Salutations!

When you can't run, you walk. When you can't walk, you crawl. And when you can't do that anymore, you find someone to carry you.

The name Mindy Morganna is a fusion of ideas. a) My cousins amazing band the MindyHoppers, they are from Co. Kildare in Ireland and they are sort of indie/old school. b) Morganna L'Fay from the old Arther stories c) The car I want called a Morgan, thats all I know about it but I love them d) in Memory of my best friend Anna who died when she was 10, she was in a wheelchair and one day her heart just gave up.

Also, my muses all went on holiday to America and got arrested for picking fights with some Twilight/Hannah Montana crossovers which means thay can't come back so if you have any cast-offs you think I might like sent me your ideas!

So, a few things about me. My favourite books are too numerous to count, however at the mo I am reading anything by Thomas Keneally, Kate Atkinson, Dan Brown, Micheal Gerber (what can I say? Toilet comedy is a quilty pleasure), Lois de Bernieres, Bill Bryson and I just finished Catch-22. Read it, just trust me, the writer is amazing. I have also discovered Spike Milligan, whos memoirs are some of the best I have ever read..

I don't like maths, Twilight, soaps (ie EastEnders, HollyOaks etc.) clothes with labels all over them,spiders, liars.

Am I in love? It's...a friendship.

Some random stuff: I write book reviews for my school newspaper, I paly grade 7 flute, I am a direct desendent of William Wordsworth,Dan Corry and Dan Sickles, I have read the Bible, if I could have a superpower it would be to manipulate time, I got carried away with this profile- took me hours to find the quotes! If I could I would vote UKIP , go on call me a snob! But Labour just throw money at problems and don't fix the right stuff...

I have one cat called Dazey, two black sheep-sorry poodles- called Fizzy and Tipsy. Don't worry, I don't groom them oddly. Also four male guppies (fish) called Oedipus, Macbeth, Ozymandius and Flute.

My favourite films are The History Boys, Love Actually, What Happens in Vegas, Dude, where's my car? Cinema Paridiso, Dead Poet Soceity,Nativity, Milk, Oscar and Jim, Little Miss Sunshine, The Pianist, Hallam Foe, Flags of our Fathers, Defience - very excited about Eagle of the Ninth, and HBO Game of Thrones! 2011 is gunna be a GREAT year for films methinks...

I support 9 charities: RSPCA, RSPCC, RSPCB, Shelter, Tusk, The Smile Train, WaterAid, WWf and Amnesty International

I used to go to a Steiner School, the smallest in England I think. But no, I have never taken home-grown drugs and am perfectly normal (ish). I now go to a all girls school.

My favourite TV programms are House, Blackadder,Have I Got News For You, Lost, Spooks (no Ros...terrible times) , Primeval, MisFits, Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Loved BBC Robin Hood untill the 3rd series .No Will :( he was my favourite BBC character) then they axed him and Djaq and replaced them with Kate. Grrr...

My perfect accent is a cross between Co. Kerry Irish and Jamacian. If it exsits!

My favourite bands/singers are Paloma Faith,Florence and the Machine, The Monkees, Paolo Nutini,Clint Mansell,Marina and the Diamonds, MIKA, Marianas Trench, All American Rejects,Kala,Kasabian, Mumford and Sons, The Baseballs and every kind of K-Pop, mainly SHINee, 2ne1, T.O.P...

For my GCSEs I am doing Maths Higher, French, Biology,Physics and Chemistry, English Lit & Lang, Greek, Classics, Drama, Art, Ethics and Philosophy. thats, 11 or 12. Arrrrg!

Who Am I?

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, Secret Memory, Faith, Sam, Witchy Rain Girl, Danforth'sChild, DeadPoet0712, SapphireCometx, Mindy Morganna

Things I love

1.Writing and reading. That includes books, plays and of course fanfiction!

2. The English language, some words are great. Use big words whenever possible. Oxymoronic onomatapoeia creates a mentally stimulated paradox, do it honorificabilitudinitatibus!

