Oh my gosh! I actually updated! This is a miracle. Though I bet I lost a ton of reviewers for taking such a long time. Oh well, they will have to miss this extra funny chapter! (I'm kidding, I have no idea if this chapter is funnier than all the others)
Anyway, I got a laptop for Christmas so it should be easier for me to update since I won't have to wait for someone to get off the computer. So, I've been busy with basketball since soccer ended and I saw my cousin leave for boot camp to prepare for the Navy. (Plz pray for her, she'll come back in March) I got a few more anime obsessions (EX: Full Moon) and I just had my math midterm to 'prepare' me for high school...
So I took so long for a good reason... I feel like I',m forgetting something... what was it...?
Oh yah! that chapter! Enjoy! (I'm trying to get used to working with fanfiction on my laptop so plz ingore any bugs~!)
Disclaimer: I do not own Knd...
Everyone: Grab some armor, a paintball gun, night vision goggles, and a soda! Quick don't ask just do it! PAINTBALL WAR in the dark of MIDNIGHT -helljumperspartan 101
Kimi: I like this reviewer! *gets paintball gun*
Nigel: Look alive people! She's armed and even more dangerous!
Wally: This was just what they needed to make this place worse. At least I get a soda…
Kimi: *shoots soda out hand*
Wally: CRUD!
Kimi: You and Morgan should meet and discuss plans for world domination. Morgan is called "the spawn of Satan" by one of our friend's cousin. -buddygirl1004
Kimi: She sounds more like an obstacle to me. Why must people try to thwart my plans? What's so wrong with a world dictatorship?
Wally: You being the dictator.
Numbuh 60: I LOVE YOU! YOUR SOOOO CUTE! -I-Love-Patton
Patton:…I don't know how to respond.
Nigel: Don't worry, none of us do.
Wally: Oi, I though only questions got through to us.
Fanny: Well as per usual, YOU'RE WRONG!
Patton: What's got you so mad now?
Fanny: *grumble grumble* nuthin' ya stupid boy.
Kimi: Can ya kill somebody? *cough cough* Wally *cough cough* -I-Love-Patton
Kimi: Well I could…
Wally: Hey!
Kimi: But Kuki-tan would then kill me…
Wally: Phew
Numbuh 60: Do you like Numbuh 86 and, so you can answer, she can go in that supply closet. -skyhigh imagination
Patton: There's a supply closet?
Kimi: Yeah, how did you think I got that bucket for Wally in chapter 3 from?
Patton: I don't know, Japanese super powers?
Kimi: =-="
Kuki: *flying around room* wheeeee!
Kimi: If/when you do take over the world, who are the first 3 people on your 'murder list'? -CartoonLover999
Everyone: *steps back*
Kimi: What? Don't worry you guys; I'm not going to have a murder list. Just a 'seriously injure/ torture/ scar for life' list.
Everyone: *Hiding in corner*
Kimi: Anyway, that would probably be Lizzie and Ace. Also…umm, * points at random person* you.
Random person: What? Why me?
Kimi: You annoy me for being here when you aren't even a real character from KND.
Random person: Neither are you!
Kimi: What. Was. That?
Random person: Nothing Evil Overlord, your Highness!
Kimi: That's what I thought. You're still on my list however.
Numbuh 5: Could you make me a Monkey Lisa? -swirlydots
Numbuh 5: Numbuh 5 is a lil' busy making Christmas presents but she'll let ya know if she feels like it.
Sonya: Are you obsessed with rainbow monkeys? -swirlydots
Sonya: Well, not really.
Kuki: GASP!
Sonya: I like them and all but I'm not obsessed. I only have about three.
Kuki&Fanny: DOUBLE GASP!
Numbuh 3: If you kiss Wally I'll give you a special edition fun time party rainbow monkey. -swirlydots
Kuki: But I already have that one…
Kimi: Let's face the facts, Kuki has about almost every single rainbow monkey thought of.
Numbuh 363: * touches * -swirlydots
Harvey: *screams*
Wally: Shut up!
Harvey: NO YOU SHUT UP! SHE JUST TOUCHED ME!
