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Joined 11-18-09, id: 2150450, Profile Updated: 12-04-10
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Codename: Kids Next Door, and Phineas and Ferb.

Name:Reachel McQuaid!

Age:13

Goal in life: to go through life without looking stupid. not working out to well.

Fav music: paramore Forever the sickest kids Everlife Hilary Duff Jennette MCcurdy anything from the 80s

Fav Books: Percy Jackson Hunger Games Animorphs Uglies

Hobbies: Reading, writing, cooking, archery, running away from cops lol

Religon: WWTWTD? (What would the weasly twins do?)

I AM NOW THE MASTER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY! HAHAHAHAHAAH

u can even check it on my Facebook

IMPORTANT!!!!!!!

ok so my computer is back up and running but all my KND stories were deleted! i'm soooooooo sorry. but the good news is i will be rewriting them so just give me some time and your patients will be rewarded. sorry for the inconvenient.

cool stuff i found.

If Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Them In Your Enemies' Eyes

Hand Over The Chocolate, And Nobody Gets Hurt
Sanity Is Overrated
When I Told Your Boyfriend That He's Gay, He Hit Me With His Purse
I'm Not Strange! I'm Different!
I'm Not Short, I'm Vertically Challenged
I'm The Type Of Girl Who Would Burst Out Laughing In Dead Silence Because Of Something That Happened Yesterday
Good Girls Are Bad Girls Who Don't Get Caught
I Have Lots Of Talents, I'm Just Not Good At Any Of Them
Don't Knock On Death's Door. Ring The Doorbell And Run. He Hates That
Life Isn't Passing Me By, Its Trying To Run Me Over
Stress- The Condition Brought On By Overriding The Body's Desires To Kick Someone's Ass
If Santa, An Honest Lawyer, And A Nice Politician Were Together In A Room, And There Was A Cookie, Who Would Get It? Santa, The Other Two Don't Exist
People Used To Call Me Names. But That's Okay, They're Dead Now
My Knight In Shining Armor Turned Out To Be Some Loser In Aluminum Foil
Don't Piss Me Off, I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide Bodies!
Is It Just Me, Or Do Automatic Doors Make You Feel Like A Jedi?
I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I'm Enjoying Every Minute Of It
People Fear The Strange And Unusual. I Am The Strange And Unusual
If At First You Don't Succeed, Destroy All Evidence That You Tried
I Ran With Scissors... AND LIVED!
That, My Children, Is Called A Wall. But Beware, The Wall Is Solid. Yes, Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid, For We Cannot Walk Through It! Believe Me Children, I Have Attempted This Many Times Before
My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Have Serious Problems
If You Think Losing Your Mind SLOWLY Is Bad, Try Losing It QUICK- I'm Sorry, What Were We Talking About? And Who Are You?
If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Why Can't Get Us Out?
There's Nothing Wrong With Arguing With Yourself. Its When You Argue With Yourself And LOSE When Its Weird
You Know Its Gonna Be A Bad Day When You Fall Out Of Bed And Miss The Floor
All Things Considered, Insanity May Be The Only Reasonable Alternative
I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own
Tell The Truth And Run
One Night, I Lay In Bed, Looking Up At The Stars, And Thought, "Where The Hell Is The Ceiling?"
I've Got ADD And Magic Markers. Oh The Fun I Will Have!
Officer, I Swear To Drunk, I'm Not God!
Come To The Dark Side... We Have Cookies!
Right Now, I'm Having Amnesia And Deja Vu At The Same Time. I Think I've Forgotten This Before...
I'm On A Quest To The Deepest, Darkest Corners Of My Room In Search Of What Some Would Call A "Floor". A Long And Difficult Task Awaits Me. Wish Me Luck My Friends, For I May Not Return Alive
I'm Not Paranoid... WHICH OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Stupidity Killed The Cat. Curiosity Was Framed!
Get Off Our Planet Alien Scum!
I'm A Black Belt In Origami!
I Did What They Said And Chose The Road Less Traveled... Now Where The Hell Am I?
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Apple Juice, Then Laugh While People Try To Figure Out What The Hell You Did
Why Do Adults Teach Kids That Violence Isn't The Answer, And Then Have Them Read About Wars In Schools That Solved America's Problems?
It Doesn't Matter If The Glass Is Half Empty Or Half Full, Just Drink It And Get It Over With
the Surest Sign Of Intelligent Life Out There Is That None Of Them Has Ever Tried To Contact Us
Why Is It Necessary To Nail Down The Lid Of A Coffin?
Why Don't We Ever See The Headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
We're Americans. We're A Simple People... But Piss Us Off And We'll Bomb Your Cities
My Best Friends Are The Kind That If My House Were On Fire, They'd Be Roasting Marshmallows And Flirting With The Firemen

