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Joined 02-09-10, id: 2248524, Profile Updated: 05-29-17
Author has written 7 stories for Spyro the Dragon.

State: New Jersey - Standard Time Zone: Eastern Standard Time, UTC-5: -5 hours (EST) Age: 20 (began in FF at Age 14)

Profile pic credits to: wolflong, of FA. Direct Link, shortened: https:///fcjcyV

Music as you read my profile.

Brief BIO: Avid and humble classic dank memelord and gamer with simple beginnings. Loyal and hyper-observant with a tact of wit and writing. A pirated Playstation with Spyro the Dragon hooked be to the path of FF and more. Studying Environmental studies down Rutgers University in the East Coast.

Starting small to go big in my presence inspires me greatly. Smash Bros casual-competitive player with a Spyro fan page and FF Forum of my own. Dust off your wings; ready or not, here I am! A star-crossed and hopeless romantic like a chunk of you snoopers.

Banquet of Fav. Game Series: Fire Emblem, Spyro the Dragon and Mega Man (everything in and out), Golden Sun Super Mario, Resident Evil, Kirby, Starfox, Mighty Switch Force, Guitar Hero. Jack of trades for Nintendo in particular.

PM's! I read & respond QUICK. Don't be shy; I won't bite (hard... ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) )

"The future is not written!" - Lucina, Fire Emblem Awakening


- WHERE TO FIND ME! -

Legends Never Die, Voila, Spyro FF Forum. Roleplay, chat, and make your own comfy abode. Even a free-roaming RP down the Dragon Shores of Ripto's Rage & Shadow Legacy! Hopeing Spyro RP'ers of multiple, competent backgrounds stop on by, or just anyone peeking to say hello and meet our crew.

Spyro Hell, "no-hold-bars" Facebook group. Like Melee Hell and Waifu Hell, unabridged $#!%-posting of dank Spyro memes and junk. Scalie/Furry friendly, considering presence of dragons in Spyro. Praise purple bro or kys.

"Spyro and Cynder", a FB fanpage I STILL currently own and run in Facebook for 5 consecutive years! All content/art/videos/fanfiction credited from DeviantArt to Youtube, and even the obscure parts of Furaffinity and anywhere else. Shout-outs to admin buddies posting and being such lovelies with Spyro's spirit.

Dark Crystals and Spirit Gems, once a forum with high hopes, unfortunately sunk to it's bottom in activity. I enjoyed my stay there, but can't say the folks there will go forgotten any time soon. Guys like Unit-Omicron, Madhawker, Guardian of Light, and Shadow were awesome guys you should fish and check out too.


Reviews & PM's, re-newed philosophy (five bucks it's actually original)

All reviews. Equal thoughts, equal opportunity. Love my stuff, don't shy from dropping thoughts. Hate it, go on why you do - perhaps something felt unfulfilled, or I appear lazy in proof-reading a lot. Criticism is biting the bullet, even if it stings, but goes because you care? ... Unless it's hate, then, well, go nuts. I ain't stopping you.

And PLEASE either ignore or not expect anything I leave unfinished to go finished (unless I say so otherwise), because it either no longer captivates me to continue, or I don't care enough. May dust a few old projects off, but... *shudders* I need to stop leaving stuff on my plate. Will do better in that, too.

Like something - feel free to follow and stay on top of me. Or fave me if I'm awesome. Certain I'm pretty awesome.


Update Status: (Bleh). No longer relevant, just be patient. Follow and you'll see an update on the fly instead (otherwise why'd FF enable that feature?)

--Recent/Current Projects:

Cinder's of Old, Cynder's tale raised under Gaul, role-reversal highlighting Cynder's own expedition in The Eternal Night. (T) Non-canon interpretation/tale.

Planned Projects in the loooong Future:

--ON HOLD--Dread of the Dragon, third-person creepypasta of Spyro: DotD (will finish eventually, if I feel like it - PLS stop asking!)

