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![]() Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, and Vampire Knight. I AM NEAR I'm 14 and LOVE reading and writing.From friends r cydniebear33 and sleepydwarflol.I'm crazy and I'm not kidding.I have a bad hadit of biting people just ask fav colors are black, midnight purple,carmel brown and blood red(yes I no blood is really blue but I don't care).My Fav stores r hot topic and Zumie. I LOVE DEATH NOTE,me and my friends have nicknames from Death Note My friend Syd is L,Cyd(yes I have 2 friends name syd but there names r spelled different)is MELLO we named her that because shes not soo mello(if you watch Death Note mello is not soo mello) and Im Matt(no me and cyd r NOT GAY i am matt because I am a girl gamer and have matts goggles, and shirt).I hate the way matt dies.I just need a light and Near. but now I Near but for Halloween I am being MATT. My real my is Arianna, call me Ari. Look me up on WeeWorld -Ari0298 Pics http:///2008/04/deathnote-rules.jpg http:///images/photos/1500000/food-pYramid-THE-L-WAY-death-note-fanclub-1508996-900-695.jpg http:///images/photos/2900000/near-mello-and-matt-death-note-2949230-410-583.jpg http:///i/1001560510036088mu6.jpg/ I guess Im goth but I think it's wrong to label people. My fav bands r- Hollywood Undead, the killers, Fall Out Boy, evanescence, and MRC Fav songs with lyrics Cancer by MRC Turn away, Now turn away, That if you say (if you say) 'Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you Well they encourage your complete cooperation, So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff! A celebrated man amongst the gurneys. I gave you blood, blood, gallons of the stuff, Paradise Lost by Hollywood Undead So watch my chest heave I feel like "Fuck man, Racist he makes us LET IT ALL BURN Just let me burn, it's what I deserve. So take me and make me To sing when you hurt And here at the end Let it all burn Just let me burn So cry 3 tears for me, So cry 3 tears for me, I can not stand Let it all burn, Just let me burn This hate that you gave me keeps saying This hate that you gave me keeps saying Burn Just let me burn BURN A little less sixteen candles a more touch me I confess, I'm just messed up 'Cause you're just the girl all the boys want to dance with I'm sleeping on your folk's porch again, dreaming I don't blame you for being you Write me off, give up on me You can make all the moves, you can aim all the spotlights I'm sleeping on your folk's porch again, dreaming I don't blame you for being you (always on, always on) I don't blame you for being you I set my clocks early 'cause I know I'm always late Coby and pastes If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic, I AM NEAR Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile then add your name... Arianna(I AM NEAR) Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is going on and on about yaoi just because you can. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. Crazy is sleeping over night at the Cherry Hill Mall JUST to see two of the New Moon charters. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you repeatedly listen to the same song over and over again because you love it, copy/paste this to your profile If you have a really scary crush on a book, game, or anime character, copy and paste this onto your profile then add the names of the ones you like: Matt+Mello, L+Light, Ruyk+Rem, Matt+Mello+L+Near, Near+Misa, Near+Mello, L+BB, Near+L If you think Vald should date snow, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Fang! If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. Five fourths of people have trouble with fractions, if you're the part of the five fourths, say aye! or just copy into your profile, you chose. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile. If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. Girls Cody and paste this on your profile if U r 1 of those girls and add your name to the list.Cydinebear33,I heart wolves. 37 Things to do in an Elevator In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping ( how exactly would that work?) 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (and you thought...?) 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (that’s probably a good idea.) 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap (and that would be??) 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (I’m taking this because…..) 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (wow.) 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Wonder what that means.) 15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. 16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. 17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." 18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." 19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." 20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." 21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." 23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." 24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." 25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." 26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." 27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." 28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." 29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Sarcasm is one more service we offer. I hear voices and they don't like you Smile -- it confuses the enemy I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree I'm 99 percent sure he doesn't like me... it's the 1 that keeps me hanging on. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! My favorite quotes from storys 's just just to gay.From JacobEdwardSlash 2.“He told you!” I added wanting to shoot him in the kneecaps as the mobster kid I was.From Spirit Bound: Redemption. was like the location was protected by freaking Homeland Security...What was it, Area 51??From Spirit Bound: Redemption. thats it soo far |
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