Ohai. I'm Pokapoka. Nice to meet you! :D I haven't updated this profile since December 17, 2010. It's June 10, 2012. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ME? XD I'm trying to muster up some inspiration to write again, since I haven't written in a while. Anyone who subscribed or whatever to anything written before 2012, it probably won't be updated. Sorry 'bout that. D: Even so, I hope that you enjoy what's on here, and what I may write in the future! Thank you! :D

ok so even more new stuff I want to say:

It was years ago when I wrote most of the stuff on here. Anything before 2012 isn't that good. xD Taruto's Tantrum was cute and Pikalove was also pretty cute, but other than that... eeh. The Eight Personalities of Misty was actually pretty good, but other than those three, read at your own risk. lol

OK UPDATE FROM ME FEBRUARY 1ST 2014: i'm never here anymore, but i have an AO3 under Pokamaruja that i'll post on if i write any fanworks, and my tumblr is mylifeisalwayscats!! feel free to send me a message thank you!

WHY CHILDREN ARE AWESOME

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

LIST YOUR TOP TEN POKéMON CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME:

1. Ash
2. Misty
3. Pikachu
4. Brock
5. May
6. Dawn
7. Kenny
8. Drew
9. Gary
10. Professor Oak

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Ash? I would ask him why he woke me up, because he should KNOW that I don't fall to sleep easily, then I would probably end up having to talk about Misty.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Pikachu? I'd say "Get out! We can play later, but you'll electrocute me if you touch the water!"

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

BROCK!??! MARRY GARY!?!? (Hey, that rhymed!) NOOOO!!! NO! I WILL SLAP HIM UNTIL HE CHANGES HIS MIND!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

May? Well, after reading that fanfiction that talked about poffins that banned her from everyone's kitchen, somewhere I can't remember, and all contests judged by the Celadon City Joy, I'd rather not eat it...

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I would call over Kenny to stare at her.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Kenny? Awesome.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Being too competitive in contests.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

That's something he would do. But, yeah, I'd yell at him.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Eh, I lived in Johto anyway, my Prof. is Elm.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

HE WILL PWN THEM TO SMITHEREENS!!!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

She'll yell at me for getting in her way while she was walking, then get all worried and rush me to a hospital.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

A cookie, and some fries with ketchup.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Use his old Marshtomp to put it out.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Tease me about it before I do it, but defend me if it goes wrong.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!! He wakes up from his dream, and says "I shouldn't have had so much chili sauce before bed..."

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He'll say "It's ok, but Dawn's mine."

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

He says "Hehe, maybe you can be as good as me!"

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Get a Pikachu to shock me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because he's SUPER FREAKING AWESOME!!!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

EGOSHIPPING WILL NEVER BE TRUE!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!! POKESHIPPING ALL THE WAY!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Dating Pikachu? That would be AWESOME!! But, Pikachu is a guy. And I'm a human. XD Me and his parents would get along though, yeah.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Hmph. Brock, Brock, Brock. First Oak, now Gary. You're GAY!!! NOOO!!!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

...HA!!!! AHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA! I hope not, though. HAHAHAH!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Tell her "Stop hitting on Ash and go for Kenny or Gary!"

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

o_0 No. No. No. NO!

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Just ask May, dimwit.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

I reply, saying "Was this meant for Dawn?"

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

I blink a few times, then see it wasn't Professor Oak, it was Misty. Then I wonder how I mistook Misty for Oak, and walk away.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Brock is teaching Pikachu how to cook with ketchup.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

NO. Maybe friend soulmates, just not romance soulmates.

Would 2 trust 5?

Maybe. I think they're good friends, but Misty thinks May wants to steal Ash, and May is jealous of Misty.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Oak says "Why did you just poke me?" and Brock says "Cause I'm bored." and walks away.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Pokemon battling and Traning your Pokemon. And maybe English class.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THEY WOULD MAKE EXPLODING KETCHUP POFFINS AND IMPLODING KETCHUP POKEBLOCKS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

The guys at the drive-through window at McDonald's and Wendy's.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

If they bond during it all, yes!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

That's just a plan of Gary's. He sketches himself, and then says "Will you go out with me, Dawn?"

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Either Gary and Dawn's relationship, or Ash and Misty.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Because Professor Oak said Pikachu needs to eat poffins, and that Ash isn't a good trainer if his Pokemon don't eat poffins. Ash kicks him, and all of Ash's pokemon come over and say (in pokemon talk) "We're fine without poffins! We like Brock's Pokechow!"

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Gary would say "Even I know that Egoshipping is FORBIDDEN on this profile." XD I hate almost anything involving Ash or Misty other than Pokeshipping. Except for the one with Ash and Pikachu, but that's a brothers/best buddies ship to me.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

LOLOL!! THAT'S SERIOUSLY FUNNY TO PICTURE!!! But, yeah, it's possible.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Sorry Dawn! Here you go! *hands invitation* You're a mary-sue, but you're a Pokemon character nonetheless!

7 won the lottery?

He'll spend it all on Dawn.

8 had quite a big secret?

It's that he loves May! But that's not really a secret...

9 became a singer?

XD His voice is a little too nasal-y.

10 got a daughter?

He has a grandson...

What would 1 think of 2?

HE LOVES HER!!!

How would 3 greet 4?

Pika Pikachi! (Hi Brock!) (I got the Pikachi idea from this fanfiction http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/1794201/1/Misty_Schedule You guys should read it!!)

What would 4 envy about 5

He wants a Skitty.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Umm...a dream about her Pachirisu, because it's sooo cute!

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They love each other!

What would make 7 angry at 8?

If Drew flirted with Dawn, but that'll NEVER happen!

Where would 8 meet 9?

Drew meet Gary? Umm...at a contest? I dunno.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That he...is his GRANDSON! DUNDUNDUN! Just kidding! He wouldn't tell Oak that he had his first kiss at 8!

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Ever since Ash kicked him about the poffins, Oak is more tense around him.

Is 3 gay?

No. He loves Pikachina. XD I just made that up. Ooh! Maybe I can write a fanfiction about that!

How do you feel right now?

Happy that I decided to skip my homework for about an hour to do this. :D