Ember's Adventure, Ember the dragoness on a goofy adventure of sorts to get Spyro, her crush (K)

Spyro x Mega Man Crossover, instability of elemental energies in core of earth pump purple rifts of energy around world. Gateway of ancestors in ancient times to harness and bestow lost tech and biotech enhancing dragons to face those ancestors and ancient spirits plotting their own conquest. Themes similar to Mega Man ZX of merging with elements and expansion of Spyro world! (T, a biiiig project, unlikely to come so soon)

Cyril's Haunted Past, ghost/spirit rewrite to enact justice to redo, my very first old fanfic (T)


Favorite VGM's/Remixes to share, to keep you busy

Dire, Dire Docks - Super Mario 64.

Isaac's Battle Theme - Golden Sun. Freezing Kalt - remixed, Golden Sun: The Lost Age.

Crystal Caves - Donkey Kong 64.

Exothermic - Mighty Switch Force 2.

Spade Magnes & Meteor Server - Mega Man Starforce 3.

Float Islands - Kirby Air Ride.


Minecraft Creations:

Fluttershy, a pony (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, re-created from picture schematic: ht tp:// tinypic. com/view.php?pic=2itrmmo&s=6

Magnet Man, robot master (Mega Man 3): ht tp:// tinypic. com/view.php?pic=34g51yo&s=6

"buntD" in Sm4sh online, main a mean Lucina and sleuth of Fire Emblem guys. Mean, Green Luigi, too.

Edit 1-10-17, links NEVER worked then, copy and paste to break spaces. Could put in DA, I guess, but nah.


"Cynder's a chick?" -

Sparx

"IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GO AT AN ANGLE!!"

Josh Jepson

"U is for Uranium...BOMBS."

Plankton

"It needs to be about 20% cooler."

Rainbow Dash

"Du-I LOVE BEING PURPLE!"

Patrick Star

"Afraid to get dirty?!"

Rarity

"Ya know, IN THE BATHROOM!"

Nintendo Caprisun

"ZELDA'S MY WHAT?!?"

Link (Egoraptor - "A Link to the Awesome")

"God, these F*ING LIPS!"

(Egoraptor - "Awesome Noire")

"That wasn't in my history book."

Ryu hayabusa (Ninja Gaiden II 2008)

-You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack-

(Earthbound)

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"

Happy Mask Salesman (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)

"Get a load of this!"

Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman (Sonic Adventure)

"Do'h I missed!"

Wario (Mario Party)

"What in the heck was the what the what the what?"

JoshJepson

"MOVE FASTER, POKEY!"

ProtonJon

"Mayday! Mayday! This looks like the end! I never learned how to reeeeaaaad!"

Pit (Kid Icarus: Uprising)

"Why is there lava floating in mid-air? - or is it secretly DEATH WATER?!"

ProtonJon


-OC's of mine, primarily characters I've RP'ed and/or plan to use in fanfics to come! Slapping here for a peek at creative stimulus

Name: Vulcana (Vuhl-ka-naa)

Sex/Species: Flame dragoness

Age: Adolescent

Allegiance: Law, following process of becoming next fire guardian

Appearance: Red-yellow body scales with dusted, wisps of soot grey along it, light orange wing membranes which match segmented underscales, yellow horns rounded down and back up (like ram), white claws, flame-shaped tail blade, sunset gold eyes, orange spines arching backwards from rear of head and back, stern eyes - one of which darkened and charred dark

Personality: short-tempered, distrusting, competitive, passionate of duty and rarely others, sassy, perceptive. Ever since an accident, her bitter sarcasm becomes a wall to distance herself from others to avoid making friends.