im a dork! wwwwhhhhhoooooo!

The ways you know you're addicted to Codename Kids Next Door:

-You call your uncle Father

-You swear that you're a KND operative but you were decomissioned

-You have written at least 3 KND fanfics

-You cried when the show ended

-On Halloween you expect to see a large pirate ship driving in the streets

-You think brussel sprouts will kill you

-Whenever you see the math question 3+4 your first instinct is to put a heart beside it

-You have every time that Numbuh 4 almost told Numbuh 3 he liked her memorized

-You want a pet skunk

-You've tried to build a treehouse before

-When you see a toaster your first instinct is to turn it into a weapon

-You have long winded nicknames for the people who live down the street

-The rainbow monkey theme song is etched into your brain

-Whenever you see a bald guy with sunglasses you yell 'NUMBUH ONE IS BACK!"

-When Operation I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S aired, you freaked out because you thought Numbuh 2 and 3 got married

-At the end of Operation I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S when Numbuh 4 tells Numbuh 2 to stop hugging his wife you cheered

-You have an itch to speak in third person

-The pun 'I'd just turn the other cheek' when referring to your friend's large butt makes you crack up

-You have a soft spot for blonde Australians

-You prefer watching Codename Kids Next Door over age appropriate shows

-You get mad when "The Kid" flirts with Kuki, pushes her on the swings, tries using Spanish words on her etc. etc. and when he tries to fly better than Hoagie.

-You use KND as an excuse to get out of a date. (ex. My uncle just blew up all the Ice Cream in Texas and i have to go and talk to him that day.)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Fighting ;)

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? posters of PARAMORE!!

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? i drool some times

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? alternative rock, heavy metal, some 80's

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? idk

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? food

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? having a reason to wake up in the morning

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? my children (JK my animals)

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? short. and everyone knows it

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? depends

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? only if im inside, if im outside im ok... weird

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? my mom.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? my bff has this really cool sweet pea sent perfume.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? idk

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? not sure

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? peperioni, ham, chesse, bacon!

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? pizza!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? i can remeber.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? my bffs?

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? nope

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Abby dawn

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? 8 cats, 1 dog, and 2 rabbits

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? ^^^^^^ see above

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? mabye it depens on the person

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? CHOCOLATE

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED? 5

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? i am now a bleach blond (With a bunch of black spots) and have blue highlights and purple bangs!!!!!!

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? my mom to make sure she hasnt ran away from me.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? when people act a certain way just for the hell of it.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? nope

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? sunlight! im nocturnal

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? the one famous police officer.

37. FIRST JOB? babysitting?

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? when ever the bank calls or my friends are here (Is your mom at home? Me: No she was eaten by a lion)

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? writing

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? yes

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? knowing the most strange subjects

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? no

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? a laptop

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 3 one of each! wait...

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Xena warrior princesses sidekick. Gabrielle.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? every night at 11:11

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? dandruff control... dont judge me!

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? no way it's crap

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? corn beef

52. ANY BAD HABITS? tons

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? no CDS

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No. im stupid! WHOO

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? yes, but i only care about my looks on occasion

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? writing or i dont... im not a healthy child

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Arroy grande... Stalker

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? a pink skirted Minny mouse.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 17

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? nah i was more of a Wiggles fan.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Noooo not at all, never! (sarcasm)

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? potatoes!