3. Team sports, rounders, hockey, netball, vollyball and lacrosse are the ones I play in teams. Tennis and athletics too, but some people don't view them as a team sports.

4. Caburys Roses, chocolate in general really!

5. Acting, I love the buzz and ability to become someone else

6. My black poodles, Fizz and Tipsy

7. Music, anything but very heavy metal and "princess pop"

8. Witty slogan T-shirts, pattern tights,casual dresses clothes really, no you guessed?!

This is from my fellow Jamie Bell lover Penmaster51who pm-ed me this rather brilliant plan...

Jamie Bell's Publist person-dude: Jamie... errr, there are some fans...
Jaime Bell(looking hot and talented and just wow): Really? Send them in!
Publist Dude: Uh... they're really crazy for you...
Jamie Bell: Come on! They can't be that bad!
Publist Dude: Okay... but don't tell me that I didn't warn you (grumbles, then opens door)
Fangirls (several fangirls including me and Penmaster51):AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JAMIE!
(hour later)
Publist Dude: I swear to god officer, they just took him and ran!

Ok, and this is how Penn and I are going to change The Lovely Bones so he can be in it! (But we love the book and film really, it was just a missed oppertunity!)

Len just walks into the office and Jamie Bell walks in behind him.
Len: "Wait... there are no other major police officers!"
Jamie =shrugs=: "I was asked to play a role... and I'm takin yours! Haha! Get out."
Len: "What?! You can't do this-" Security hustles in and drags him out.
Fangirls (us to a few others) in the movie theater: "We told you he'd get the letter!"

Susie: "I was alone in my perfect-hey who are you?"
Jamie: "Sorry, but the powers that be (US!!) have changed this movie to just be about me, so If you could just..."
Susie:"No way!"
Jamie:puts on his Jimmy-hat and looks adorable "I'll tap dance for you."

Hehe... ehh, that's kind of creepyXD But it gave me a good chuckleXD

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. Revenge is a dish best served cold, but it will just congeal in the end
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

Annoying Things to do At a Supermarket/Shop (PS- I have done only done 1,3, 5,10 and 11. Number 3 and 11 are very funny indeed-try it!)

1).Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals

2).Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

3). Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone, ‘Code 3 in housewares,’ … and see what happens

4). Go to the Customer Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay-away.

5). Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

6). Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7). When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?

8). Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

9). While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10). Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.

11). Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!!’

12). When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream ‘NO! It’s those voices again.’

13). Go into a fitting room and yell real loud ‘We’re out of toilet paper in here!’

HOW TO BE ANNOYING IN AN ELEVATOR (I have done 1,4,7,20,18 and 21. Its amazing the freedom when you know you are never gonna see someone again)

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Put your iTunes, Ruckus, Napster, etc. on shuffle.
For each question, hit the next button to get your answer.
Write down the song, no matter how silly it sounds.

1. If someone asks "Is this okay?" you say
I'm On a Boat (with T-Pain)~The Lonely island

2. What would best describe your personality?
Lucifer~SHINee

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
Do You Want The Truth or Something Beautiful?~Paloma Faith

4. How do you feel today?
Open Your Eyes~Snow Patrol

5. What is your life purpose?
The Logical Song~Supertramp

6. What is your motto?
Follow Me~2ne1

7. What do you think of your parents?
Sun Goes Down~David Jordon

8. What do you think about very often?
Sex on Fire~Kings of Leon

9. What is 2+2?
Last Train to Clarksville~The Monkees

10. What do you think of your best friend?
Mowgli's Road~Marina and the Diamonds

11. What do you think of the person you like?
Lez Be Friends~The Midnight Beast

13. What do you want to be when your grow up?
Cigarettes in the Theatre~Two Door Cinema Club

14. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Suddenly I See~KT Tunstall