Powers: adept at element of fire to breath, capable of shooting concentrated fire to blast bits of stone and obstacles, basic combat as a preference in close range, minimal knowledge of firing with a folded crossbow by the moles in her pouch

Backstory: As a hatchling Vulcana often played rough with other young dragons, resulting in a temper after arguments. Only once did she have a romantic interest in another dragon during adolescent years, and slacked off more. In later years, she lost interest as her sibling traveled abroad to assist in city reconstruction and she took open opportunities to restore Warfang and alliances with Avalar and Munitions Forge. One night, she was knocked into a lava pit at Munition's Forge by her special dragon, and recovered a week later with darker discoloration on her eye. After her experience, she became distrustful of others, and considers any creature to collaborate with an obstacle to hamper her in her late adolescent years.

Other:Second-in-Command of Division of Forgery at Warfang and Munition's Forge. She is prone to headaches when listening to others in duty. Deep inside Vulcana's pouch holds slim, ruby brace with a carving of her name with the other dragon she loved from the accident, pondering about it when alone. Oftentimes in presence of others takes a break to ignore them, passing it off as "work" and being "busy".


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Bald by Fanfiction Scrutinizer reviews
Several months prior to the tragic massacre at the Dragon Temple, a human appears seemingly out of the blue. Reluctantly, he joins the ranks of the apes.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 2/5/2017 - OC
The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest by AuraChannelerChris reviews
Chapter 221: "With the Smashers aiding Lady Palutena's forces, we're sure to win!" was what Pit cheerfully thought, despite the fact his "friends" were groaning one second and screaming the next having to fight Viridi's Forces of Nature...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 221 - Words: 4,102,328 - Reviews: 3544 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Lucario, Pit, Palutena, OC
Meganman 2 0 Robot Warz by Andy Prosser reviews
With Megaman dead and gone, the original blueprints are sought by Dr. Wily.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6803 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
A Parallel View by PedroSantana762 reviews
After Malefor's defeat, Spyro and Cynder still played a major part in the greatest story to be told in all the dragon realms, now together with new friends. But that's not the only story worth telling in the dragon realms. A Parallel View tells the story of other dragons, who lived away from the city, the fame, and the war, living completely another reality. (Original characters.)
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,326 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 2/7/2015
She is just like me by JadsterNZ1 reviews
A evil CynderxSpyro request. At the end of new begining. Don't like don't read. No flames please.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
Sonic And Tails Throw Ball by yungtown reviews
Sonic Works at Arby's There was a day at Greenhill Planet where Sonic and Tails were playing a game of ball throwing. "Catch this." Laughed Sonic. "Ha okay!" Tails laughed too. Except, Sonic threw the ball way too far, and it went over Tails head and was missing. "Well.." said Sonic. "You're an idiot for not catching the ball!" Tails was upset, "Sonic, I tried my hardest!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2013
Age of Life by Joei Write reviews
With the darkness gone, and the evil vanquished, the inhabitants of the realms can finally settle down and live their lives. Spyro and Cynder may still have work to do, but they know they'll have a family someday along with everyone else. However, the Guardians are having trouble adjusting to the new world, and they're not sure if they could ever have families of their own.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,171 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Cyril, Terrador, Volteer
Spyro and Cynder- Night of Passion by Wildman Wyatt reviews
Cynder has asked Spyro to be her mate, and he's having trouble when it comes to it. Will he finally trust his heart, or will Cynder have to wait even more? Notice: there's more characters in this story than listed.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
Eliwuss No More by Sara Jaye reviews
One day, Eliwood was tired of being a Nice Guy and decided it was time for a change. But what will Lyndis say?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Eliwood, Lyndis - Complete
The Legend of Spyro: Love's Separation by draco363 reviews
Spyro and Cynder have been captured by a dragon who wants Cynder's love, it's now up to the new Fire Guardian Blaze to save them, SpyroxCynder
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,255 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Spyro's Coffee by Daring Tombstone reviews