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? idk being funny!

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? shortcake, queen of mean, or Rachel McCquwaid when the cops are around. ;)

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Im a parawhore!

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Eureka, KND, Married with Children, X-files

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? 0... im only 13.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookies and cream.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? yes why wouldnt i?

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? never, im lazy.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? yes?

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 98. my mom is a freak

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? i dont care

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? the TV. Eureka is playing.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? telemarketer. i told her i was at In and Out.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Hair? i like long hair.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Yeah you built up a world of magic because your real life is tragic, or Once your a whore your nothing more sorry that will never change. on my own (Im screaming i love you so) on my own (my thought you cant decode)

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Haters ;)

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? April, i like the rain.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? mine? Aries.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? blondish redish purpleish blueish?

86. EYE COLOR? bright brown.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? In and Out!

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Mmh raw fish with weeds and carbs, Yum.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Speed, funny movie.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? forth of July.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? not really but i can play a few cords on the guitar.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Screw them both. DEAR, CAPITOL YOUR STUPID LET THE REBELLION BEGIN!!!

95. KISSES OR HUGS? HUGS, i love to hug people. *Hugs*

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? whatever floats your boat

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? a leather skirt from Hollywood.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? a broken t-bird. i was hit by a katy perry look a like

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The Lost hero! BRING PERCY BACK!

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: i dont have one

Im currently in the middle of like six other storys.

Most knd but one Series of Unfortunate Events, one

Danny Phantom. but im also swamped in hw so i

wont be updating as much sorry. but i will try my best!

LUV U ALL!

ur the greatest!

If you love Nico, copy and paste this to your profile (I DO I DO I DO!!!!!!)

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile. ( I hate thoese people)

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile (Ive done it)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (Only during tests)

If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile (Howd u kno)

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! (I like rachel but this is a NO couple)

Write Down Ten Random Characters!

1. Percy

2. Annabeth

3. Grover

4. Thiala

5. Nico

6. Rachel

7. Luke

8. Bianca

9. ME!!! (Rachel McQuaid and or shortcake31)

10. Raven McQuaid ( my unrealted sister, wer not in the books but we wish we were)

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Grover: *nervously chews fork*

Thaila: Soooo...

Bianca: well this is awkward...

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

McQuaid sisters: HEH wer going to Rachels!

Me: PARTY!

Raven: Oh ya!

Rachel: Oh dear...

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Raven: WTF!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!! *beats with meat stick*

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous.What happens?

Me: ...

Bianca: *Tackles Rachel*

Rachel *fights back*

Grover: this would be so much better with pudding.

Banica and Rachel: *Tackels grover*

Percy: You asked for it.

Grover: AHH

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?

Me: Raven help!!

Raven: *jumps out of no where* McQuaid sisters!

Me: HEH. DAUGHTERS OF Artemis UNITE!

Thalia: well this is awkward... Peace!

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

kitchen is on fire, zombie army running everywhere, people running for their lives)

Percy: DIE FISH! *hackes fish with riptide*

Annabeth: Rachel put down the flamethrower!!

Rachel: NEVER AHAHA.

Nico: CRAP!!!

Me: *smirks* i love my writing power of doom.

Raven: Mh, yes. it is a wonderful power.

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Me: I DO GOAT BOY!

Grover: NOOOOO

Thaila: I'm the maid of honor!

Banica: No I am!!

Thaila: No me!

Raven: No im her best friend!"

-three way attack-

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Luke: NICO! GIVE ME LEFT 4 DEAD 2!!!!

Nico: WAIT YOUR TURN!

Annabeth: seriously? thats what i'm worth now?

Raven: sorry but, its a awsome game! MY TURN AFTER LUKE!

Annabth: GOD!

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Grove: Nope

Percy: Not a chance

Banica: Sorry, no.

Raven: Its true

Me: so true.

Annabeth: Yep

Thalia: Love ya but no

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?

Banica: NOO! ITS WRONG!! EVEN I KNOW THAT!

Percy: UH YA!!