Kuki: *pokes*
Harvey: *screams*
Kimi: *throws soap* Stop screaming and go wash off your arm. Geez.
Negative Numbuh 4: Any other reasons other than "it makes me look eviler" do you like your dumb goatee? How'd you get it? -swirlydots
-4: I like my goatee. It makes me feel powerful.
Wally: I'm never growing hair on my face if that's what I'll look like.
Kimi: I have a question; How come his goatee is black when he's obviously a blonde?
Everyone:*turns to look at -4*
Wally: Is that even your hair?
-4: …Maybe
Everyone: Ewwww!
Numbuh 2: What's your favorite pun of all time? -swirlydots
Hoagie: I can't really pick. They are all just way too punny! Ha! Get it?
Kimi: Yes, we got it. Can we send it back now?
Numbuh 362: I'm sorry I forgot about you! To make up for it...ummm...I dare you to...uhhh...-CENSORED-...OOPS! I mean, dang...I can't think of anything! I know! I dare you to kiss the guy you have a crush on! -Angelic Sakura Blossom
Rachel: No way! I didn't know Justin Bieber was here!
Everyone: …O.õ
Rachel: Did I say that out loud? *blushes*
Patton: *elbows Nigel* Looks like you've got competition…
Cree: How can you not like kids? They are so cute! I mean seriously, I'm fourteen and I have this neighbor who has a daughter that's like five years old and she is so fudging cute! -Angelic Sakura Blossom
Cree: I don't care how cute you say kids can be, they are annoying and that's it. Why do people have to be so dense? Seriously, it's like no one even listens to me. I can't wait until I get out of this room.
Ace: Sup? I'm actually a huge fan of you, dude. I don't get why everyone else hates you (though I wish that they hadn't changed your voice actor.) Are you still into Kuki, or what? 'Cause you're always acting like a lady's man otherwise, so... one assumes. -Spade (AmuletSpade)
Ace: Finally! Someone who understands me!
Kimi: Eh, whatever flyboy. Just answer the question.
Ace: Actually yes, I still like Kuki. *pulls out bouquet of flowers*
Kuki: Awh! Thanks Ace!
Wally: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Ace: I'm showing her how much I love her.
Wally: Well stop it!
*both start to argue*
Kimi: *whispers to reviewer* The only reason why we don't like Ace is 'cause he messes with 3x4. Other than that, I guess he's ok.
Wally: Whose side are you on?
Kimi: *gives cookie* If (when) you take over the world, are you gonna rename all the countries? Because dictators always do that in movies. :3
Kimi: Yay! *noms* I'll probably only rename the countries whose names annoy me. Like Germany. I'd also probably change the name of Australia to something about wallabies just to annoy Wally.
Wally: Hey!
Kimi: I'm also going to do something about Washington the state and Washington the city. Only one of them can keep the name Washington. I haven't decided which one yet.
Hoagie: I like that plan, I always get those two confused!
Kimi: See? I'd be helping the people!
Numbuh 60: What do you see yourself doing in 20 years? -fictionlover94
Patton: I think I'd be a movie or television star. I think I have a chance at being the next Terminator.
Numbuh 86: How old were you when you started hating boys? -fictionlover94
Fanny: Let's see. I would have to say it was my first birthday.
Rachel: You mean when you were one?
Fanny: No, I mean my first birthday party at the age of 6. My little brother smashed his toddler face into my cake, my older brother stepped on all of my gifts, and my second oldest brother stepped on all my presents during a game of pin the tail on the donkey. To top it all off, my littlest brother threw the rest of my cake into my face.
Rachel:…That explains so much…
Lizzie: How do you feel about Numbuh 362? -fictionlover94
Lizzie: Well her hair is nice but her sense of style could use some work.
Rachel: Wait a minute…
Lizzie: She also yells way too much.
Rachel: Hey!
Lizzie: And she used to take Nigie on a mission whenever we had a date.
Rachel: Well…
Lizzie: Oh and she complains a lot. Like about her job and stuff.
Hoagie: Now that's the pot calling the kettle black.
Wally: What? What do black pots have to do with Numbuh 362?