Five year old Spyro manages to get his paws on coffee, making him go nuts! Extremely classic story!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Spyro - Complete
With My Dying Breath by thadudeman reviews
Spyro and Cynder battle Malefor to the death. Oneshot. Rated T for blood and gore, and tragic outcome at end of story. R&R
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Spyro the Relaxing book one by dairu123 reviews
We join Spyro as he adventures to regain his powers, and to solve the problem that has been blocking him from regaining his elements. rated M for sexual content
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,931 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
A Night to Remember by Aduro Tri reviews
A SpyroxEmber Oneshot...a Rare pairing for me to use, so enjoy this....
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Spyro, Ember - Complete
A Can of Whip Cream by Aduro Tri reviews
Is a Can of whip cream really all it takes, with Malefor dead, and Mating season upon them, but there is a catch, the dragon temple has a cook, and he has a can of whip cream......SpyroxCynder Rated M for later chapters Complete
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
To Live Together, Die Together by Neo Rabbit Keeper Of NeoVerse reviews
Two destined lovers share a lifelong friendship, a unified love, and an eternal bond so sacred that nothing could tear them apart. But an inevitable fate awaits them in the future. SpyroxCynder. R/R. No Flames!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,644 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
kuckles save sonic but rly doesnt by Kasper A. Vestergaard reviews
kuckles save sonic but rly doesnt. shadoe and sonic r frends then. tales is just dum.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Knuckles, Tails - Complete
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Spyro: Elements' Dusk reviews
TEASER. The Malefic War's bloodshed ceased, with victory claimed. Dragon Realms oversees a phenomenon of mauve lights - deemed rifts - blossoming the energies of ancestors. In wake of a destructive rift, Spyro's summoned once more - eager from unwavered peace - by a celestial being. The path of arcane elements and tech among others to recover alights to malices of ancients greater.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2017
To Kindle a Heart reviews
Few years have passed, and the pink dragoness is conflicted with how Spyro dismisses her. From clinging too long, Ember reflects upon her life if looking upon a hero was futile and love for another is impossible after a past attempts. That is, until a familiar face convinces her otherwise, and hopes to once again kindle her spirit once more in a night to remember. WARNING: Lemons
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Ember, Flame] Spyro - Complete
Another Parallel View
Past Malefor's defeat, Spyro and Cynder played destiny in recovering Dragon Realms from terror and destruction. Within the world they saved, tales unfold, and this features dragons whom lived distant from the hub of victory, Warfang. Survival of a destroyed home: no war, roof above, nor fame but the wilderness' cold and a bit of heat. OC's Used! Violence/Suggestive Themes present.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2015
Dread of the Dragon reviews
Cynder's nightmares regress back to her as she's freed from the crystal, except Spyro nor others are present. The events feel vaguely familiar, yet replay into a contorted side of her life and corruption years ago. Cynder reviews her troubled past and lost memories, hopefully to vanquish her darkness than be a prisoner of her darkness. First Shot at Creepypasta Story, three-shot.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Spyro, Cynder
Goodbye, Forever reviews
One shot of the ending of the VIP Lounge Role-Play and maybe forum. A small work to show my condolences and empathy when I visited them before; Ceevii returns many years later to learn her old friends who fostered her were deceased, and pays her respects to them at their graveyard, and reminisces back to how they were like family to her. In dedication to VIP Lounge and friends.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Complete
Reborn: To Live Another Day reviews
Fitting for Valentine's Day, I'll say, but a one-shot romance between Spyro and Cynder after the success of banishing Malefor. Finally, they get time alone, but how may Cynder finally veer her true feelings to the hero she triumphed with alone together? As they reminisce past and present, they learn more than what meets the eye in their lives and journeys.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Spyro, Cynder
Cyril's Haunted Past reviews
Cyril had been haunted by his young past by a mysterious house. As it comes back some others put their lives on the line to find out the horrors unfolded by them. Rated T. contains blood, violence, suggestive themes, and language. In tribute of Halloween.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,461 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Cyril, Flame
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