15. What do your parents think of you?
Destination Anywhere~The Commitments

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Dialling Tone~Will Kevans

17. What will they play at your funeral?
Music is the Victim~Scissor Sisters

18. What is your hobby/interest?
Paper Planes~M.I.A

19. What is you biggest secret?
Little Lion Man~Mumford and Sons

20. What do you think of your friends?
Fairytale of New York~The Pogues

21. What's the worst thing that could happen?
Left My Heart In Tokyo~Mini Viva

22. How will you die?
Bohemian Rhapsody~Queen

23. Does anyone like you?
Not Afraid~Emiem

24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?
Love Today~MIKA

25. What hurts right now?
Drumming Song~Florence and the Machine

26. What will you post this as?
Turn it Up~T.O.P

Let's see if we can get a better secret...
Dominos~The Big Pink

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

' "She hasn't touched a shamisen in years" Yoko apparently'-Memoirs of a Geisha, Arthur Golden

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A Music Stand

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

A very very scary science video in Physics. Not only did it detail the 100+ ways we could die by sticking forks in toasters, the lady had a wig that slipped when she was running. NO LIE!!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:54

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Celebrity Status-Marianas Trench

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Walking back from school

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A very funny and true Twilight parody by Once Apon A Flying Saucer

9. What are you wearing?

Glastonbury '08 top, tweed skinnies, bowler hat and a purple blazer

10. Did you dream last night?

I was forced to swim with sharks in Africa, then I played cricket with some monkeys...

11. When did you last laugh?

In French when I got asked a question, panicked and said "Do you want to sleep with me?" in french.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Handmade mirror, vintage '40s posters, noticeboard, highland cow wrapping paper, certificates, lots of odd posters. The one nearest says "Who said anything about vampires? I want to be a hobbit!"

13. Seen anything weird lately?

A guy cutting his hair at a bus stop. It was really long and black. His hair, not the bus stop.

4. What do you think of this survey?

Why do the numbers skip around? Good though! Should really update...

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Pianist-it was beautiful

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy

Flats in France, Athens, Rome and Botswana. Also clothes and serveral dogs!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have kleptomania-deal with it.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make people WAKE UP and smell the coffee!

19. George Bush:

Was a dick. But at least he had some flair, Brown is the human equivelent of a wet pillow cats piss on.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Aoife (eee-fa)

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Rory

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Not permently

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

Pardon?

2. What is your favorite possession?

Neil, my 'puntner, or my collection of books/DVDs

3. Do you own a gun?

I did have a licence! But that was a clerical error, however for 2 weeks I could leagally own a rife!

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

I don't have a ex

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Sometimes.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

Fairytail in New York by the Pogues or God rest Ye Merry Gentelmen

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Hot Chocolate!

9. Can you do a push up?

Yes

10. Is your bathroom clean?

Woah man, back off!

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

I just randomly dissasemble and make my own so it changes

12. Do you take painkillers?

No,

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

Treat them like human beings.

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

Not that I know of.

15. What's your name?

Get out of it! Whats yours?

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

New email, dog, answering this question

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought

New coat from Jesire, train ticket to Bath and a packet of Starbursts

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

Elderflower cordial, hot chocolate, water

19. Current worry?

Exams, exams, exams, school play. Exams.

20. Current hate?

Maths and lack of trustworthy people

21. Favorite place(s) to be?

My room, the Library and on stage

22. How did you bring in the New Year?

Al alone because everyone else was drunk :(

23. Where would you like to go?

Everywhere!

4. Do you own slippers?

Nope, just thick socks

25. What shirt are you wearing?

Deja vu...

26. Favorite color(s)?

White, because it is made up of all the colours!

27. Are you gay?

Too personal

28. Do you sing in the shower?

Don't we all?

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

House fire and Giant spiders eating me!

30. Best bed sheets as a child?

Blue elephants!!

31. Worst injury you've ever had?

Slashed open my foot. Then got tetnus.

32. Who is your loudest friend?

Alice

33. Who is your most silent friend?

Alice. That doesn't mean I have only one friend, it means they both have the same name, jeez... what do the teach in these schools?

34. Does someone have a crush on you?

Lets hope so!

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?

Of course!!

36. What is your favorite candy?

Minstrels

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

err...Here comes the bride?

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

A recording of all the funny/clever/witty things I have ever said! No, err...one of Mozarts Req. in D minor.