Annabeth: Ugh, i know. I WANT A DIVORCE!

Luke: WTF?

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

ME: Cus 7 8 9 bitch!

Raven: I hate the number 9. it sound so whiny. nine... nine! WHINY

Rachel: Well i would be afired of Luke beacuse not only did he try to kill me when he didnt even know me he try to kil ev-

Luke: *Covers Rachels mouth in mid rant* Dont need this lecutre again. OW! she bit me!

Annabeth: hahahhaahahah

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Raven: *sneaks out back door* THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!

Nico: Shit RUN!!!!!

Me: AHHHHHH.

Raven: Just kidding guys! woot who wants Jack!

Nico and me: ME!!

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Annabeth: IM GOING TO KILL YOU OR WHAT YOU DID TO THALIA!

Me: Aww fuck me!

Raven:Your going to get it now.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Percy: I would probably have to save Ray.

Rachel: *sigh* i know.

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Grover: *makes acorn pop out of the ground*

Bianca: *picks out deformed nut* Hey look its Percy!

Five is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Nico: I WILL SAVE HER THIS TIME!!!

Bianca: Let it go Nico!

Me: Pack it up big guy. let her go.

Nico: ergg.

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Annabeth: Well-

Luke: Aww shit i'm out of here. *pop into smoke*

Percy: WTF?

LOL my pjo quizz is over! hahahahahahahahahah

Directions:

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY

Ur So Gay by Katy Perry HAHAHAHAHAHAH Thats funny!

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Heartbreaker by Pat Benatar. Gee i hope not!

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY?

My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne Not the kind of ending in the song but ya i guess...

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Hot Air Balloon by Owl City What?

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Believe by Orianthi Well that should be, im a start using that

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Make it Shine by Victoria Justice Aww thxs guys!

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

I Don't Think About It by Emily Osment Ya well- OMG A squirrel!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Dental Care by Owl City LAMO!!!!!!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Misery Business by Paramore. Uh its the piano tribute! I SWEAR!

WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY?

Picture To Burn by Taylor Swift Well this is pretty accurate

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Fifteen by Taylor Swift Sure!

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

When I'm Gone by 3 Doors Down Uhm?

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Pressure by Paramore ( Screw you mom!)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Protecting Me by Aly and Aj ( Sure! That sounds sweet)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

My Immortal by Evanescence Hey i dont even want a funeral!

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Low Day by Capra I guess that sounds good?

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Do or Die by Forever The Sickest Kids Again why the hell not?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Circle the Drain by Katy Perry Whoa, not like that!

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Tomorrow by Lilix oh come on i cant be the only one who feels that way!

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Someday by Nickelback Well that answers none of my questions!

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Just That Girl by Selena Gomez Again not like that but i hate her!!

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Freckles by Natasha Bedingfiled I guess but i HATE my freckles

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Mean by Taylor Swift True

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

Speechless by The Veronicas I hope not!

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Give Love A Try by Nick Jones Just for that im taking u off my ipod! Damn truth tellers

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

The Countdown by All Star Weekend uhhh i dont get it

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Now Or Never by Orianthi i still dont get it!

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Falling Down by Selena Gomez LAMO!! I GUESS

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

I Don't Care by Skye Sweetnam Damn Striaght

Signs You're Addicted to Shugo Chara!