Numbuh 86: Well the KND scientists made a time machine and they report that they saw you married and with 3 kids. How do you feel? -fictionlover94
Fanny: If I did believe you, I'd be disgusted. Since I don't, I really don't care.
Rachel: What's with you?
Fanny: I'm starting to get tired of the same questions over and over again.
Numbuh 4: Just tell her you're in love with her already! We all know. -The Devious Angel
Wally: In love with who?
Kimi: Grrr, I hate it when questions aren't clear enough. C'mon people, did ya forget how dense Wally is already?
Wally: Hey!
Kimi: Hey yourself! We all know it's true.
Wally: *looks at everyone*
…
Hoagie: You didn't have to be so harsh Kimi…
Kimi: *sighs* I'm having a bad day I guess.
Wally: So does that mean you're sorry?
Abby: Numbuh 5 thinks that's how close you're gonna get to getting an apology from Kimi.
Numbuh 60: I LOVE YOU! You are soooo cute and hot *drooooling* I love you possibly even more than Numbuh 86 or Numbuh 362 loves you. Has Numbuh 86 seen you with your shirt off? -CandyforniaGurl851 3
Patton: Another question I have no idea how to respond to…
Rachel: Since when do I love Patton of all people?
Patton: Hey!
Rachel: No offense or anything.
Patton: Whatever. Anyway, why is it important for F-Numbuh 86 to see me without a shirt? *utterly bamboozled*
Kimi:*cough* ya did a Patton!*cough* Ahem, this stuff just flies over you guys' heads, doesn't it? Attention fangirls: We have not reached the stage of teenage hormones. Please stop acting like we have.
Wally: Is that some kind of virus?
Numbuh 1: Why, for the love of dear god, do you not grow your hair? -d1996
Nigel: I'm not even gonna answer this one. Nope, not gonna say a word. Not a word.
Wally: Numbuh 1? Who are ya talking to?
Nigel: No one Numbuh 4. No one.
Wally: Oh, um ok. O.O"
Kimi: Since you're the Authors voice, why weren't the Delightfuls' questions I asked back for chap. 5... Well, asked? (Not mad, just curious) -my-dear-fangirl
Kimi: Well, they were really detailed about the Delightfuls, and quite frankly, no one cares that much about them.
TDCFDTL: Hey! We resent that you insolent brat!
Kimi: Like I said earlier, no one cares about the Delightfuls.
Nigel: You know, I forgot they were here for a while.
Hoagie: Yeah, me too!
TDCFDTL: Grrr...
Grandfather: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE BEATEN BY YOUR OWN SON AND GRANDSON, MR. GROUCH? *growls and has fire eyes* -dragonaqua
Grandfather: How does it feel to yell at a fictional old man trapped in a box covered with locks with no pudding, annoyance?
Hoagie: Aww, no pudding? Dude you've got it rough. *shakes head sadly*
Everyone: Join the dark side, we have cookies... *grins evilly* -dragonaqua
Kimi: Plus there are muffins every Monday! Voldemort likes to call them Muffin Mondays but I think it's too cliché.
Wally: How would you know?
Kimi: I'm on the dark side, duh!
Everyone:…
Everyone: Welcome to the dark side... I lied about the cookies :D -dragonaqua
Wally: Does this mean there's no muffins either?
Kimi: Of course there are muffins! Why would I lie about muffins?
Kuki: It's true. Kimi-chi never lies about muffins.
Hoagie: Jeez Numbuh 4. How could you not know that?
Fanny: Yeah! Even Numbuh 1 knew that!
Nigel: Hey!
Abby: Well you are out of the loop most of the time.
Nigel: Whatever…
Wally:…Forget I said anything.
Numbuh 4: I want to pet you! And hug you! And smooch you! *glances at Numbuh 3 and sees if she's jealous or not* -dragonaqua
Wally: ummm…I'm really freaked out right now…
Kimi: That, my friend, is the power of fangirls! It's even more powerful than Chuck Norris!
Kimi: If you could kill only one person in that room, who would it be? -dragonaqua
Nigel: Only one? You mean if she wanted to she would be able to kill us all?