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?

Asleep

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

Too early...must sleep...

I don't expect you to read all these but I promise you they are all me!

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A recent study by USA Today has found that three out of four people make up seventy-five percent of the population. If you understand the humor in this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

97 of teens won't stand up for God ... Repost this if you're one of the 2 who will.

All the good guys are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books and movies. (Sigh, so true)

Death is like god saying, “You’re fired!”

Suicide is like saying to god, “You can’t fire me, I quit!”

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!

It's only a hobby... only a hobby... only a hobby...

You Know You're an FanFiction Author When:
1. You talk to yourself

2. You've spaced out for more than five minutes

3. You always seem to be typing in your head, and sometimes find yourself doing so on an imaginary keyboard.

4. You don't have a favorite song, you have multiple theme songs!

5. You have read a 250+page book in less than a day

6. In every book/movie/show you have read/viewed, you make up at least three fanfictions about them in your head. (Or actually write them.)

6. After a book/fim/show one of the things you think are the great fanfics there will be for it.

6. People ask you to name a favourite book and you say a fanfiction title

7. You didn't notice there were three #6's.

Choose Your Favorite Characters from Movies/Books/Tv Shows etc. and do this! THESE ARE NOT FROM THE SAME MOVIES/SHOWS!

1.Charlie Dalton (DPS) / 2. Griffin (Jumper) / 3. George (Being Human)/ 4.Cougar (The Losers Comics) / 5. Hatsumomo (Memoirs of a Geisha)/ 6. Tariq(Spooks)/ 7.Tolouse (Moulin Rouge)/ 8. Will Scarlet (Robin Hood)/ 9. Nathen (MisFits)/ 10. Astrid (Gone series) 11.Esca (Eagle of the Ninth) / 12. Pippin (Lord of the Rings)

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic before?
Uh… no, Thank Godness. I don't think Tariq could handle Esca!

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Strong, silent and wears a hat? Need I say more?

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Errr...thinking about it those two would be awful parents, very clueless indeed. But they would try very hard I am sure, or they could just give it too the Elves or something.

4. Do you recall any fic about Nine?
Yes. A few, but there aren't many MisFits fanfictions (hint hint)

5. How would 1 dump 11?

Say while experimenting has been fun, its not working. Then makes a comment about spears hurting him finds himself thrown into a gladiator pit. Realises that calling Esca a "sex slave" was a bad idea.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Nine. I don't think it would work but it would be so funny watching him wind her up! However she is maybe she is a bit "high mantinence" for him.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Ha! Gosh, do that strange little laugh he has and hover around, hiding his eyes and shouting buissness venues and meeting until Griffin kicks him out.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
George wonders into the FAZY and finds Astrid, after she discovers what he is she trys to help him...but cannot resist his intellect and...wolfishness.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Errr...no. Charlie would try anything however. And Will loves Djaq (or Allan...) .Maybe just a friendship/comfort story.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Middle Earth Music: Making it Better

11. What kind of plot would you use for Four to de-flower One?

After Cougar is left to protect a school of boys for the night, he finds himself tailed by a student, who is drawn by is magnetic sex appell

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don’t know what this means…

13. Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?

NO BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON THERE IS NO EAGAL OF THE NINTH FICS, WHY?? I LOVE ESCA!! Sorry, I geuss after the movie comes out there will be some.

14. Would anyone on your friend's list read Two/Four/Five?

Maybe, Hatsumomo and Griffin could just insult eachother until Cougar shoots someone

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of passion?
Well, Something clever and smartarse of course...or something like "Sam, we're underage! This is wrong, very wrong!"

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Thick as Theives by Kasabian

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Includes much swearing, sex references, geekiness and adorableness

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Youre right, Americans are very very bad..."

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Well first he would look confused, then frown in a surly, hot Celtish way and mutter something about mother-sons and ancient traditions, then look adorably sad and manly at the same time.