1. You had eggs for breakfast this morning, and immediately felt guilty. (Kind of, but its the morning so i dont care.)

2. You like cats more. Especially black ones. (I own 6 black cats. I cant help but love them :)

3. You have all/most of the Shugo Chara! theme songs on tour iPod/mp3player. (There not available in America! T.T)

4. You have ever done the Bala-Balance, in private or in public. (Teehee. youll be seeing it on youtube :)

5. You think you have Guardian Characters. (Rachel and Lilith)

6. When someone says "prince," you run for a bucket. (Maybe O.o)

7. Locks and keys make you giggle. (No but whips and chains excite me X)

8. You've ever shouted "Atashi no kokoro, UNLOCK!!" (Once in walmart!)

9. You now fear Easter. (Yesssss)

10. You have the strangest urge to color easter eggs like the Guardian Eggs. (No. i hate Easter :P)

11. You're suddenly want to learn to play violin. (Yeah...)

12. You are overprotective of the character you have a crush on. (Naturally)

13. You enjoy watching/reading the anime/manga over and over. (Yes, yes i do)

14. You force your friends to watch and read Shugo Chara! (Yup!)

15. You waste your printer ink printing out Shugo Chara! pictures. (Yes, my mom is mad)

16. You scream at people when they tell a bad joke. ( More like give a death glare)

17. You have a specific color that you relate to every character and giggle when ever you see the color. (Not really.)

18. When acting like a cat, you say "nya~" instead of "meow". (YES~!!! X)

19. You think your student council should wear capes. ( Yes i ttly suggested)

20. You want to dye your hair the same color as your favorite character. (Too late :)

21. You make connections to Shugo Chara! from normal things in your life. (All the time!)

22. You jump from high places and see if you can land like a cat. (I always fail to though)

23. You've based your English projects off of Shugo Chara! (My teacher wont let me that stuck up bi-)

24. You opened a regular book the wrong way. (Maybe:D)

25. You can name every Chara. ( Its hard to say with my accent. Im a California beach girl)

26. When you hear the word "hop", "step", "jump", "drew", "draw", "drawn", "chip", "syrup", or "whipped cream" you have the desire to say them all. (YESS!)

27. You start carrying your bag like Amu. (Not any more. Too havey X()

28. Choose a sport? Well, obviously soccer. Wait no, basketball. Soccer? Basketball? ARGHH! (I cant play sports. Im a rima or an Amu with out Ran!)

29.when you eat taiyaki you eat the tail first.

Congratz people! You made it here alive! Just remeber to lock you trays in a forward and up right posision! HAHHAHAHAHAH

Un animal salvaje estaba tratando de alimentar a mi hermana mientras ell a se banaba!

