Hi Everybody!

My name is...wait, I can't tell you that!

Let's just go with my pen name. Enomys.

Now I'm just going to go ahead and assume that you are on my profile because you liked one of my stories and want to know something about the author. (And by the way, sorry for the whole 'double chapter' thing. I'm new-ish to this site, but still...that was embarrassing...)

So, about me...

I like making fun of myself in my disclaimers. And sarcasm. (Best thing ever invented! Really!) And writing from Toph's perspective. She's just so...different from the average girl, and that makes her fun to write. I also like books. Lots of books. So if I don't post in a while, it's because I am reading another book. Sorry. I also like using sentence fragments (you know, like the one that is currently masquerading as the sentence before this one). I also like these triple dot things (...). Not sure why, but hey, we all have our quirks, right? (Looks around anxiously) Right? And now it would seem that I like parentheses. Wow. Maybe I need to get checked out. I'm starting to like punctuation way too much...

Anyway, thanks to all of you who review, favorite, and alert. You are highly appreciated!

You're still here! Maybe I can entertain you with some quotes from Ganxingba's Avatar: the Abridged Series!

"GIVE ME YOUR SHOELAACCEESSS!" - Jet

"I know you're out there, chocolate...the Avatar! Time to make Daddy love me." - Zuko

"Let me get this straight. You can invent tanks, jet skis, and a giant, frigging drill, but the concept of a hot air balloon ellluuuudddeeesss you?" - Sokka

"You know what'd be more fun? Danger." - Aang

"Nice try, but we don't date comic relief characters." - Suki

"Yes? No? Maybe? Lobster?" - King Bumi

"It means that even though my legs are paralyzed, I can still achieve my hopes and dreams like everyone else because I'm handicapable and..." - Teo (No offense meant to anyone who actually is handicapped in any way.)

"Dear Zuko, stop. Hahaha, stop. I got a promotion, stop. Hahaha, stop. You're horribly disfigured, stop. Good day." - A message from Zhao.

"I'm awesome." - Jet (Yay ego boost!)

"It's a random stranger that I can exhibit naive optimism towards! Yay, naive optimism!" - Katara

"And I'm a skeptic. Skepticism, skepticism, skepticism!" - Sokka

"Oh, I used all my finger paint making this mask!" - Zuko

"Oh Sokka, you couldn't fight off a short bus full of nuns." - Katara

"So you could say that we're taking a metaphorical highway into the danger zone." - Aang

Story Guide (Not Oneshots)

After Avatar: My version of the events following the last tea-shop scene. However, I have not updated in a while and for that, I suck. A lot.

Chronic Cactus Juice Consumption: Sokka's various misadventures on the extremely entertaining cactus juice. Updated when reviews inspire or when I feel particularly crazy.