Kimi: Well, yeah if I really wanted to. Don't worry, you guys don't die easily. People continuously write fanfictions about you all so you're always revived.
Nigel: …How comforting.
Kimi: Yeah, what a life. *sighs*
Everyone: Anyways in my plans for world domination (even though I love kids) I plan to enslave all kids now what do you KND people respond? -germanyswarrior
Rachel: With Kimi on our side, we can't lose. She's like a ninja.
Wally: Kimi's not a ninja! She's not cool enough!
Kimi: What was that?
Wally: Uh, I meant you're way too awesome to be a ninja!
Kimi: What is your favorite food? -Mercy4.8
Kimi: Hmm, pepperoni pizza.
Kuki: Really? I thought you liked tempura chicken with soy sauce.
Kimi: Well, American foods are just so good! Besides, I'm no longer allowed to have gummy bears…
Nigel: Why not?
Kimi: Er, well uh…
Kuki: Ever since the tricycle incident of '02, Kimi has been permanently banned from eating gummy bears. That's why eating gummy bears while juggling is now illegal in convenient stores.
Kimi: Poor orphans…never knew what him 'em. Now I'm wanted in most of Hokkaido.
Everyone: …
Numbuh 1: What's up with the rainbow monkey underwear? -Mercy4.8
Nigel: If it's not my head, it's my 'big' butt. If it's not that then it's my underwear. WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE?
Kimi: Just answer the question.
Nigel: *mumbles* They were on sale, ok?
Fa-Numbuh 86: Why do you hate boys? -sonialeeforevr12
Kimi: *whispers* They did a Paaaaattooooooon!
Patton: Will you cut that out already?
Fanny: *to reviewer* They're stupid.
Rachel: What about the lab dorks- I mean scientists in the KND?
Fanny: They're stupid in a geeky way.
Rachel: I see…
Numbuh 4: Do you like Numbuh 3? I WILL SPAM YOU IF YOU DONT ANSWER! (not the attack your email...I will throw spam at your head) -metasgirl
Wally:…Can I eat spam?
Kimi: Um… if you really want to since it's arguably edible. I guess you can.
Wally: ok then…
*drawn out dramatic pause*
Kimi: Aren't you going to answer?
Wally: No, I'm hungry.
Kimi: …You're no fun! This question had so much potential too.
Wally: *waits for flying spam*
Numbuh 84: Hey Lee, this is your older sister Haylie. If you and your little GIRLFRIEND Sonya get married someday, can I plan the wedding? Wally can be the flower girl with a pretty little white dress (ROTFL) and Paddy can be your best man. CandyforniaGurl851 3
Wally: Why do I have to be the flower girl? I ain't even a girl!
Kimi: I dunno Wally, I think you'd look uber cute in a dress!
Wally: You can just shut up!
Patton: Geez, you're just jealous that you're not the best man! *smirks*
Wally: You can shut up too!
Kuki: Oooh! Sonya I wanna make your dress!
Sonya: Ah, o-ok Numbuh 3 but I really don't think that we-
Kuki: Oooh! It's gonna be so pwetty!
Sonya: *sweatdrops* Uhh, that's nice and all but we-
Kimi: We should start planning! What color should Wally's dress be?
Wally: I AIN'T WEARING NO DRESS!
Kimi: Aha! A double negative! So should your dress be orange?
Wally: *growls* How many times do I have to say it? *attacks*
Kimi: Oh no you don't! *roundhouse kicks*
Sonya: B-but we aren't gonna-
Kuki: Food! We need lots of it for a wedding!
Lee: I have a sister? That is quite unexpected.
Everyone: *stops to stare at Lee*
Numbuhs 86&60: Okay, can I plan YOUR wedding too? C'mon we all know they like each other. CandyforniaGurl851 3
Fanny:*blushing* Who said I was going to get married!
Kimi: Is Wally gonna be the flower girl at your wedding too?
Fanny: I'm not getting married!
Sonya: *whispers* Good luck trying to convince them. I wasn't even able to complete a sent-
Kuki: I wanna plan your wedding too!
Kimi: I'm gonna have'ta pick a different color dress for him to wear…
Wally: I ain't wearin' a dress!