20. How Emo is Seven?
About as emo as Dolly the Sheep. And he doen't even know who that is. Although that eyeliner...

23. The end, by the way, I set you up on a date with Two!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! I luuvvvve you darhing! Hang on, this could take some work...

EDIT: these are from PennMaster- more questions... hehe,lolXD... be afraid... be VERY afraidXD

24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Quite amazed. I think Will might win because of all the fighting he does in RH. I would try and break it up I guess (after I filmed it!Not like that you dirty-minded little... not like that honest...well...)

25. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Sat to the relitive/sibiling "you have no taste in friends" then bitch-slap Hatsumomo.

26. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Ask "Can I join in?" On come on, wouldn't you?

27. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Not really be suprised, and just annoy him because he is far better at insults then me I bet.

28. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Nod wisely and say "Dont expect it to always be like that,George err tick tock tick tock?" Then hit Nathen and ask about Kelly.

29. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Laugh? I mean, come on, Pippin? The Hobbit?

30. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Shout at her "Jeez, a day earlier and you could have helped me on my test!" And then ask if Sam was around...

31. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Stop him of course! Remind him of his sexiness until he cheers up!

32. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Melt.

33. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

“Take it, God knows your hair must stay adorably floppy!”

34. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

What strange world is this... how did you get here...STOP SINGING FOR PITY'S SAKE!! OMG, wow.

35. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

I would watch in amusment as Griffin was sacked on the first day for being really rude and violent. Then watch in ever great amusment as Esca strugges to understand anything and get sacked for trying to sacrifice someone, maybe Griffin...

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Film Quotes

"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops." Arsinic and Old Lace (I think)

Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head or tail of it.
Duck Soup, spoken by Groucho Marx

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone-DPS

Tom Irwin: Um, Rudge...
Mrs. Lintott: Now. How do you define history Mr. Rudge?
Rudge: Can I speak freely Miss? Without being hit?
Mrs. Lintott: I will protect you.
Rudge: How do I define history? It's just one fuckin' thing after another.

Dakin: So how would you say thank you?
Scripps: Same as you probably. On my knees.

Hector: The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things - that you'd thought special, particular to you. And here it is, set down by someone else, a person you've never met, maybe even someone long dead. And it's as if a hand has come out, and taken yours.

Dave: Walk this way.
Simon: Don't walk that way!
'Young' Carl: I'm just gonna...
Simon: Walk woodpecker way.

Annette Roper: over walkie talkie That Sergeant Angel's coming into your shop. Get a look at his arse.

Dwayne: You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest.

Asael Bielski: Nothing is impossible, what we all have done is impossible!

Will: I find the key is to think of a day as units of time, each unit consisting of no more than thirty minutes. Full hours can be a little bit intimidating and most activities take about half an hour. Taking a bath: one unit, watching countdown: one unit, web-based research: two units, exercising: three units, having my hair carefully disheveled: four units. It's amazing how the day fills up, and I often wonder, to be absolutely honest, if I'd ever have time for a job; how do people cram them in?

Dr. Grace Augustine: They're pissing on us and not even giving us the courtesy of calling it rain.

Dad: Listen, have you noticed anything weird about our Billy lately?
Tony: What are you after like, a list?

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Alfredo: Living here day by day, you think it's the center of the world. You believe nothing will ever change. Then you leave: a year, two years. When you come back, everything's changed. The thread's broken. What you came to find isn't there. What was yours is gone. You have to go away for a long time... many years... before you can come back and find your people. The land where you were born. But now, no. It's not possible. Right now you're blinder than I am.
Salvatore: Who said that? Gary Cooper? James Stewart? Henry Fonda? Eh?
Alfredo: No, Toto. Nobody said it. This time it's all me. Life isn't like in the movies. Life... is much harder.

Hope you enjoyed that little (sic) peek into my world. Feel free to pm, copy and paste and roll your eyes at will. My parting words to you are:

May the road rise up to meet you.

May the wind be always at your back.

May the sun shine warm upon your face.

May the rain fall soft upon your fields,

And may you reach heavan a half hour before the devil knows you're dead!

Thankyou, watch this space!!