Hi guys. Well, I'm a girl, from Brasil. And i reeally enjoy iCarly, Seddie and i loooove writing and reading romantic stories.

I am 14 years old, and I started learning english when I was 6.

I love going shopping, playing sports, listening to music, watching tv, playing the guitar, drums and piano. I loove music and I like writing music. I like it because when your singing a song you wrote, you are expresing your feelings. And it's nice.

I am a huge Seddie fan, and i've already seen some stories here at fanfiction and i wanted to write one. It's so cool, isn't it?

Well, i have dreams. A lot of dreams. Like, ten little dreams every night...

I love going to the beach, and staring at cute boys (i mean who doesn't?). I like reading books, i take like 2 hours to get ready every day. I am always concerned about my appearence, I always go to SPAs, try to make my hair perfect and I wear a lot of make up. so i can say that a big part of me is a girly girl, but i have a little tomboy side too.

Well, I'm not very different from the other girls. I try to be nice and sympathetic with everyone. I talk a lot and I have a lot of friends. They are all nice. I'm always smiling. I'm somehow like Carly, but without being kinda selfish and annoying like her. I'm not very funny, but my friends laugh at my jokes :P I love meat. That's probably the only thing me and Sam have in common.

Uh, you might already know that in my name i put girl in love... Well, it's true, I am in love. With the guy that now is my boyfriend. I have been in love with him for a year, and he has too, but since he's abit shy, he only got the guts to tell me that a month ago. He's the perfect boyfriend. He reminds me so much of Freddie. And he started to work out so now he SO HOT! I love him so much. In fact, he just texted me right now and he said: Hey babe. I can't wait to see you tonight. Don't even bother spending one hour to pick an outfit. You look beautiful wearing anything XD Love you so much princess. Call me :) - *sighs*

You'll always see a lot of Seddie in my stories. A lot of chessy moments... I'm sorry if u think my stories are too cheasy... But that's just the way I write. Everything I feel when I am with the guy I love, I describe it using Sam and Freddie. So if you don't like my cheesyness (i don't know if that word even exists), that's YOUR PROBLEM!

Well, there are a looot of other things to know about me, but i think i wrote enough... You don't wanna know all.

Thanks for everyone that is reading my stories and the ones who review. I love you all.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (lol, look down)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (If you're a girl)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. (very true haha)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

True Boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

An iCarly Survey

What’s your favorite episode?

iKiss!!

Have you put any of the episodes on your iPod?

Nope...

Who introduced you to the show?

No one. I just watched it. I wasn’t so into it in the beginning, I even liked Creddie a little, and I didn’t even know Seddie existed. But after iKiss, I started to like Sam and Freddie’s relationship, and now I’m addicted to Seddie, and iCarly!

Did you watch the sneak preview of the first episode when it came on TV?

No...

What do you predict for the characters in the future?

I guess Creddie will happen, but then Freddie will realize they are only supposed to be friends and that the one that he really loves is Sam. He will be afraid to tell her, but eventually he will, and she (of course) likes him back. Then, they will start dating! Yay!

Who’s your favorite character?

Sam of course.

Who’s your favorite girl?

Sam

Who’s your favorite guy?

Freddie duh

What’s your favorite line from one of the episodes?

I don’t have a favorite, but I like this ones:

"Well... lean" Sam from iKiss.

"She’s beating me with your underwear!" Carly from iSaved your life.

"How many fat cakes are in that tank?" Gibby from iMust Have Locker 239.

"I won?! I won!!" Gibby from iMust Have Locker 239.

"Shh… Don’t tell Carly" Sam from iThink they kissed

"Never tell a girl to calm down!! Guys always tell girls to calm down and it never works, it just get us all whipped up. You see me all whipped up now because you told me to calm down!! " Carly from iThink They Kissed

Also I love Freddie in iTwins. He is so funny.

What’s your favorite Seddie moment (other than the kiss)

Again, I don’t have a favorite. I like when Carly asks if they liked the kiss, I like when Freddie tries to protect Sam from the car in iMust Have Locker 239, I like the kiss between Freddie and Melanie, I like when Sam sees Freddie and Carly dancing and looks hurt, I love the fact that Freddie gave up on the ‘girl of his dreams’ because of something Sam told him, I like when Freddie is all worried about Sam in iQuit iCarly, I love the fact that Freddie gave up on the sea cruise that he wanted so bad to help Sam, I like the moment in iRocked The Vote after Carly and Freddie hug, and Sam and Freddie don’t, and I also love the look they shared in iHurt Lewbert.

What’s your favorite Spam moment?

Spam? I dunno

What about your favorite moment between Carly and Sam?

idk Probably in iQuit iCarly when they save each other

What’s your favorite argument between any of the characters?

when Sam and Freddie slap each other, its so cute!

Which episode title is your favorite?

iKiss

Is this one of your favorite shows?

Of course!!

Seddie or Creddie?

What kind of question is that??! Seddie!!!

Season one or season two?

season two!!

Spam or Sam/Jonah?

Seddie!

Were you more excited for “iGo to Japan” or “iDate a Bad Boy”?

iDate a Bad Boy

Are you more excited for season two DVDs or “iFight Shelby Marx”?

season two DVD's

“iTwins” or “iMust Have Locker 239”?

I don’t know. They were both awesome

Who do you want to see Freddie with: Sam or Carly?

SAM!!!!

Sam or Carly?

Sam!

Carly or Freddie?

Freddie!!

Sam or Spencer?

Sam!!

Spencer or Freddie?

Freddie!

Jonah or Pete?

Pete

Tureen or Wendy?

Wendy

Sam or Freddie?

Seddie!!

Granddad or Mrs. Benson?

Mrs. Benson!! I love her

Griffin or Jake?

Griffin. He’s so hot

Griffin or Freddie?

Freddie

Carly or Spencer?

I think I prefer Spencer, since Carly is an obstacle to Seddie’s relationship.

Ms. Briggs or Mr. Howard?

Ms. Briggs

Nevel or Mandy?

Both!

Nevel or Tureen?

Nevel

Who’s the better guest star: Emmett the eating kid or Chuck the deliveryman with no personality?

Chuck

The girls on the show or the guys on the show?

the guys

How did you first hear about the movie events?

Internet

Are you excited for iFight Shelby Marx?

no

What do you think of the casting on the show?

AWESOME!!!

Do any of your friends watch it?

Not really… Well, they watch it, but they don’t like it as much as I do

Do you think it will run a long time?

I hope so

What episode did you like Sam the best?

End of iKiss

How about Freddie?

iKiss and iReunite with Missy end

And what about Carly’s?

iBelieve in Bigfoot and iSpace Out. She is so funny

Which character would you meet in person?

Freddie, we have so much in common!! And because Sam probably would hate me.

Which actress would you meet in person?

Jennette!

Which actor would you meet in person?

Nathan!

Lol. That's it. I hope you enjoyed.

Anyway, to see Freddie's hair on my story iWill Make Her Mine, go to http:///mens-hairstyles-image-is055.jpg ;)