I will place my challanges to others. If you write a story for one of then, please tell me and I will add the link to your story beneith the challange.

Hunting With Dragons - A crossover between Harry Potter and Supernatural with Draco being one of the main characters. Draco must be a hunter and join up with the Winchester brothers. Must be Slash and take place after the start of the apocolypse.