Kimi: Aw, come on! It would be so cute! It could be blue!
Wally: No!
Kuki: I need to pick a theme! Theme is everything!
Fanny: Will you all just shut up and listen to me?
Rachel: Oooh! Can I help with the food?
Kuki: Of course! We'll need to meet for the meal plan and menu/table design.
Rachel: Can you meet me on Moonbase on Tuesday?
Kuki: That's great! The wedding should be there! There's so much room.
Abby: Numbuh 5 can handle the tunes.
Fanny: What? What happened to you? You're supposed to be the sensible one!
Abby: Well, Numbuh 5'll lose air time with a philosophy like that. It's either join in or lose her job. By the way, what kind of music do you like?
Fanny: *groans*
Numbuhs 362&1: At YOUR wedding, I'll shoot Lizzie into the sky like fireworks. Good plan, right? CandyforniaGurl851 3
Rachel: Uhh, isn't that a little inhumane?
Kimi: Who cares? It's Lizzie.
Nigel: =-=" *thinking* Don't say a word Nigel, don't say a word. Everything will go back to normal if you don't say a word*thinking*
Kuki: Oh my goodness! We need to go wedding dress shopping!
Rachel: Um, I really don't think that's nesse-
Fanny: Revenge! I'll supply the food and invitations!
Rachel: You really don't need to go through all of this trouble. I mean, Nigel and I aren't-
Kimi: Double Gasp! Now I need to choose another dress for Wally!
Wally: For the last time I'm not wearing a dress!
Kimi: Urgh, fine. How about a pastel tux?
Wally: No pink.
Kimi: Deal. *starts writing in notebook*
Hoagie: Are you sure about this?
Wally: As long as I'm in pants and not in pink, I'm fine. Hey, where's Numbuh 60?
Nigel: He passed out during his wedding question so I threw him in a corner somewhere.*points*
Hoagie: Uhh, I'm pretty sure that's Numbuh 363's corner.
Nigel: Really? How do you know?
Harvey: *screaming* GET OUT! NO ONE IS ALLOWED IN MY CORNER! DON'T TOUCH ME!
Nigel: …That would explain the signs saying 'Keep Away'.
Kimi: So, Rachel, what color should your brother's straight jacket tux be?
Rachel: Hmm, a cool green color would be nice.
Kimi: Mkay*pulls out magazine* Kuki-tan! Let's start ordering the wedding supplies!
Numbuh 3&4: Since Wally can't be the flower girl at his own wedding; Nigel can be the flower girl! CandyforniaGurl851 3
Wally: Ha! Wait, what?
Nigel: Who said I had to be the flower girl? What if I wanted to be the priest?
Kuki: Oh my gosh! I totally forgot that part!
Wally:…Uh, you're really into planning this aren't you?
Kuki: Of course silly! Why wouldn't I be?
Wally: *blushes*
Kuki: I just love planning weddings! This wedding will be perfect for Numbuh 1&362!
Wally: Wait a minute; what do they have to do with this?
Kuki: Silly Numbuh 4, don't you remember the question?*skips off*
Wally: Sh-she didn't even read our question… *sulks*
Kimi: Look on the bright side! You'll still have your lavender tux to wear!
Hoagie: Uh, Kimi. I don't think that's gonna make him feel any better.
Kimi: I know but he'll be over it by next chapter. Until then, I have weddings to plan!
How interesting of a chapter! Uh, I think. Well I'm in a good mood now that I've updated. It helps that I've written my second song for my music project and I believe it's pretty good. ^w^
As you all know, February is coming up and we all know what happens then! Valentine's day! I know, I know, all of you other single people out there don't really care and most likely are groaning in annoyance-BUT!- I have officialy made it my fanfiction birthday. With also means it's Playing Matchmaker's birthday! We are both turning one on fanfiction! Yay!
In order to honor that, I am coming up with KND surprise! *waits for cheers and appluase* Ahem, I will find time in my schedule to write and upload this surprise since by then Science Fair will be over, The second trimister will end, and basketball will be coming to a close. Great, right?
So, stay tuned and I'll try not to die by then!(happy thoughts, ne?)
- Faith ^w^~