BWAHAHAHAH

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Oh, the Irony by Calliope Muse reviews
"Seeing as my mission was complete, I made a beeline for the food. There was some delectable chocolate cake earlier, and I hadn't gotten nearly enough of it." Sequel to "Oh, the Madness" NicoxOC OCxOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Nico A.
Confessions of a Rebel by Smiley Forever reviews
*Was titled:Street Rat in Camp* 13 year old street rat Samantha goes to camp with her friends. What she doesn't know is that she's going to play the main role in yet another upcoming war. Will she survive? Or will she fail?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,413 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Nico A., Percy J.
Operation UNITE by penspot reviews
A decomissioning story... kind of. Decomissioning Sector V was the supidest thing the KND ever did. Now they need the team in a dire time, but first they have to be proven trustworthy for them to help. Canon pairings R&R
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 58,433 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
Isabella's Cousin by Queen of Cartoons reviews
Isabella's evil cousin, who is known for ruining Isabella's life, comes over. But then her cousin starts to steal everything that is important to Isabella. Leadership of he firside girls, her catchphrase, and worst of all, Phineas. Has Phinabella.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,183 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Isabella
Reunited By Destiny by LillyLicious reviews
Sector V have been decommissioned, and now they are reunited at a school camp when they end up in the same team. Full summary inside. 3/4 1/5
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,392 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 9/8/2008
KND Question and Answer by A Visionary Skeptic reviews
I have locked up the KND cast in a room and I'm making them answer your every question. Hurry up before they find some way to escape.Pairings depend on questions and a special guest will be commenting. HINT: not me but a certain character XD info inside
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,269 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Kiss Cam by Chocolate covered charas reviews
Rima get's dragged to hockey game by the gardians and it's BORING, but when Amu get's a picture of Rima and Nagi on the kiss cam she's left with no choice but to go after the picture and delete it at all costs, but does she really want it gone? REWRITTN
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M.
Of Skittles and Starbursts by forever.blue.skies reviews
On Halloween night, when Rima and Nagihiko are walking...Well, let's just say that Skittles and Starbursts are drastically involved. -"Red: because that's the color Nagihiko's about to become."- RxR?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M. - Complete
Blackened Hearts by AnnabethHermionePotter reviews
What happens when a new half blood shows up at camp? What happens when Nico locks her in his cabin? What happends when Aphrodite does some messing around...? Hehehe! My first PJATO fanfic. Nico A./OC. Rated T for language. REVIEW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Nico A.
P&F make a chatroom by Aquatic Smores reviews
What's to say? Its P&F and they make a chatroom for everyone, then it starts getting hilarious. No OOC or OC, K plus for later themes. FOREVER HIATUS? Really old, don't look.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,101 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010
Not The Only Ones The Shadow Chronicles 2 by moonshadow2012 reviews
Phineas and Ferb arent the only geniuses.Meet Liz Jackson and Ellie Richards, and Josh and Nick Steele.But now Phin, Liz, and Josh have to save the world from people who might know more about them than they do.T for violence.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,965 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Phineas - Complete
All My Demigods by hendie reviews
How far will Aphroditie go to make the perfect soap opera for Hephestas TV? Far enouph to mess up Percabeth in a romantical redo of the Trojan War. But out of the chaos, new freinds arrive and new relationships form. Can a son of Hades fall in love?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,674 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Annabeth C., Rachel D.
Phobias by Audrianna13 reviews
It's the Friday before Halloween, and Mr. Lancer decides to let his students relax and have a fun day discussing phobias. However, three students commandeer his lesson when they know more than expected of them...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 165 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Lancer, Danny F. - Complete
Life of Song by PFT reviews
Phineas and Ferb's lives as expressed through songs. Accepting song suggestions Within Reason .
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Phineas, Ferb
Because He Doesnt Like Batman by KNDFANGIRL reviews
A One-Shot! Kuki says no to a date with The Kid...why? Abby and Kuki have a debate. Better than it sounds! PLEASE R&R!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
The Ghostly Chatrooms by JuneLuxray reviews
Danny and the gang just chatting on chatboards. Humor promised. So R&R.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Danny F.
Unwanted by awesome writer in training reviews
Fourteen year old Elva doesn't know who her real parents are, has a foster parent that has a drinking problem, and a handful of friends that are even more twisted than her.However her whole life changes when she and her best friend Helen, meet baby Cakes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Nico A.
Playing Matchmaker by A Visionary Skeptic reviews
Kuki's old friend from Japan is coming to visit. When she sees how obvious Kuki and Wally's love for each other is, she decides to take matters in her own hands. My first fanfic! 3/4 with a few hints of 2/5 Now going under editing. Eventually...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,377 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4
All Mixed Up! by kittylover529 reviews
Well somehow Phineas and Feb end up at our favorite knd treehouse and when the recess gang comes in...what all is gonna happen!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2010
A Situation Never Thought Possible by Shaylis The Multi reviews
Jane Stauffer thinks shes a regular girl until she finds out who her dad is. Even in the one place all demigods fit in,she stands out and becomes camp's number 1 enemy. chiron hates her! What Happens When She Falls In Love WithA Boy She Can Never Be With?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Percy J., Nico A.
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My Old Man reviews
The only thing Summer wants is to find her father. Now that she has her chance she enlist her best friend help and goes on a cross country trip to find her father and more... Lots of pairings! Be kind and REVIEW!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Phineas, Isabella
The Future is Bright! reviews
Future kid fic. The new generation is taking over dealing with evil adults, homework, and drama! Written some time ago. Hope you enjoy!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sally Sanban
Heaven is a GoKart Track reviews
Hoagie attempts to cheer up Abby. Part of Week of Randomness! Yay! Slightly sad but funny too! Enjoy!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2
Spider Fury 2 reviews
The spider is back! Duh nuh nuuhh!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
Spider Fury reviews
Annabeth finds a spider in her room. Result? SPLAT! Seriously random one-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter Randomness! reviews
This has nothing to do with anything. Its just fun stories about me and my friend bugging the Harry Potter people! so i beg of you no flames. this is for the love of all thing random! WANGADOODLE! rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010